Eliastheweirdo
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Tommy is done with everything in exile, so why not run away. Well I mean it probably wasn’t the best idea because now he is here laying in the snow almost dead. Well at least he won’t be a problem to anyone anymore.
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An Unofficial Guide to Being Isekai'd by Anonymous
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
22 Apr 2026
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When you finally woke up, your body ached. Your brows pinched as colors swirled behind your eyes. Your bed as hard as a rock. Grass bunched up in your curled fingers.
Grass?
Your eyes shot open, gaze fleeting around the area. Thick, dark trees surrounded you. There was a crow, watching from a high branch.
"What the fuck...?" Your voice was a dry rasp, scratchy. If there weren't bigger problems at hand, you'd love a glass of water.
No one was here. Speaking of here, how exactly did you get to this place? You don't recall falling asleep miles from your bed. Was there even a forest near your area? Who took you here?
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After a nostalgic watch of an old indie show you used to love, you wake up in said show. Living through a plot you already know should be easy. Key word: should.
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19 Apr 2026
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“Does Angel Dust tend to nest in his suite?” Alastor asked without preamble.
“Why’re you askin’ me?” Husk asked gruffly, briefly trying to feign ignorance. A single raised brow from Alastor was all it took to squash that recalcitrance out of him, his shoulders and wings dropping. “Yeah, yeah – fine. But why’re you askin’ me now? It ain’t like Angel’s gonna steal his own shit and pretend like it weren’t him. Besides, he ain’t anywhere close to bein’ in heat. It’s not him, boss.”
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Items have been going missing around the hotel. Nothing of any value or consequence - just people's personal effects. Regardless of their importance, Alastor cannot simply stand by and let somebody rob folks in his territory, right under his nose.
He sets out to catch the thief - and picks up a less than useful helper along the way in the form of one miniature monarch - but comes up empty handed. Empty handed, that is, until later that evening.
With his past racing to catch up to him things and quickly spiraling out of his control, he might find that less than useful helper has a use after all.
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What about me? Huh? by EverestXD
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
09 Mar 2025
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"Leave Tommy out of this, Dream." Siren hissed at the masked man.
"Siren, you’re the one who brought Tommy into this. I’m not letting you or anyone else from the Syndicate lay a hand on him, not again." The again didn’t go unheard by Wilbur.
“Again? No one has ever hurt Tommy, he is under the Syndicate’s protection. We all love him" Dream shook his head.
“If he loved you back, you would know what I meant.”
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Or Theseus is a vigilante stuck between the Syndicate and the Hero League
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Living as a Ghost by Impala_Cherry_Trickster
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
07 Oct 2022
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When Phil gets the call that his youngest son has been found two years after he went missing, he can hardly believe it.
Tommy just wants things to go back to how they were before.
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Technoblade gives Tommy a long look. Then, he shakes his head. "Fine. Whatever. A runt is…something precious. It's- hm, it's difficult to explain in common." He glances at the other piglin grunting a repetitive sound for a moment.
"Runts are piglins that are smaller than average. Much smaller. They're meant to be cared for. Healthy runts mean a healthy bastion. They're meant to me cherished," the brute pauses before adding on, "they're a good thing."
"Then why the fuck are you calling me that? I'm not a piglin."
Technoblade exchanges another glance with the other piglin. The latter nods with a determined look in his eyes. Technoblade sighs as he turns back to Tommy.
"My friend here is of the opinion that you're a hybrid. A piglin hybrid."
////Tommy should really pay better attention to his surroundings. Otherwise, he might not have ended up abducted by a pack of piglins and dragged back to their base.
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