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    When Hermione takes a mysterious potion that promises a quick and easy way to become an Animagus, she quickly realises that the results that she is experiencing are not what she had in mind. Of all things that she imagined would happen, never in a million years did she think she would become a Holstaur, or that she would find her master and mate in her best friend. [Harry Potter x Hermione Granger]

    Collaboration between myself and UnknownEnforcer, featuring cut content as well as brand new scenes and a revised ending for Chapter 2. This is the definitive version of this story, originally commissioned by myself. [Full details of edits and added content inside.]

    [STORY COMPLETE FOR NOW]

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    There is a physical reason why Harry can never exit the floo without falling over, or knocking into something. A physical reason with a sinister past rooted in the very reason he is known as 'The-Boy-Who-Lived.'

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    Harry is thrown back in time due to an unfortunate turn of events during the Battle of the Department of Mysteries. He lives in this new time and, through a turn of events, ends up dying and going to Hell. There, he becomes famous as Alastor, the Radio Demon.

    But he's desperate to get back to his own time and see his friends again. Through the help of I.M.P. services, he's able to do just that. And, with the help of Hell's very own princess, he may even have a chance to redeem himself and leave Hell once and for all.

    Dedicated to: Xandra_Harris and powerofacat.

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    Harry Potter never shows up at Hogwarts. The papers are saying that he's dead, which is probably true, given the muggles that were supposed to keep him claim they have never known a Harry Potter. Just like that, the Light falls into shambles, turning their wands against each other because of their own incompetence to keep their Savior safe.

    Nineteen years later, a witch goes to Harmony Home orphanage to speak with the priest responsible for the orphanage and the magical education of one of the children. The priest shows up to talk to her, the child glued against his leg, and her eyes land on that legendary lightning bolt scar, on those Avada green eyes, and she recognizes him immediately.

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    Harry loses almost everyone he loves and discovers he is unable to follow them into the after life.

    He gets bored of moping in Grimmauld place so moves to the US, much to the thrill of MAUSA (who Harry firmly ignores). He settles in Forks, a quiet town that should give him the dull life he desires, though a Nicotine fuelled, long haired, leather wearing teen with a couldn’t care less attitude was bound to stick out a little.

    What Harry didn’t expect was a coven of 7 bunny sucking vampires, a pack of wolf shifters and an annoying little muggle who couldn’t keep her big nose out of other peoples business. To make matters worse one of the Bunny munchers is under the impression that Harry is their destined soulmate and keeps trying to talk to him (Merlin forbid).

    Rating and tags might change, who knows lmao
    (this started out as shits and giggles and escalated from there)

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    24 Jun 2025