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    “Really? Are you fucking with me? Once for yes, twice for no.”

    Two taps. Wei Ying scrambles from his desk and over to the tank, presses his face right against the glass.

    “Was Wen Ning right?” he whispers. His breath fogs the glass. “Are you our new cephalopod overlords?”

    Once again, the little blue and white octopus taps twice against the glass. Wei Ying goggles.

    Then it taps a sequence against the glass. But Wei Ying has worked on enough expedition ships to know Morse code, or at least the most important code of all—SOS.

    This little octopus needs help.

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    31 May 2026

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    A certain boy we all know and love gets injured. Lan Zhan saves him by using a qi alignment technique. However, the technique has some apparent side effects...

    Or: Gusu Lan summer school if Wei Wuxian was *aware* he was madly in love with Lan Wangji.

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    23 Mar 2026

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    Lan Wangji has never felt this level of confused frustration before. He is trapped in this cave, injured, still mourning what has happened to his home and his clan, and his partner here in the isolation and terrifying darkness of this place is the exceedingly frustrating Wei Ying. Wei Ying, who thinks now is a perfect time to tease him. Wei Ying who makes a joke that stings harder than he knows. Lan Wangji likes this girl that Wei Ying calls Mianmian? What unmitigated gall for him to say this, when it’s Wei Ying’s image that hovers behind Lan Wangji’s closed eyelids, when it’s Wei Ying’s words that seem to sit under his skin for hours afterward. Lan Wangji feels overwhelmed to the point of crying. He’s never felt so full of tragedy and frustration and helplessness. And now he has to tolerate Wei Ying on top of it all.

    And Wei Ying doesn’t look so well all of a sudden.

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    My brain: what if omega wwx in heat in xuanwu cave
    200 fanfic authors: we’ve already done that!
    Me: 201 CAKES!

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    17 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 35

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    It’s Lan Wangji’s first game night, and Wei Wuxian’s friends have decided that they’re going to play truth or dare.

    It goes about how you would expect.

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    01 Sep 2025

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    Wei Wuxian mused sullenly while sipping his wine. He didn’t even notice Jiang Cheng spinning the bottle again until it was stopping, pointed at Wei Wuxian himself and indicating Nie Huaisang should be the one asking the question.

    Ah, shit. Here we go again, he winced internally as his friend asked whether he’d like truth or dare. The dares had been working just fine for me. If I stick to them and choose truth only sporadically to throw them off, it’ll be alright.

    “Dare! Let’s go!”

    Nie Huaisang didn’t miss a beat.

    “I dare you to kiss Lan-er-gongzi”

    Wei Wuxian gaped. He was only faintly aware of Jiang Cheng spitting out a mouthful of his drink somewhere to his left.

    Nie Huaisang grinned.

    On the mouth ”, he clarified.

     

    (Or: Wei Wuxian, Nie Huaisang and Jiang Cheng play truth or dare in the Cloud Recesses.)

    This fic has a Russian translation!

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    20 Jul 2025

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    Lan Zhan attends "gay karaoke night" with Wei Ying and Nie Huaisang. Chaos ensues.

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    28 Oct 2024

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    He gets charged with attempted murder, fraud, assault, and battery. The process goes shockingly fast, the trail is a short one.

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    Lan Wangji goes to prison for something he didn't do, but he learns to survive and accepts the situation of living as an inmate, bonding in a surreal domestic life with his cellmate Wei Wuxian.

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    26 Oct 2024

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    Wei Wuxian wants a rematch. He wants a dozen rematches, wants to fight Lan Wangji on the rooftops where footwork is key, wants to brawl with him in a mountain field and pound him into the dry soil until his white robes are grass-stained and dirty and his perfect skin shines with sweat. He wants the joy of seeing Lan Wangji trapped beneath his weight, forced to concede the fight. He wants to taste sweat and blood in his mouth, and see Lan Wangji do the same.

    Or: During a summer where the Wen never invade, two alphas vie for dominance. Of several kinds.

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    04 Jul 2024

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    “Kneel,” he ordered, indicating the a spot beside him.

    Wei Wuxian didn’t often like following orders, but he could go along with this one. “Lan Zhan, really? The day will be beginning soon and—”

    As soon as he rested on his knees, still mid-sentence, Lan Zhan leaned over and pressed a hand on his neck. His entire body went limp. Simultaneously, he felt his lips seal from the Lan silencing spell.

    He squeaked a little and was saved from falling onto the floor only by Lan Zhan steadying his body as he lost the ability to hold himself upright.

    “Good,” said Lan Zhan. “Thank you for letting me borrow you for the day.”

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    aka Lan Wangji immobilizes Wei Wuxian and fucks him all throughout his normal business day as Chief Cultivator, even with others around.

