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    It's not like things go back to normal immediately.

    Zoe turns to Mio as they're walking away from Rader Publishing and says she'd gotten a hotel a few blocks away for the duration of the program. She asks if Mio wants to come with her.

    Mio says yes.

    (or: mio learns falling in love is pretty easy, given the circumstances.)

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    17 Mar 2026

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    CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
    AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
    CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
    AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
    CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.

     

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.

    But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?

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    03 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    IF SOMEONE READS THIS READ IT WITH THE PODFIC BECAUSE GOD IS THE PODFIC AMAZING

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    “I’d love to meet with you,” Davey said, apologetically, when he had been called up by a fellow looking to initiate therapy, “but I’m all booked up for months.”

    “Are you sure?” The fellow said, through a poor connection that crackled.

    Davey had been sure. And yet. Right there in his calendar was a blank spot, just a few days away, which he had somehow completely overlooked before. “How about that…I’ve got Wednesday at eleven, if you can make that work.”

    “What a miracle,” the fellow said, “that would be just the perfect time.”

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    01 Mar 2026

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    AGAIN INSANE MASTERPIECE!!! A WORK OF ART!!! DESERVES TO BE IN A MUSEUM!!!!

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    As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:

    --His clothing was expensive and stylish;
    --He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
    --His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
    --He looked angry;
    --He was wearing sunglasses.

    What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?

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    26 Feb 2026

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    I don't quite know how writing these work but this fic is genuinely the most beautiful piece of work i have ever read. ANYONE AND EVERYONE who has watched good omens read it NOW.

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    The Dead Poets Society creates a group chat. Naturally, it goes just about as chaotic as you'd expect it to.

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    24 Jan 2026