6 Works by Dragonrdm
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Dumbledore Fails at Sex by beelzebubles, Dragonrdm
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Nov 2024
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*Did he not want any members or does no one like him?
*Worrying venue
*No personnel safety
*Everyone is required to wear purple with yellow polcadots
-FASHION CRIMES
-Pimp purple
*Dumbledore has a blonde fetish
-Bleach or ban
*Dumbledore claims to be a dom
-Dom stands for dominatrix
*SURPRISE INTERVIEW WITH THE ONLY GUY WHO SHOWED UP
-It was grindelwald. Grindelwald was the guy who showed up.Or the fic where Dumbledore starts an unsuccessful sex club.
(Can be read stand alone)Series
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Headmaster of Hogwarts causes International Crisis with France After Tri-Wizard Tournament Incident by beelzebubles, Dragonrdm
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Jul 2024
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*french ministry barely agreed to the tournament in the first place so they’re kinda pissed about 4 champions
*Dumbledore doesnt understand basic courtesy and offends people.
*Dumbledore failed french :))))as in he can’t speak it and refuses to use translation spells bc “they know english”.
*plotline of malfoys being an ambassador family ?
*Malfoys are originally French and Lucius kinda hates the British minister and dumbles dumbness
*delacours and malfoys political allies
*dumbledore used fleurs sister in the second task (involuntary ENDANGERMENT OF A MINOR!!!)
*KIDNAPPING OF A MINOR!?Series
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Does Dumbledore is gay? by beelzebubles, Dragonrdm
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Sep 2023
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*Weirdest coming out story ever
*Supports men's rights AND wrongs 👍
*Dumb whore
*Got caught fucking on the knight bus
>(to the pic of grindy ofc)
*Ditched his bf for power, claims to miss him
>“Babe i swear i just want another chance”
>“Fuck you babe you threw me in prisonn”
>“You were racist!” “AT LEAST IM HOT”
*Dumbledore creates a spell to fix his erectile dysfunction
>What is it called?
+Erecto patronum?
+Other??
>What does he do with his wand?
+Draw a dick in the air??
+A thrusting motion???
+OTHER?????Series
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Students lead riot against headmaster for improper behaviour and favouritism by beelzebubles, Dragonrdm
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Sep 2023
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*Griffindor starts riot bc “is chivalry dead”
*an interview with other houses
*slytherin : “tbh this is nothing new, i never expected to win/be treated fairly”
*Ravenclaw: “*censored*”
*Hufflepuff: “But the slytherins were winning?????????????????????”
*A dive into other instances where dumbledore was unfair (he gave gryfindor the last cookie way too many times)
*Interviews with the house leader thingsor that time that other people in hogwarts existed for once
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Maleficus by Dragonrdm
Fandoms: TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
10 Mar 2023
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You came to find the Shadow that resides within the once high walls of Dol Guldur.
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Stop Pretending by Dragonrdm
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: The Old Republic (Video Game)
23 Jan 2021
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It isn’t just one thing really. Rather it is a collection of things he noticed.
The subtle shift of tone.
The look in his eyes when someone does something good for the sake of goodness.
The way he always knows what say to seem innocent.Mical just thought he did something bad while smuggling.
But it was the smile that did it for him. That one smile that made Atton Rand look like a serial killer.
It was time to find answers.
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