Derpywolf
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A man out of his time awakes in a body that isn't his. A body that isn't even human, albeit it's one that was made by humans.
He finds himself in a unknown world to him, with only a damaged A.I. as companion and only one single mission: bring back humanity into existence!
No matter the cost.
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Author Note: Be ready to read some of the most degenerate shit you ever had the displeasure to land your eyes on. Language barriers won't stop me!Bookmarked by Derpywolf
07 Oct 2025
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An old man decided that driving back home after drinking at a party that he didn't want to be in the first place was a good idea... He took a gamble that almost took his life and had to take another to get his life back...
His wish was realized, but not in the way he wanted... He is now the last living human on the planet and is being taken care of by the legions of machines that took the place of humanity after a devastating engineered virus killed everyone else a long time ago... He's now an exotic pet of inorganic overlords ruling the world, the last remnant of their creators waiting for death and extinction at a slow pace...
But why don't the machines get rid of him? What purpose do they have, and why do they keep injecting him with those strange vaccines? Isn't the Pale Horse Virus long gone, as they said?Bookmarked by Derpywolf
07 Oct 2025
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On the pride ring In hell, there exists a single portal to heaven. A battalion of soldiers from throughout history, who are given one last chance to redeem themselves, guards it. Michael Fitzpatrick is one of them. Former paratrooper, who despite living a life of sin, died heroically to save others. This is his last chance to earn his seat in heaven. The catch? He, and the others, must guard it until judgement day… Oh, and it’s not the only job they have.
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29 Sep 2025
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Former Spetsnaz, now Wrath circle mercenary, Pulemyot, gets himself a high paying contract of working a security detail with one small caveat. Having to work with one of the many bloody Goetia cutthroat families down here in hell.
It particularly doesn't help that the now Matriarch of said family, Stella, is now a recent divorcee with said divorce ending with the near death of her brother, Andrealphus. It doesn't help that the sole heir, Octavia, has to deal with the fallout of such a relationship, both politically and mentally.
Having to deal with far more work than what was listed in the contract, Pulemyot is forced to invest himself in the Ars Goetia family in order to ensure he stays alive long enough to get paid. But somewhere along the way, Stella and Pulemyot grow increasingly closer to each other, ultimately coming to a precipice of either choosing each other, or the roles that Hell has seemingly forced them into.
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26 Sep 2025
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A goat and a lamb, both the last of their respective kin. Victims of a prophecy foretold long before their time, one held fire in her heart and the other ice in her veins. Forced by circumstance, the two forged a bond like no other. A time when two vessels were chosen, gifted their respective crowns, and the duty to both lead a cult and to exact bloody vengeance upon the bishops who took their kin.
But things are rarely ever so simple. A chance encounter in the weald of Darkwood, had one of the two vessels meeting a strange creature unlike any of them had ever seen. Despite it's strange appearance, the creature aided the fabled goat out of her predicament and back into the safety of her home.
Whether this new, strange addition to their world is a boon or a curse, only time will tell. Though one thing is certain, change, no matter how small. Will always have it's consequence.
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20 Sep 2025