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Shuriken’s 100% Foolproof Guide on How to Live a Double Life by ivorypillars
Fandoms: PHIGHTING! (Roblox)
23 Feb 2026
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Shuriken, due to the nature of his job, was quite proficient in hiding bruises. Did it involve some makeup that he had to steal from his sister? Yes, it did. But the Silver Shadow, vigilante of Thieves’ Den, couldn’t risk becoming plant fertilizer.
He wasn’t any sort of makeup expert (unless his arm design counted), and he’d had to search up how to hide bruises on incognito mode on his crappy laptop when he’d first become a vigilante. But now he could effectively hide his bruises without a second glance.
The issue? He was out of concealer.
And so, the Silver Shadow, the professional, the master of disguise, was going to a makeup store to find himself some concealer. (Not that boys couldn’t wear makeup. Shuriken is very supportive of everyone and how they choose to express themselves, you know. What kind of vigilante would he be?)
— or: the adventures of shuriken and his silly little vigilante life
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- Part 5 of she phight on my boggio till i flipside
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Bookmarked by EXECUTIONERS_AXE
27 Dec 2025
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THIS IS GREAT. THIS IS AMAZING. THIS IS AWESOMESAUCE. I WOULD LIKE TO HOLD IT IN MY HANDS.
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would you ever be my, would you ever be my fucking boyfriend? by Anonymous
Fandoms: PHIGHTING! (Roblox)
27 Dec 2025
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“You are cold,” Shuriken murmurs. “Liar.”
“So what? It’s not like I’m gonna get hypothermia or anything. I woulda warmed up just fine without you.”
“Yeah, but who wants to warm up alone during Christmas?”
And- well, Shuriken’s got a point, there.
Eventually, Coil decides to lean in, curling into Shuriken. And the longer he sits there, breathing in his scent, the more he realizes that he was cold.
Whatever. Coil doesn’t particularly want to think about how he was technically wrong when he’s cuddling with Shuriken.
- or: a bunch of fluffy drabbles i wrote for the holidays featuring my favorite ships
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- Part 6 of she phight on my boggio till i flipside
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Bookmarked by EXECUTIONERS_AXE
27 Dec 2025
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THIS WRITING STYLE IS AMUSING. I APPRECIATE SUCH SUSTENANCE.
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After suddenly waking up in the middle of the night, the first thing Slingshot noticed was how quiet it was. While normally, it would be quiet since everyone was supposed to be asleep, his roommate, Shuriken, was a bit of a loud snorer.
That was the understatement of the year. Shuriken snored hecka loud. He always had to sleep after Sling and Vinestaff, otherwise, neither of them would be able to sleep at all.
Slingshot slid out of bed and tiptoed before Shuriken's room, easing the door open.
No one was there.
Absolutely no one.
He checked the rest of the apartment, unease curling tighter with every empty room. Surely Shuriken didn’t decide to leave in the middle of the night, right?
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Shuriken is an inphernal who lives a double life. He’s been trying to hide it from his family for so long… However, one day, that secret gets revealed.
And it’s not in a good way.
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CURRENTLY ON HIATUS FOR A BIT—REAL LIFE EVENTS
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That piece of shit.
Player stared at the unconscious criminal folded like spaghetti on the floor. “Bramble, what if I boiled you. Or steamed you. Air fried you, even.”
Static started snickering.
The way Bramble’s grin immediately dropped into an ‘oh shit’ would’ve been hilarious if Player wasn’t so busy chasing him out the door. “We had ONE RULE! ONE RULE, JACKASS!”
Or,
After getting their previous job blown up by villains, Player decides to dip into the life of vigilantism with nothing but a frying pan and a heart full of spite. As they slowly uncover the perpetrators behind all the upstart chaos around Bizville, they learn that there’s more to the problem than just hero-villain grudges and a constant struggle for power.
Maybe involving a god or two. Who would’ve guessed?
(Or or, I’m back on my vigilante bullshit again. Whatever. Go my Block Tales AU)
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Bookmarked by EXECUTIONERS_AXE
21 Jun 2025
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VIGILANTE BLOCK TALES AU WE ARE SO BACK
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His hair is so long. Too long, the bubbling feeling of envy creeps up on you before you shove it down with the rest of your feelings. Not now.
As you part it to work in sections, you decide to fill the neverending stretch of silence that's fallen between you two. "Mm, have you considered pigtails?"
He gives you an unamused bit of silence. "1F YOU GIV3 ME PIGT4ILS, CONSIDER THE F4CT THAT I'LL K1LL YOU." The malice dripping from his tone is palpable.
You remain unphased. "Fact? You already tried doing that and failed." Despite your best attempts at remaining stone-faced, a small quirk to your lips makes itself prominent. "Once, twice–"
"Z1P IT."
Your fingers yank his hair on accident, causing him to hiss.
...Okay, saying it was on accident would be a lie. He doesn't have to know that though. He doesn't need to know jack shit.
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You haven't seen your favorite dumbass in a while. Obviously, this is something you must fix immediately!
(A coldness nips at your heart, mixes and stirs your thoughts– an icepick to the brain. The urge to leave, to avoid it all, is more alluring than anything else.)
[pt. 1 of "afraid to start (how can you lose?)"]
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- Part 2 of who up blocking they tales