Deathkilla
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Life isn't great for Kyle Broflovski. His heart is still broken. He dropped out of med school. He's back in South Park, living in a shitty apartment as he tries to restart his life with NO money, energy, or even hope for a better future. And now he's reached a new rock bottom: sleeping with Eric Cartman to get money for rent. Wow. Really? Tragic.
So, then, uh... what's the deal with sleeping with Cartman a second time? And then a third? And a fourth? And--okay, we've gone past the point of denying something's going on here, whatever it is that is actually going on here. We can't blame everything on depression, Kyle. This is a whole different feeling. Ugh.
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15 Sep 2025
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Cartman's mind raced, trying to make sense of what he was witnessing. Stan was bouncing around like he'd chugged ten Red Bulls and swallowed a Disney movie, Kyle was a delinquent who apparently didn't give a shit about anything, least of all Cartman's existence - which was, frankly, insulting. And Kenny... Jesus Christ, Kenny looked like he'd been kidnapped by the preppy College Republicans and force-fed a thesaurus.
There had to be an explanation. A logical, rational explanation that didn't involve body snatchers or—
"Oh shit," Cartman whispered as realization dawned. "The light at the cemetery."
His eyes darted between the three bizarro versions of his friends. Was it possible? Could these be the... He shuddered at the thought. The other versions? Like that pussy Cartman from the parallel universe they'd encountered during Halloween in third grade? If that was the case... where the hell were the real versions of these assholes?
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Something goes terribly wrong when the boys fuck around at Ms. Choksondik's grave at the cemetery on Halloween. Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Butters end up in an alternate dimension with nice Cartman while regular Cartman tries to figure out how to get them back.
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17 Jul 2025
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Separated for hundreds of years, humans and vampires have shared a hostile past of war and destruction unlike any other. The establishment of day and night cycles seemed to put a damper over the raging conflicts, but this is soon proven futile when the sun becomes a common enemy for both races. Suddenly forced together, the tension between the two societies is at an all-out peak and bordering on war.
Meanwhile, the son of the Vampire King is gifted a human baby at birth, a servant who grows up side by side with the young prince. Soon, as the political dispute nears its climax, newly explored feelings between the two adolescents cause their relationship to reach a point of no return.
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28 May 2025
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Cartman was being more annoying than usual today, but Kyle couldn't exactly pinpoint why.
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Cartman is acting unusually cruel, and Kyle takes the brunt of it. But when Kyle throws it right back at him, something breaks.
Will Cartman (and others) be able to figure out their confusing newfound homoerotic feelings? Will therapy and medication be enough to make Cartman not be an abusive POS? Will the author be able to finish this fic before their South Park hyperfixation dissolves? Keep reading to find out!
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27 May 2025