Essence_Escapism



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    Simon James Paladino had a great deal of problems.

    Well, to say that it was a great deal of problems was an obfuscation. Objectively, it was just one problem; or, more precisely, one man causing many problems.

    Gamma Jack.

    His archnemesis, who was complicating his life in ways that he couldn't solve. This problem becomes incredibly more complex as when he critically injures the villain in a fight, he takes it upon himself to care for the man until he is well enough to not immediately die upon his arrival in jail.

    That is, until Frozone tells Gazerbeam the story of how Blazestone became a hero. She was initially a villain, until she dated Frozone, and he was able to convince her to reform.

    With Simon's acute people skills, and Jack's willingness to open his legs for anyone, it should be easy for Gazerbeam to do the same as Frozone. He can solve his problem with ease. Just date supervillain and personal archnemesis, Gamma Jack, convince him to become a Super, and then break up with him. Easy, right?

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    Tweek’s breathing is tight and short at Craig’s sweetness. He’s trying to convince himself it’s not real, just for show. But his chest doesn’t listen, and his throat is burning with an itch.

    Tweek thinks that Craig Tucker may just be the death of him.

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    As far as Tweek can tell, it begins with a bottle of Jack Daniels and a game of Truth or Dare. One night, just one mistake...

    But then his life begins to unravel around him in a series of buried memories and closely guarded secrets, and before long he’s struggling to stay on his feet in a world he no longer recognizes. When did everything go so disastrously wrong? What really happened, all those years ago? And where, in amongst the fallout, does Tweek belong?

    (Mistakes always have consequences, and answers never come cheap in a place like South Park.)

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    ”Don’t tell anyone or you’ll be just another regret.”

     

    Craig is an asshole with a reputation, a penchant for bullying a certain blonde…and a secret that he knows could destroy him if it ever got out.

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    *Yo, first fic posted here! Sorry in advance for awkward formatting, difficulty in warnings & trigger warnings, and just for this hot mess in general.*

    Tweek Tweak is a mild-mannered young man. He practices sex in carefully considered moderation. He holds no ill will toward his fellow man. This is his gospel.

    ...But it's all thrown out the window when he is arrested. Arrested for his ongoing meth abuse. Specifically, arrested for murdering his own dealer.

    As his false identity is peeled away, he must find himself while under the anxiety-inducing protection of his rage-prone cellmate, Craig Tucker.

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