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    Charles Leclerc is an expert at hiding his exhaustion behind a professor’s perfect smile. Max Verstappen is an expert at getting what he wants, regardless of the rules. They have nothing in common—except for the university’s stifling hallways and a dangerous curiosity that Max has no intention of hiding.

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    Phenomaman gets unhealthily attached to his boss and hangs around him like a lost dog.

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    26 Feb 2026

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    “I think I would like to breed.”

    Robert is so focused on his work that it doesn’t even register that the words have just come out of the mouth of America’s heartthrob and the superhero known as Phenomaman until it occurs to him that the entire office has gone quiet. Robert processes what he's heard and turns around to join them in staring at Phenomaman, lacking any other option in the face of what he's just said.

    Mistaking their shock, Phenomaman looks around at the faces gazing at him in utter confusion and continues pleasantly, “Actually, I would like to be bred. Is that not a more accurate Earth phrase?”

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    Oscar returns from Australia tanned, jacked, and dumb enough to let his friends choose his costume for George’s birthday party.
    Lando is a musical theater enthusiast with a lifelong hyperfixation with Rocky Horror.

    Or: where Lando realizes George’s “painfully straight” rugby friend is hotter than he remembered and Oscar discovers he might have a thing for pretty boys in fishnets.

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    20 Feb 2026

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    “And, like – farming, right? How hard can it be? Take a seed, put it in some dirt, sprinkle some water and wait. Boom. Food. Done. And I’ve driven a tractor practically every weekend this year, it’s not that hard.”

    Gemma pauses the video. She un-shares her screen. Her smiling face pops back up in the centre of Max’s monitor, gaze distinctly pointed.

    Wait.

    “That’s it?” Max hisses, incredulous. “Seriously? I’m getting cancelled over a joke about fucking farming?”

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    Max has had PR disasters before. This time, though, he’s made the mistake of pissing off some random British farmer with a loyal YouTube fanbase and a penchant for passive-aggressive callouts via X. And George Russell isn’t the type who’s easily appeased.

    (Or: Max learns to drive a tractor, harvest wheat, and fall in love.)

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