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  1. Public Bookmark 4

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    "So you're suggesting we offer Rodimus up to the mermech as, what? Some sort of...virgin sacrifice? Absolutely not. That will not occur on my watch."

    "Well, yeah, he's not a virgin, so that obviously wouldn't work. Ooh! We could try the engineering department."

    "Drift!" protested Rodimus.

    Ultra Magnus' eye twitched in the way that suggested he was rapidly approaching a business casual meltdown. "No! I'm talking about the sacrificial aspect. As the duly appointed director of this institution, I will not allow such a thing to happen."

    "Great," muttered Ratchet, dropping his head into his hands. "You can't even sacrifice virgins anymore, because of woke."

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    26 Jul 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    After that first time they had sex, Tarn and Overlord fall into a sort of rhythm. They don't bother hashing out the details of whether it constitutes dating or not - they're too busy with other things.

    Based on and heavily inspired by Largishcat's Conduct in Violation Of.

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    20 Jan 2025

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    “You know, this is kind of poetic,” Prime breaks the silence. “Built for the mines, died underground, miserable throughout. You have to admit, it’d make a pretty tragic story.”

    You are a tragic story, Megatron doesn’t say.

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    18 Jan 2025

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    “I’ve asked Hal to go with me. Are you going to be weird about it?”

    “Why would I be weird about it?” Bruce says. He crosses his arms and just barely restrains himself from scowling. “Is it because there’s no one else available? I can move around my schedule if you’d like.”

    For some reason, his son’s tendency to hang out with Hal Jordan is not one of the things Jason’s grown out of. It started out from one of Jason’s more creative ideas to annoy Bruce, way back in his early middle school days, but it has developed into—and it does annoy Bruce to admit this—a mutual friendship between the two of them.

    “Unbelievable.” Jason’s face splits into a grin, one that usually means trouble. “You’re already weird about it.”

    (Or: Bruce Wayne is not the most well-adjusted one in all of this. Hal Jordan will be the first one to tell you: "I told you so.")

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    18 Sep 2024

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    Logan didn't know how he ended up like this. Didn't know how he ended up going from being the ‘Worst Wolverine’ to the thing holding an entire universe together. Didn't know how he went from being alone to inheriting the chaotic friend group and seemingly senile roommate of one Wade Wilson...

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    The one where Logan becomes an art teacher and he and Wade dance around each other for weeks on end before something finally snaps.

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    18 Aug 2024