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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    Cartman starts drowning in the spoils of the new life his Ghetto-Epstein stepfather provides him. He expects Kyle to clean it up when he's sick of it. But it freaks him out that Kyle wants to in the first place. His life would be perfect if Kyle could keep his big fat jew nose out of his business.

    Wanna-be-Daddy-Warbucks takes more away than Cartman ever wanted to be given. Cartman can't let anyone get away with that. Even if he was black in this climate.

    (I don't want to give it away but the tags are serious and it gets nasty. I was dissatisfied with the original so I made this one a retelling of Sporus and Nero. Yeah, it gets that bad. Warnings. They ain't a decoration. Don't bug me me about complete, it won't turn off. It's not an ED just to make Cartman pretty and cry. They ain't suddenly femsoftboys here I am familiar with ALL the annoying stuff and danced around that bs like it's lava! Give me a goddamn chance.)

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    14 Oct 2025

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    If your as woke as me, the anti semitic language might throw you off at the very start like many Kyman fics do, but I promise its so fucking worth it to read this.

    So much fucked up shit happens Cartman mellows out pretty quickly anyway, in general I wouldn't say there's any discrimatory language at all atleast one chapter down. It's because cartmans old physce is quickly broken down by his circumstances, yap yap yap more yap just read it

  2. Public Bookmark 11

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    Craig is given a polaroid camera

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    09 Oct 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 64

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    “You know,” Beck had said, pausing his homework and pressing his pencil to his lip, “why do guys always have to get the girls flowers? Maybe I want to get flowers sometimes.”

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    Robbie begins a tradition of bringing Beck flowers.

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    28 Sep 2025

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    FAVIROUTE SONG FAVIROUTE FIC

  4. Public Bookmark 5

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    Y/N is Carmy's worst nightmare of a neighbor and she's not even sorry. He's running on 2 hours of sleep and she's like 'are you gonna cry?' (toxic tbh but we love a mean girl era). They're both ex-fine dining, both fucked up, and they share ONE (1) cigarette and suddenly everything gets complicated. It's gonna be a mess before it gets cute.

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    07 Sep 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 11

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    If there was one thing Tyler was glad of during his stay at Willow Hill, it was that he was stuck deep underground in a windowless room during springtime. During his time as Laurel’s puppet, Tyler had begun to sicken whenever he smelled flowers.

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    05 Sep 2025