20 Bookmarks by Disfunction_Talking
List of Bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
“The camera also only shows so much, capturing the world in black and white.” The man tapped the blunt side of the knife against Vincent’s cheek. “Did you know there was a time when those with blue and green eyes were considered clairvoyant? Can you see the future, Vincent Whittman? Perhaps that was what made you a decent weather boy. Are you sure you should have strayed from that path?”
or: Up-and-coming TV personality Vincent Whittman catches the attention of New York's latest serial killer through a fortunate choice of dump site, beginning a dance through the decade of evading police, absolutely killer ratings, and changing the trajectory of Hell itself...if they can manage to muddle through this weird 'I don't know why I don't want to kill you' feeling thing at least. Either way, the 50s aren't even remotely ready for them.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 144,377
- Chapters:
- 14/?
- Comments:
- 423
- Kudos:
- 559
- Bookmarks:
- 134
- Hits:
- 11,430
Bookmarked by Disfunction_Talking
10 Feb 2026
-
The Transformers Lexicon by Sister Sunny (BonRod)
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
07 Jan 2026
Tags
Summary
This is a lexicon I compiled, with 300+ terms, their alternative forms, their definitions, their alternative definitions, and relative frequencies.
It aims to define fanonical consensus, and was created to serve as a reference guide for transformers jargon to authors and readers alike. I hope it is of use.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 10,164
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 60
- Kudos:
- 301
- Bookmarks:
- 296
- Hits:
- 8,073
Bookmarked by Disfunction_Talking
02 Mar 2025
-
~* Leaking Spark *~ [Book One] by Asharion for SS_Shitstorm
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Prime
11 Nov 2024
Tags
Summary
Eight months had passed since you first got the call to tow a broken down ‘Camaro’ off a rarely driven backroad, to the junkyard-slash-mechanic’s-shop you’re employed by. Eight months since you’d given the gorgeous machine a look-over only to discover that the vehicle was anything but just a car. And it definitely wasn’t any kind of Camaro. Cameros didn’t have the kind of secrets you found, sleeping hidden in its undercarriage.
You hadn’t said a word to anyone, just quietly fixed up what you could to the best of your abilities. When the strange vehicle vanished the next day, you played dumb-- surely some hotrod idiot must have stolen it.
A report was filed by your boss; no one came forward about it, and the car was never found.
At least, not by the police.
-----
This fic, as all my stories do, will WANDER. There is a plotline, there is fluff, there is (eventual) smut. The premise of this story was me goofing off and wanting to write something relaxing, and that turned into oops another full novel story document wherein the Reader gets to go through daily life with alien besties. It was meant to be Soundwave-centric... and then Knockout happened. Now we all get to enjoy BOTH.
Series
- Part 1 of The Butterfly Effect
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 259,546
- Chapters:
- 32/32
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 871
- Kudos:
- 1,168
- Bookmarks:
- 217
- Hits:
- 42,444
Bookmarked by Disfunction_Talking
02 Sep 2024
-
Scratch an Itch by HummingBlurb
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
29 Dec 2025
Tags
Summary
After months of living in the hotel, you’d come to know and be friends with everyone.
You notice that Alastor was acting a bit strange today. Turns out, it’s time for his antlers to shed velvet. In an attempt to become friends with him, you offer to help.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 291,380
- Chapters:
- 54/?
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 2,872
- Kudos:
- 5,516
- Bookmarks:
- 795
- Hits:
- 198,973
Bookmarked by Disfunction_Talking
26 Jun 2024
-
Tags
Summary
Danny has been deaged, he is hungry and very angry. Given his tiny body and fluctuating powers, there's not much he can do about that. He has questions that need answers, why is he here, where is his family, what is going on?
Also why is everyone so weird?
Danny gets thrown into Omegaverse DC, coming from somewhere were that is a fanfiction category, it's a bit of a culture shock.
Poor Danny has so navigate this world with new rules he doesn't know or understand. Find a way home, maybe find out what happen to the him from this universe, and try not to get attached.
The Batfam are just excited for the new pup in the family.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 19,074
- Chapters:
- 6/?
- Comments:
- 507
- Kudos:
- 3,823
- Bookmarks:
- 1,161
- Hits:
- 55,330
Bookmarked by Disfunction_Talking
08 May 2024
-
Tags
Summary
Zoro is nothing if not a good protector. But when it's Sanji's turn to receive that protection, he feels conflicted. Sanji spent his early life wishing someone would protect him. But that was years ago, and he doesn't need protecting anymore. Certainly not by Zoro.
