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    Kiss Me, Kill Me, Eyes on Me by

    Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

    28 Feb 2026

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    “The camera also only shows so much, capturing the world in black and white.” The man tapped the blunt side of the knife against Vincent’s cheek. “Did you know there was a time when those with blue and green eyes were considered clairvoyant? Can you see the future, Vincent Whittman? Perhaps that was what made you a decent weather boy. Are you sure you should have strayed from that path?”

    or: Up-and-coming TV personality Vincent Whittman catches the attention of New York's latest serial killer through a fortunate choice of dump site, beginning a dance through the decade of evading police, absolutely killer ratings, and changing the trajectory of Hell itself...if they can manage to muddle through this weird 'I don't know why I don't want to kill you' feeling thing at least. Either way, the 50s aren't even remotely ready for them.

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    10 Feb 2026

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    The Transformers Lexicon by

    Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types  

    07 Jan 2026

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    This is a lexicon I compiled, with 300+ terms, their alternative forms, their definitions, their alternative definitions, and relative frequencies.

    It aims to define fanonical consensus, and was created to serve as a reference guide for transformers jargon to authors and readers alike. I hope it is of use.

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    02 Mar 2025

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    ~* Leaking Spark *~ [Book One] by for SS_Shitstorm

    Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime  

    11 Nov 2024

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    Eight months had passed since you first got the call to tow a broken down ‘Camaro’ off a rarely driven backroad, to the junkyard-slash-mechanic’s-shop you’re employed by. Eight months since you’d given the gorgeous machine a look-over only to discover that the vehicle was anything but just a car. And it definitely wasn’t any kind of Camaro. Cameros didn’t have the kind of secrets you found, sleeping hidden in its undercarriage.

    You hadn’t said a word to anyone, just quietly fixed up what you could to the best of your abilities. When the strange vehicle vanished the next day, you played dumb-- surely some hotrod idiot must have stolen it.

    A report was filed by your boss; no one came forward about it, and the car was never found.

    At least, not by the police.

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    This fic, as all my stories do, will WANDER. There is a plotline, there is fluff, there is (eventual) smut. The premise of this story was me goofing off and wanting to write something relaxing, and that turned into oops another full novel story document wherein the Reader gets to go through daily life with alien besties. It was meant to be Soundwave-centric... and then Knockout happened. Now we all get to enjoy BOTH.

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    02 Sep 2024

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    Scratch an Itch by

    Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

    29 Dec 2025

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    After months of living in the hotel, you’d come to know and be friends with everyone.

    You notice that Alastor was acting a bit strange today. Turns out, it’s time for his antlers to shed velvet. In an attempt to become friends with him, you offer to help.

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    26 Jun 2024

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    We Could Be Home by

    Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types  

    12 Jul 2024

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    Danny has been deaged, he is hungry and very angry. Given his tiny body and fluctuating powers, there's not much he can do about that. He has questions that need answers, why is he here, where is his family, what is going on?

    Also why is everyone so weird?

    Danny gets thrown into Omegaverse DC, coming from somewhere were that is a fanfiction category, it's a bit of a culture shock.

    Poor Danny has so navigate this world with new rules he doesn't know or understand. Find a way home, maybe find out what happen to the him from this universe, and try not to get attached.

    The Batfam are just excited for the new pup in the family.

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    08 May 2024