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    13 Sep 2023

  10. Public Bookmark 74

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    Wei Wuxian has started a secret fight club after hours, once the Cloud Recesses have shut down for the night. He's careful to only host it on nights where Lan Qiren, Lan Xichen, and especially Lan Wangji are not on patrol. But what happens when the schedule changes? How will he persuade Lan Wangji to let him off the hook? A friendly wager, of course. And he'll ensure his win, even if he has to resort to shameless tricks to do it.

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    14 Aug 2023

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    This unofficial chapter was posted in black and white by the manhua artist of MDZS on her twitter account (@maotuanxjj) last year. It takes place in the middle of the chapter 256 of the official manhua, after the Guanyin Temple events.
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    This version is the one our team colorized, but I'll also post on AO3 the original black and white version.

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    28 Jun 2023

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    Everyday means everyday colored and translated

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    “I was just thinking,” Wei Wuxian says, as he drags his brush across Lan Wangji’s formerly immaculate work. “Your Silence spell is unnecessary, not to mention cruel. After all, if you want me to be quiet, there are much more effective methods.”
    Lan Wangji knows that he is being set up for another of Wei Wuxian’s pranks, but he can’t help himself. “What methods?”
    Wei Wuxian beams in triumph, and Lan Wangji’s heart sinks. “Kissing, of course!”

    Or at cultivator summer camp, Wei Wuxian offers to give Lan Wangji kissing lessons. Lan Wangji is, as always, an excellent student.

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    18 Jun 2023

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    Lan Wangji says, “I am also looking to . . . gain practical experience. It seemed mutually advantageous.”

    “Mutually advantageous,” Wei Wuxian echoes. “Wait. Do you mean I’d get to . . . ?”

    Lan Wangji stares at him.

    “Practice — on you?” Wei Wuxian finishes, his eyes round with disbelief.

    During a shared summer studying in the Cloud Recesses, Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian diligently pursue an informed sexual education. What could possibly be the harm in some mutual learning?

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    11 Feb 2023

  14. Public Bookmark 129

    Mystery Work

    Part of Pancho's Hidden Works
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    This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!

    14 Dec 2022

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    “Because Wei Wuxian is absolutely without shame, on the very day after their confrontation in the library Lan Wangji finds him poring over yet another filthy piece of literature with his useless friend Nie Huaisang, both of them giggling like fools.

    Where do they even get these things from, Lan Wangji wonders, and then shakes his head, minutely. Of course two such unfocused degenerates would be more interested in smuggling pornography into Cloud Recesses than developing their cultivation. Here they have the opportunity to learn from the best teachers Gusu has to offer, and they would rather waste their time and spiritual energy on total decadence.

    And besides, the artwork isn’t even that good.”

     

    Teen Lan Wangji learns some unexpected things about Wei Wuxian, burns with the purest horny fury, and is forced to share a bed on three separate occasions, with predictable results.

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    29 Nov 2022

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    “It doesn’t look like porn.” Wei Wuxian jokes.

    “Why is it the only thing covered in a quilt?”

    Wei Wuxian shrugs, looking over the cloth covering it one more time. It’s a quilt made of fabrics sewn together haphazardly. It should set off alarm bells in Wei Wuxian’s head; if this is one of the few items covered in this room then that likely means the quilt isn’t just for show.

    “Only one way to find out.” Wei Wuxian says pulling the cloth off of the large object.

    (( Wei Wuxian has to become Lan Wangji's friend in one day, an easy task, really!))

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    23 Sep 2022

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    “Bitching: the process of turning an alpha or beta into an omega through the imbibement of alpha sperm.”
    Wei Ying reading this: This sign can’t stop me because I can’t read!

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    19 Sep 2022

  18. Public Bookmark 94

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    Lan Wangji wakes up to find out that his dick has mysteriously turned into a compass. If only his family and friends would stop asking him if he knows what an erection is, maybe he could solve the mystery instead of having to deal with nosy brothers, divination buttplugs, weasel jokes, and being naked in front of Wei Wuxian in a cave.

    Is this the sex curse that will save the jianghu? Probably.

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    31 Jul 2022

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    "I always thought, if I ever did run across a s— a se— a, a, a dirty curse," Wei Ying’s words come rushing out, mortified, and Lan Wangji feels a sudden surge of smugness, recalling how Wei Ying had teased him in the library.

    "A sex curse." He says the words as drily as he can.

    Wei Ying squeaks. "Ack! Yes, a, a sex curse!" Despite his clear embarrassment, his hand seems to be glued to the inside of his pants. Lan Wangji wants to devour all of him. "I always thought that if I ended up in that situation it’d be fun? I’m very good at… at… that. Usually. I didn’t think the curse would make it so that I couldn’t finish!"

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    Lan Wangji finds Wei Ying wandering the back hills, cursed.

    [This story is a standalone one shot, collected in a series for thematic reasons. No familiarity with other works in the series is required.]

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    24 Jun 2022

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    After getting Lan Wangji drunk, Wei Wuxian takes responsibility.

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    10 Jun 2022

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