Or, Sanji falls overboard, and Zoro jumps in after him.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 33,752
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Comments:
- 204
- Kudos:
- 3,330
- Bookmarks:
- 663
- Hits:
- 45,030
Bookmarked by Disfunction_Talking
17 Mar 2024
-
Their Love Language [Heartslabyul | Savanaclaw] by AlieInTheMorning
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game)
19 Dec 2023
Tags
Summary
As the title says
Series
- Part 4 of Alie's Twisted Wonderland Series
Bookmarked by Disfunction_Talking
19 Dec 2023
-
Tags
Summary
“What makes you think I have it?”
“Because you have a habit of permanently borrowing things.”
Malleus looked affronted. “I do not.”
Silver picked up a random item from under the bed. “And whose is this?”
Bookmarked by Disfunction_Talking
18 Feb 2023
-
Tags
Summary
During a sudden storm, two strange, plush-like creatures invade Malleus and Idia’s rooms. One looks like a mini Malleus, while the other is a very tiny Shroud? Unsettled by the strangely familiar beings, Malleus joins Idia to figure out what’s going on.
Bookmarked by Disfunction_Talking
27 Nov 2022
-
Tags
Summary
You are an Omega. A living S-class treasure that all Alphas want. When Gon takes the exam, your friend Mito convinces you to take it with him to protect him, but Alphas also take that exam. Will this be your chance? Will you survive, keep your secret safe, and become a Hunter, or will a certain Alpha, a magician spell your doom?
This is based of Omega Hunter by Dreaming_of_Void- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 495,790
- Chapters:
- 68/68
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 1,224
- Kudos:
- 2,415
- Bookmarks:
- 394
- Hits:
- 126,682
Bookmarked by Disfunction_Talking
20 Nov 2022
-
Tags
Summary
That’s got to be the weirdest looking dog Ajax has ever seen in his life.
At least, Ajax thinks it’s a dog. It’s got scraggly little ginger tufts of fur around the neck and a strip of wild fur running down the spine like a mohawk, ending in more bushy, fluffy fur bits sprouted at the end of the tail. There are also some sort of strange protrusions from its head, like antlers, or maybe tumours? Fuck if Ajax knows, he’s not a medical professional.
But even with his lack of medical knowledge, he knows the dog-thing is in bad shape; it’s so covered in dirt and blood that Ajax can’t even tell what colour it is beneath all that grime.
--
In which Ajax finds, what he calls in his mind, a "Dog-Lizard", on his random walk around the city and accidentally becomes a pet parent without realizing he's adopted a god.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 35,456
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Collections:
- 12
- Comments:
- 1,091
- Kudos:
- 13,924
- Bookmarks:
- 3,094
- Hits:
- 173,784
Bookmarked by Disfunction_Talking
08 May 2022
-
Dark Matter by mysterycyclone
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 Jun 2024
Tags
Summary
The last thing Peter sees is Tony's horrified, heartbroken expression leaning over him. The guilt in his eyes is almost worse than the burning pain that's taking Peter apart piece by piece. The world starts to go dark.
There's a flash of gold and green. For one moment, he finds himself standing amongst the Guardians and others. And then darkness again. It feels like blinking; an extended period of nothingness that ends as abruptly as it begins. One moment there’s nothing, the next there’s light.
“Easy,” a woman says. Her words are gentle, and carry a slight accent that he can’t place. "I'm called Wonder Woman. What's your name?"
Series
- Part 1 of Dark Matter Multiverse
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 241,043
- Chapters:
- 46/46
- Collections:
- 103
- Comments:
- 19,765
- Kudos:
- 95,644
- Bookmarks:
- 23,609
- Hits:
- 3,386,017
Bookmarked by Disfunction_Talking
01 May 2022
-
Tags
Summary
"Welcome to a new user experience! You have triggered this interface with the keywords, ‘Stupid game! Stupid devs! I want my f*****g money back!’ You are now bound to the character Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, codename: Childe! We hope you have an enjoyable user experience and we welcome you once again to Genshin Impact 2.0!”
Those are some of the first words Ajax, starving college student extraordinaire, has the misfortune of hearing upon waking up in a brave new world from what he's fairly sure is a very fatal accident involving water and a shit ton of electricity.
Okay, so he's not dead. That's good. But what's this about him being stuck playing the character Tartaglia? Tartaglia, as in the no-good, one-dimensional, cartoonish villain who met his untimely, gruesome death in the first act of the original game?
Forget this. Like hell Ajax is going to share that fate.
And so begins one man's journey to save himself from his awful destiny.
Series
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 559,991
- Chapters:
- 46/46
- Collections:
- 56
- Comments:
- 29,301
- Kudos:
- 46,935
- Bookmarks:
- 7,565
- Hits:
- 2,118,682
Bookmarked by Disfunction_Talking
09 Apr 2022
-
three's a party (and yuu does not wanna play host) by traumxrei
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game)
21 Feb 2022
Tags
Summary
"Tell me why I was working peacefully when I get a report that, and I quote, 'The Leech brothers are mauling a customer'?" Azul paced around in front of the three on the couch.
