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    In the chaotic aftermath of his untimely death, rebellious teenager Tommy finds himself reincarnated as Prince Theseus - a character from the book he was reading. But there's a catch - he has no idea what he's doing. Thrust into a world of gods, monsters, and treacherous politics, Tommy must navigate the dangerous waters of the book’s most powerful empire while trying to fulfill his mission of making Prince Theseus’s brothers suffer.

    With a mix of humor, action, and unexpected twists, follow Tommy's hilarious and thrilling journey as he struggles to find his place in a world he never was supposed to exist in.

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    Tommy felt his heart fail. “Your name—what is your name?”

    “Prince Theseus of the Sleeping Empire. And so will you be.”

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    Or: Dead prince makes some other guy get revenge on his family for him, but these people hit a little too close to him—oh and this is inside a fucking novel, btw.

    Or, or: Reincarnated Tommy FUCKS SHIT UP.

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    25 Oct 2024

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    Dude I love this, tommy is so gen z coded, bro needs 7 years of vacation

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    After everything, everyone leaving…

    Maybe Tommy should move on.

    If only not to get left behind.

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    After Dream dies, Tommy is left with night terrors and a deep, unsettling rage.

    Quackity opens up a new Server. Seemingly everyone Tommy knows takes the invitation as a sign to start over.

    Tommy doesn't take it, but instead decides to try to see the world by himself.

    In this story, Tommy will heal-break-and then heal all over again. He learns what it means to deal with a family that left you, with the night terrors and his PTSD.

    He learns to live again.

    Then, it falls apart.

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    17 Jul 2025

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    I love this series dudee its so angst

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    Tommy was born for the spotlight.

    It was in his blood, his father was a well-known director throughout Hollywood. Great movies like The Chasing of Elwood Skillet, and inspirational documentaries over the tragic murder of James Canopy. All in his father’s creation, the man was cherished by the nation for his great deeds, Oscars and Academy Awards lined his walls.

    And Tommy was following right in his footsteps, making his way to becoming Hollywood history. Known for his breathtaking acting at such a young age and long list of box office hits.

    So when Tommy gets casted to work with his idol, the infamous Wilbur Craft, he’s ecstatic. He means, what could go wrong after all?

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    or; Tommy is a child actor who is cherished by the nation, perceived as a golden child to many and known for his great feats in acting he’s given throughout the years.

    The Craft family on the other hand were like gods in Hollywood and Tommy was their biggest fan. So when he gets casted to work side by side with Wilbur Craft he’s off the walls, excited as can be.

    Only if he, and the people knew exactly what was going on behind the scenes.

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    29 Jul 2025

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    love this sm, tommy needs a huge break lol

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    “What the—”

    “Elm street, Paradise Burgers,” A voice snaps, his tone clipped. “Are you deaf? Get a move on!”

    “This is not a fucking taxi, shithead! What are you—”

    The next thing he knows, there’s a gun pointing towards him.

     

    or, In which Tommy is an undocumented teenager trying to get by with his driving gig, until Wilbur Craft, one of the members of the Craft family, confuses him as his getaway driver.

    or, how Tommy Innit becomes the mob's glorified Uber driver.

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    01 Aug 2025

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    Guns go brrrrrr, man doesn't get paid enough for this

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    “W-What do you- I mean can I- are you here to rob us?” The person managed to stammer out.

    Siren snorted. “No. I’m just here to order some food.”

    “Wh-What about him?” The cashier asked, glancing at Tommy. “Did you- did you kidnap him?”

    “I mean… yeah, let’s go with that in case this ends up on the news,” Siren shrugged, looking back at Tommy. “I kidnapped you, right?”

    “Yeah, sure,” Tommy agreed, knowing that if they said he was kidnapped, it would keep people from getting suspicious of why he was seen in public with Siren. “Anyway, can I get the chicken nuggets happy meal, with a coke?”

    or, how Tommy—who is not a hero, or a villain, or even a vigilante—saves the life of one of L'Manberg's most feared supervillains, and accidentally ends up becoming the resident doctor for every supervillain in town (and maybe gets a family along the way too).

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    14 Aug 2025

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    gotta read this soon