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Dumbledore Fails at Sex by beelzebubles, Dragonrdm
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Nov 2024
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*Did he not want any members or does no one like him?
*Worrying venue
*No personnel safety
*Everyone is required to wear purple with yellow polcadots
-FASHION CRIMES
-Pimp purple
*Dumbledore has a blonde fetish
-Bleach or ban
*Dumbledore claims to be a dom
-Dom stands for dominatrix
*SURPRISE INTERVIEW WITH THE ONLY GUY WHO SHOWED UP
-It was grindelwald. Grindelwald was the guy who showed up.Or the fic where Dumbledore starts an unsuccessful sex club.
(Can be read stand alone)Series
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Headmaster of Hogwarts causes International Crisis with France After Tri-Wizard Tournament Incident by beelzebubles, Dragonrdm
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Jul 2024
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*french ministry barely agreed to the tournament in the first place so they’re kinda pissed about 4 champions
*Dumbledore doesnt understand basic courtesy and offends people.
*Dumbledore failed french :))))as in he can’t speak it and refuses to use translation spells bc “they know english”.
*plotline of malfoys being an ambassador family ?
*Malfoys are originally French and Lucius kinda hates the British minister and dumbles dumbness
*delacours and malfoys political allies
*dumbledore used fleurs sister in the second task (involuntary ENDANGERMENT OF A MINOR!!!)
*KIDNAPPING OF A MINOR!?Series
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Does Dumbledore is gay? by beelzebubles, Dragonrdm
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Sep 2023
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*Weirdest coming out story ever
*Supports men's rights AND wrongs 👍
*Dumb whore
*Got caught fucking on the knight bus
>(to the pic of grindy ofc)
*Ditched his bf for power, claims to miss him
>“Babe i swear i just want another chance”
>“Fuck you babe you threw me in prisonn”
>“You were racist!” “AT LEAST IM HOT”
*Dumbledore creates a spell to fix his erectile dysfunction
>What is it called?
+Erecto patronum?
+Other??
>What does he do with his wand?
+Draw a dick in the air??
+A thrusting motion???
+OTHER?????Series
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Students lead riot against headmaster for improper behaviour and favouritism by beelzebubles, Dragonrdm
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Sep 2023
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*Griffindor starts riot bc “is chivalry dead”
*an interview with other houses
*slytherin : “tbh this is nothing new, i never expected to win/be treated fairly”
*Ravenclaw: “*censored*”
*Hufflepuff: “But the slytherins were winning?????????????????????”
*A dive into other instances where dumbledore was unfair (he gave gryfindor the last cookie way too many times)
*Interviews with the house leader thingsor that time that other people in hogwarts existed for once
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Maleficus by Dragonrdm
Fandoms: TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
10 Mar 2023
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You came to find the Shadow that resides within the once high walls of Dol Guldur.
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News Clippings from a Better Timeline (crack fic news letter au) by beelzebubles, Dragonrdm
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Nov 2024
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A fun au where we see a different version of the harry potter universe through the perspective of the newspaper
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- Bookmarks:
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When Light wakes up after having died in a warehouse he finds himself in the past on the day he got the Death Note. He decides to do things better this time around. (And decides that he really missed L.)
Bookmarked by Dragonrdm
02 Nov 2025
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Sebastian doesn't know what to make of the sharp-eyed criminal who slams into his life in a scuzzy back alley. Anyone else would run, but Seb isn't just anyone.
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- English
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- 34,696
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Bookmarked by Dragonrdm
29 Oct 2025
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Sebastian Moran is a rebel without a cause (literally - pro patria mori is a pile of shite). Jim Moriarty is an evil genius in need of a right hand (not literally - he’s already got one of those in the freezer). It's a relationship meant to be.
AKA The Life And Times of Sebastian Moran, Bastard Extraordinaire. Spanning seven years and three continents, containing 496 uses of the word "fuck", multiple murders, several criminal acts, a couple of explosions, a large amount of violence and sex (often combined), an utter disregard of rules and morals, and somewhere in the middle of this something that almost looks like a happy and loving relationship.
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- English
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- 168,098
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- 13/13
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Bookmarked by Dragonrdm
28 Oct 2025
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What’s Your Favorite Scary Movie? by Your_Fav_Writer
Fandoms: Dead by Daylight (Video Game)
20 May 2025
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“ What’s your favorite scary movie? ”
Eddie froze in place, unable to so much as blink. His hands stilled on the wires he had been rearranging, and his heart was thudding in his ears. Someone was behind him. Someone’s voice had whispered right next to his ear. His eyes widened as he felt something hard and cool press against the side of his neck.
“Now, now... I know you’re not mute, sunshine.”
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- Part 1 of Dead by Daylight
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- English
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- 32/32
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Bookmarked by Dragonrdm
25 Oct 2025
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Interlude: Unfettered by Batphace
Fandoms: Castlevania (Cartoon), 悪魔城ドラキュラ | Castlevania Series
07 Jul 2019
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Alternately, Ch 6 LOLLLL
About a month after ScabbardTrevor's frustrated, and gets EXACTLY what he asks for; playing with fire will get you burned in the best ways. Adrian takes off the kid gloves, both for sparring, and what comes after.
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- Part 3 of Idyll
Bookmarked by Dragonrdm
23 Oct 2025