Essentia_Eldritch



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    Hey, you! Yeah, you! Are you socially awkward but ultimately well-meaning? Are you a Lightner struggling to fit in a Darkner's world? Are you looking for romance? Are you [[HOPELESSLY THIRSTY FOR EVERYONE'S FAVORITE SLEAZEMASTER SPAMTON G. SPAMTON]]!? Boy howdy do I have the [cringe] fanfiction for you! This [pile of garbage] is a reader insert for all you Spamton fans! It's got romance! It's got drama! It's got [probably not much else I've never written an x Reader before please don't expect too much]! And this can be yours for the small price of [this website is free, dumbass]!

    After stumbling upon a disheveled Spamton, you take pity on this puppet and offer him a temporary place to stay. But what lies in store for the two of you? Can you heal the heart of this damaged soul? Can Spamton sell you something? Find out [[NOW]]!

    NOTE: This fanfic is rated T, kiddies. Please advise that it contains suggestive themes, implied sexual content, and dark subjects such as depression and trauma.

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    15 Oct 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 1

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    12 Oct 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    At some point... He'd started to dream. It was an unfamiliar environment: harsh yellows filled his surroundings, loose cables hung from support beams within the dense fog. Several other lifeless CRTs littered the area, Tenna shuddered at the potential implications. Rubble also lied scattered around his feet. Whoever owned this place needed to take better care of their equipment, he noted, as he realized that he was surprisingly more lucid than he had been all day.

    Then, from a distance, a creature he had never seen before waddled into his vision. Tenna picked up on the faint jingle as it approached.

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    After narrowly surviving the Knight's blade, now battered and scarred, Tenna glimpses into another world. One he's unknowingly tethered to.

    While waiting for his companions to return, Teddie wanders across a TV he'd never seen before. Through it, he stumbles into another world, one he should not be in.

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    12 Oct 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 2

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    Tenna finds himself in another world, without any memory of how he got there or why. That doesn’t matter though.
    What matters is that his new owner has brought to marvellous place full of new Darkner friends, family and even uses him regularly! Possibly even more than the Dreemurrs ever did!
    He also meets another TV there, but she’s… a little glooby.
    Nothing a dashing and groovy host like Mr (Ant) Tenna can’t fix!

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    12 Oct 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 5

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    Come one, come all to Castle Town! Venue for the sequel to GOD FUCKING DAMNIT, KRIS! Where the FUCK are we?!
    Since Ralsei couldn’t go to other dimensions with Kris and Susie, the other dimensions will just have to come to him instead! Hopefully they won’t be too much trouble for the Darkners living in Castle Town…
    Who am I kidding, this recipe for trouble is in every cookbook there is.

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    12 Oct 2025