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  1. Public Bookmark 36

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    “Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles.”― Frank Lloyd Wright

    “They come for women, weed, and weather.” — Kendrick Lamar
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    Dave has spent the whole of his 20s raising his younger brother, and now they’ve left Texas for a schooling opportunity in Los Angeles for precocious seven-year-old Dirk.

    Karkat is the youngest teacher working at prestigious private school Becquerel Academy, where he has very modest dreams of teaching English literature to talented high school students. However, the administration keeps sticking him in third grade.

    The two are brought together repeatedly by proximity, coincidence, and one shared thought: Oh no, he's hot.

    (A modern love story set against the backdrop of the City of Angels)

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    17 Jun 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 43

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    Karkat and Dove are haunted by the dumb shit they both used to post on Tumblr.

    [Dovekat Tumblr AU :P]

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    25 Mar 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 16

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    Dave and Karkat go on a roadtrip.

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    16 Dec 2024

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    SO CUTE!!!!

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas.

    You are the proud owner of a small but quaint local children’s bookstore called Bookbound, which you have run your entire life. But across and down the street, threatening to put you out of business for good, is the construction site for another installment in a chain of super bookstores owned by the enigmatic Strider brothers and co. You are adamantly convinced you hate the people behind the Strider’s Puppets and Pages bookstore, whoever these assholes are.

    Your name is carcinoGeneticist, and you have a mysterious internet penpal, who you have spoken with everyday since you met him in a chatroom almost two weeks ago. He goes by turntechGodhead, and despite not knowing his name or face, you can’t help but eagerly look forward to talking to him. The two of you share rules: no personal information, no business talk, no names. But you think the anonymity adds a certain charm to it all. Sure, you don’t know who he is, but you know he’s funny and charming, and incredibly kind. You’re convinced you’re in love with him, whoever he is.

    And then one day he suggests the two of you should finally meet.

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    27 Nov 2024