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Late at night, Kakashi and Iruka randomly meet at a ramen stand... One little conversation later, they're in Kakashi's bedroom, with Iruka on his knees, and a blushing Kakashi staring down at the sensei between his bare thighs.
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23 Aug 2026
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find yourself alone (before you find the eyes of god) by Athereal for stupidbadgers, outstorm
Fandoms: Naruto
14 Sep 2021
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“Now remember what I said,” Hidan tells him. “You need to apply your chakra at the same time you’re inflicting the pain or it won’t work. Pain is energy, pain is life.”
Iruka nods grimly, setting his teeth.
He places one hand in the sigil circle, and the other in the glowing red pan of coals.
He doesn’t scream, but clenches his teeth until his jaw cracks.
For Kakashi.
I can do it for Kakashi.
In front of him, the fish gives the smallest twitch.
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Kakashi dies, and Iruka refuses to let that be the end of their story. By any means necessary, even if that means digging up the head of a madman and turning to the cult of Jashin.
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- 7,609
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- 1/1
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20 Aug 2026
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Kakashi is dead and Iruka knows how to bring him back.
Tenzou’s ANBU team has been destroyed by their latest mission: to solve a series of murders in an isolated fishing village. In the aftermath, he brings back to Konoha a mysterious book of seals that no one can read. Except maybe Iruka.
But now Kakashi is dead and Iruka won’t let him stay that way. Consequences be damned.
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- English
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- 104,656
- Chapters:
- 13/13
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19 Aug 2026
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Kakashi looks at him expectantly and it’s only then that Iruka realizes he actually has to do something since Kakashi agreed to let him try this. He goes slowly, hoping that his deliberate movements come across as confidence and not what they actually are.
It's probably best for Kakashi to stay where he is on the couch, so Iruka goes around the back of it to stand behind him. Iruka starts to move his hands where he needs to. Hesitates. Tries again. Gets a little closer. Still can't.
“Can I … I need to, uhm — is it alright if I touch you?”
or, what started as iruka offering to try relieving the stress of the sharingan for kakashi leads to the two of them spending unprecedented amounts of time together. and now ...
well, iruka isn't quite sure what they are now.
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- English
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- 81,590
- Chapters:
- 12/12
- Comments:
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- 543
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- 124
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- 10,091
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09 Jul 2026
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Dinner with the Special Assassination and Tactical Squad by pentapus for samsarapine
Fandoms: Naruto
10 Aug 2013
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Genma held up a photo pinched between his first and second fingers. Iruka’s smile froze on his face. “What are you doing with this?”
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- 19,111
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- 1/1
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- 256
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29 Jun 2026
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In which our intrepid duo's comfortable married life and the world changes forever when a wounded child approaches Gai for help.
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- Part 2 of Coffee's Naruto-verse
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05 Jun 2026
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Far too young, Kakashi sought comfort in the arms of a civilian girl that smelled nice and just made it easier to breathe. When the consequences get real, he swears to do his best, but with everyone and everything against them, it falls apart. Separation is painful for everyone involved, until his little girl learns the truth. Her pink hair isn't natural and the man she's been calling 'Daddy' is an imposter.
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03 Jun 2026
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He warned them. Repeatedly. Kakashi didn’t want a genin team. Kakashi had no idea of what to do with a genin team. He was self-aware enough to know he wasn’t quite right in the head. He should not be trusted with a bunch of children.
But did the Sandaime hear him? No, because the Sandaime wasn’t Minato-sensei and the old man never listened to him. And he went ahead with the brilliant idea of saddling him with his dead sensei’s son, Itachi’s little brother, and a kunoichi who was so much a cannon fodder that she had a literal target on her bright red dress.
He would not be blamed for the shitshow that was about to start.
OR.
Kakashi only knows how to teach three things: survival, assassination, and pretending to be normal. Good thing that's exactly what his cute little genins need to learn. And if they also learned how to be a family in the process, well, that's just a bonus.
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- 119,206
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- 30/?
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- 3,220
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25 May 2026
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17 May 2026
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Pain destroyed Konoha, Nagato brought it back.
Everyone else moves on.
Kakashi and Sakura don’t.
While the village rebuilds, they struggle to move forward. They might not know how to heal themselves.But they might learn how to heal each other.
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- Part 1 of Recalibrated
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15 May 2026
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In which sixteen-year-old Sakura dies during the war, gets sent back in time, and decides to put herself first for once.
And if that decision somehow leads to her joining Akatsuki and becoming filthy rich?
Why not!
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15 May 2026
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Kakashi knows what Konoha does to its children.
It turns them into soldiers. Then it teaches them not to question the people who use them.
