Deerandtheheadlights



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    Frank shifts his hands around behind his back and raises his eyebrows when he finds a bit of give in the belt. Gerard's either shit at tying people up, or he's done this intentionally.

    Gerard sees. "I probably should have tied that tighter, huh?"

    "No, it's fine. It's tight."

    Gerard stares at him. "Don't you dare try and make a run for it." Then he stares for a few more seconds, right into Frank's eyes, before the hint of a smile threatens to break his facade. He looks back at Ray. Oh, this is going to be fun.

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    Ray and Frank receive a surprise guest who wants to pay back a favor.

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    12 Apr 2026

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    Frank wasn't afraid of Mikey's weird older brother — he was afraid of vampires.

    There was a difference. It wasn't personal, but it probably felt that way when the sun would start sinking in the sky and Frank would suddenly have to get home right away.

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    01 Nov 2025

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    Gerard has done it - he left the basement for the first time in months on the quest to finally get laid again. Now all he has to do is act semi-normal and convince the cute punk guy to take him home. How badly could he fuck that up?

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    06 Aug 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 48

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    To an innie that has only ever experienced the sterile fluorescent lights and the dull electrical hum of the Lumon office, every sensation is new and exciting. Even pain. Especially pain.

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    21 Mar 2025

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    Escaping the hands of government officials out to arrest them meant acting on reckless whims, even if that meant hiding out in the world's smallest closet with the world's most infuriating, flirtatious conman.

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    04 Apr 2024