"We weren't mauling the Little Shrimp," Floyd huffed, offended at the accusation. "We were just playing, 'n Shrimpy said a little bite was okay."
"Quite," Jade nodded as if saddened. "I was having a nice conversation with Yuu-san before the, ah, biting, as Floyd said."
Yuu just wanted to work in peace and quiet. Why did they end up in this situation?
or Yuu's trying to do another Crowley-task in peace and the tweels disturb them (and maybe Azul ropes them into another contract)
Bookmarked by Disfunction_Talking
22 Feb 2022
-
All Hallow's Eve - An NRC Event by artificialdevil
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game)
02 Nov 2020
Tags
Summary
Halloween in Twisted Wonderland can be a pretty big deal. And at Night Raven College, between having a haunted house-esque "Test of Courage" and an evening party of dancing with monsters, it's sure to be fun!
Bookmarked by Disfunction_Talking
04 Jul 2021
-
Yuu and the Power of Magic by writingerror
Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Jan 2026
Tags
Summary
—At the dawn of her fifth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Yuu finds herself waking up in an unfamiliar world known as the Twisted Wonderland. Enchanted by this strange and wonderful realm of magic and charm, she nevertheless resolves to find a way back to Wizarding Britain. However, besieged by the colourful characters of the magical Night Raven College at every turn, Yuu is about to discover how difficult surviving her first year here will be, let alone making her way home. Especially with the darkest secret of the world right by her side—and her growing attachment to this lair of Villains.
—
Original take on the player character 'Yuu' from Twisted Wonderland.
—Twisted Story Guide! |
- Prologue | Chapters 1→2
- Episode I | Chapters 3→7
- Episode II | Chapters 8→16
- Break Time! | Chapters 17→21
- Episode III | Chapters 22→28
- Episode IV | Chapters 29→40
- Holiday! | Chapters 41→44
- Episode V | Chapter 45→60❔
—
Series
- Part 1 of Twisted Magic!
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,546,277
- Chapters:
- 51/?
- Collections:
- 24
- Comments:
- 3,927
- Kudos:
- 9,195
- Bookmarks:
- 1,686
- Hits:
- 832,035
Bookmarked by Disfunction_Talking
11 Jun 2021
-
Tags
Summary
The infection is a disease of the mind caused by an angry god who is dying from a lack of worship and belief.
So what happens when they believe a simple item can keep her from their minds?
After all, what is a god to a nonbeliever?A frightened human who doesn't know how she ended up in Hallownest tells a white lie to some children to help them with their irrational fears. It spirals out of control.
Series
- Part 1 of Belief and Strings
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 193,180
- Chapters:
- 29/29
- Collections:
- 17
- Comments:
- 1,880
- Kudos:
- 5,974
- Bookmarks:
- 1,340
- Hits:
- 244,014
Bookmarked by Disfunction_Talking
16 Apr 2021
-
Tags
Summary
Iroh insists they create a new life and identity in Ba Sing Se. Zuko wants nothing more than to bide his time until his next opportunity to return home, until he realizes ‘Lee’ can get away with things Zuko never could.
Zuko dons the mantle of the Blue Spirit again only to lose his focus when the Avatar comes to the city. This time, however, his attention is drawn to the annoying Southern Tribe warrior.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 192,682
- Chapters:
- 25/25
- Collections:
- 28
- Comments:
- 4,517
- Kudos:
- 26,851
- Bookmarks:
- 6,712
- Hits:
- 800,674
Bookmarked by Disfunction_Talking
02 Apr 2021
-
Tags
Summary
Dorian is trying to get back into dating, but his hopes and plans are derailed as he finds himself drawn in by a wonderful Qunari couple that he meets, Adaar and the Iron Bull.
Or, a modern Thedas fic where Dorian finds himself in the middle of a Qunari sandwich.
Series
- Part 1 of Quiet Spaces
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 87,103
- Chapters:
- 12/12
- Comments:
- 230
- Kudos:
- 1,332
- Bookmarks:
- 282
- Hits:
- 22,450
Bookmarked by Disfunction_Talking
21 Sep 2018
-
Whispers in Corners by esama
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle
13 Jan 2014
Tags
Summary
Everything started with a stumble - his new life in a new world as well as his surprisingly successful career as a medium.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 64,402
- Chapters:
- 10/10
- Comments:
- 905
- Kudos:
- 29,221
- Bookmarks:
- 9,936
- Hits:
- 445,660
Bookmarked by Disfunction_Talking
06 Aug 2018