Under Fifth Hokage Danzo’s rule, the system has only grown harsher, and ANBU has become the village’s most efficient weapon. Children disappear into ANBU younger than ever, loyalty is enforced at the point of a blade, and questioning orders is treason.
Kakashi knows exactly how that system works.
After all, it made him first.
Now he’s going to destroy it.
Akatsuki Kakashi/ANBU Sakura
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09 May 2026
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A kiss to avoid enemy detection during a covert mission sends Sakura spiraling into feelings she never thought possible. For Kakashi, of all people. Her friend, her teammate, and now the man she can't get out of her mind.
She can’t stop thinking about the kiss.
It replays without her permission. The sudden lift of his hand, the tug of the mask, the beauty of his face.
She can handle this. It was just a kiss. Sure, a great one, but still, just a kiss.
Yet when she closes her eyes, she swears she can feel his mouth on hers.- Language:
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- 43,200
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- 16/16
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- 23,199
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28 Apr 2026
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It's time to stop waiting for other people to save you. A story about fear, resilience, and Sakura.
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- English
- Words:
- 326,155
- Chapters:
- 78/78
- Collections:
- 25
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- 2,107
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24 Apr 2026
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Sakura wonders, sometimes, who she would be if things were different.
Perhaps, had she not run into that infuriating boy in the cemetery, she would be a civilian now. Perhaps, were she able to ignore an insult, she would not have pushed herself so far or so hard. But war carves hard lines in every soul, and peace tastes strange to a child raised in strife.
Same age AU where Sakura's born into Kakashi's generation. Things change just as much as they stay the same.
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- Part 1 of strange chords in strange songs
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 123,554
- Chapters:
- 8/?
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 318
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- 994
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- 22,202
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24 Apr 2026
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The seduction mission is where they start.
It is not where they end.
Expanding summary at request. Canon-divergent AU where there's a seduction mission between the Kage summit and the war; where Sakura moves on from Sasuke; where love is a hearth fire instead of a wildfire.
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- English
- Words:
- 90,566
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 274
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- 891
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- 24,081
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23 Apr 2026
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Sakura’s inner voice is far more diabolical than anyone imagined, and crows prove to be cruel mentors
Fanart: Un/Masked Fanart
Ongoing Translation(s): Chinese, Vietnamese
Podfic: [Podfic] Masks by StoryshoesSeries
- Part 1 of Un/Masked
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- English
- Words:
- 205,470
- Chapters:
- 41/41
- Collections:
- 39
- Comments:
- 6,762
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20 Apr 2026
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Years after the war, Sakura's a medical prodigy, a scientific powerhouse, and the reigning champion of being right all the damn time.
Kakashi — her technically brilliant but functionally useless Hokage of a boyfriend — knows this better than anyone. He also knows that if she’s left unsupervised for too long, she’ll either solve world hunger or commit a war crime. Possibly both.
Between terrorizing Orochimaru for fun, proving she’s better at paperwork than the actual Hokage, and making Kakashi’s life very difficult (in every way imaginable), Sakura is busy. Too busy, in fact, to realize she might have a little bit of a god complex.
It’s fine. She’s earned it.
(Or: Sakura is a feral scientific menace, Kakashi is struggling, and somehow their love language is being insufferable together.)
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- English
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- 85,502
- Chapters:
- 62/62
- Comments:
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19 Apr 2026
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Standing in a T&I observation room three stories underground behind one-way glass with his arms crossed and feet spread hip-width apart, Kakashi watches Root operative, orphan, missing person of eight years, civilian born Haruno Sakura spit blood in Yamanaka Inoichi’s face, a small chunk of flesh stuck between her lateral incisor and cuspid as she snarls like an animal, and thinks:
She should have been on his team.
In which Sakura forgets, Sai pretends, and Kakashi can't tell if he's failing the mission.
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- Part 1 of Falling Leaf
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 150,373
- Chapters:
- 13/?
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 268
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- 1,083
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- 32,807
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18 Apr 2026
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Tsunade’s gaze turns to Kakashi, her eyes narrowing.
“Why are you late?” She glares.
He blinks at her.
“Didn’t wake up.”
Tsuande picks up an ornate paperweight, hefts it in her hand, and then flings it at his head.
Kakashi steps neatly out of the way and spins to watch it fly into the wall with a loud slam.
Sakura’s jaw is hanging wide open.
“Sakura,” Tsunade purrs, her eyes flashing with something feline, “meet your new team partner, Kakashi Hatake.”
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 39,474
- Chapters:
- 24/40
- Comments:
- 205
- Kudos:
- 484
- Bookmarks:
- 105
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- 12,108
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08 Apr 2026