13 Works by Diamonde
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JB: wow you all are INSANE can we not focus for 2 seconds
JB: SETTLE DOWN CHILDREN MAMA BUTTON IS TALKINGBritney: wtf Jenson 'insane' 😒
Nando: just say coked up squirrels
JB: FINE
JB: SHUT YER PIEHOLES YA FILTHY COKED UP SQUIRRELS, NOW DADDY BUTTON IS TALKINAussiegrit: ewww
Seb: my virgin ears
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A chatfic, but take the old F1 grid, and make them text like teenagers
Enjoy!
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"Satoru," something rough, raw, and horribly vulnerable was stuck within the recesses of Suguru's throat. He felt like a ship out of moor, drifting through a hurricane of pain, agony, and—"I love you too."
Satoru full body flinched, his hands reaching up to adjust his glasses—to hide his painfully open expression. "I know," he sounded defeated, in a way the Strongest Sorcerer should never. "Just not the way I want you too."
Suguru felt the remaining fragments of his broken heart shatter irreparably.
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Suguru loves Satoru. Satoru loves Suguru. Satoru does not think Suguru loves him back. Suguru—wait what?
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Vi and Powder. Powder and Vi. Destined for greatness, the inseparable duo. Vi would lay down her life for her baby sister, and Powder would do anything for her elder. But, fate has other plans.
Six years after Vi was reaped and four after Powder was, the fourth Quarter Quell rolls around. With it, a devastating discovery.
All remaining Victors will be competing in the 100th Hunger Games.
Fighting against people considered friends, and those considered dangerous foes, can Vi and Powder resurrect their frigid, long dead relationship? Or, will any hope they have be lost under the oppressive weight of fear and survival?
Happy Quarter Quell, and may the odds be ever in your favor.
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the Pernicious Effect by Diamonde
Fandoms: 今際の国のアリス | Imawa no Kuni no Alice | Alice in Borderland (TV), Squid Game (TV 2021)
03 Mar 2025
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His thoughts were quickly derailed by a horrifically familiar sounding voice. "Ch- Chishiya?"
That’s it. Officially a hallucination.
“Kuina?”
___Waking up was not Chishiya's expectation, even less in an entirely new set of dangerous death games. No rest for the wicked they say, and if Chishiya ever wants to see his home again, he will have to claw his way through six more deadly competitions, pitted against people with a lot to win and nothing to lose. Luckily, for him he has company.
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One day Five was traipsing through the sixties, herding his blundering siblings towards a better timeline and life, and the next he was awoken in a strange prison, with strange people, strange surroundings, strange history, and most important; a distinct lack of his family. Learning he had been brought to Stark Tower by Norse God Thor, Five discovers more about this odd new reality he had been unceremoniously dropped upon, and may discover something he didn't even know he was missing.
Or: The story of how Tony Stark adopted a snarky grandpa, who really didn’t want to be adopted.
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Beneath the Churning Tides by Diamonde
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
01 Jan 2025
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Pasting on his best innocent expression, Viktor turned around with an over-exaggerated hobble, leaning deeper into his cane. "Yes?"
There were three Enforcers, each geared up for a fight. The tallest one stepped forward, posture rigid and tight. "...What are you doing out here?"
"I could ask you the same thing." The man's shiny metal goggles shifted, indicating a scrunched brow. Viktor's blasé response had apparently irked the Enforcer, who could've predicted that?
Another heavily armed Enforcer stepped forward, this one female. "Looking for a man. Goes by... Silco? Know anything?"
'Know' anything was a severe understatement.
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Two children of Silco, two Enforcers, and Piltover's golden boy walk into a bar.
The start of a bad joke surely in the making, but hey, only time could tell.
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Damian tugged on Mr. Tweed's coattails.
The peanut-gallery inhaled.
The man turned around, glancing down in surprise. "Yes-"
Damian smashed the platter as hard as he could in the man's motherfucking face.
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Damian and his way of showing his love.
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Retribution by Diamonde
Fandoms: The Maze Runner Series - James Dashner, The Maze Runner (Movies)
26 Jul 2024
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Newt wasn't expecting to wake up after succumbing to the Flare. The letter he wrote to Tommy demonstrated that particular ideology of his. However, after being miraculously cured from the Flare by an unknown source, and discovering an equally as alive Teresa, who had somehow saved his life, everything begins to change.
Battling through the Last - now dubbed Ruined - City and the Scorch, Newt and Teresa must learn to trust each other, or they will be torn apart by murderous Cranks, a foreboding enemy, and their own lack of partnership before ever making it to Safe Haven.
Newt almost wished Tommy had succeeded in killing him.
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Tanizaki: Ok that's not fair, I want ADA regulated movie nights
Tachihara: No you dont
Tanizaki: ???
Kyouka: evrtsonegetsdrunsk
Ranpo: Damn that sounds fun
Yosano: WHAT DID SHE SAY
Kouyou: For lack of better words, we get... wasted.
Yosano: OH FUCK EVERYONE I'LL GO BACK TO THE PORT MAFIA FOR DRUGS AND HOT WOMEN
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In which everyone is high. Including me.
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When Chuuya is chosen for the 96 annual Hunger Games alongside his best friend Yuan, he is not expecting to make it out alive. He can't fight, and he certainly can't kill. However all this changes when he meets a mysterious, bandaged man named Dazai, who could be the key to Chuuya's pertinent survival. Join Chuuya as he fights against his own moral compass, unearths secrets meant to be buried, and may just find something he never knew he was missing.
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Inked Among the Lines by Diamonde
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Death Note (Anime & Manga)
28 Nov 2023
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Black White and Shades of Gray by Diamonde
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
30 Apr 2023
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When Class 2A is told that they would be traveling to the city of Yokohama, they were not expecting the ride that was to come, entailing dangerous missions, meeting favorite characters, and learning that the world isn't as black and white as they once thought.
Or Class 2A goes to Yokohama, gets thoroughly traumatized, and Soukoku kicks ass, like always.
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Just a crackfic where Atsushi tried to sneak out to go on a date with Akutagawa, but gets caught, then it's revealed that nobody cares but Kunikida