14 Bookmarks by FieryVortex
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They were roommates in college. Best friends, until one drunken night changed everything.
Seventeen years later, Sasuke is divorced and his daughter is staying with him for the school year. He hasn't spoken to Naruto since college graduation.
Then, Sarada brings home her new boyfriend, and suddenly, the past Sasuke has been running from is sitting right in his living room.
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"Hey, Mr. Uchiha," he says, voice bright and unbothered. "My name's Uzumaki Boruto."
There's a long beat of silence. Sarada glances up at him, confused.
Sasuke doesn't move. He can't.
His throat is dry. His hands are cold.
And for the first time in years, Uchiha Sasuke finds himself entirely, devastatingly, speechless.
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18 Aug 2025
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“What’s it like to give a blowjob?” Naruto asks.
“Pretty easy,” Sasuke says. He doesn’t want Naruto to talk about blowjobs. He shifts a little on the bed. His face feels warm.
“That’s it? Easy?”
“What, you want details?”
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- Part 1 of have your cake
- Language:
- English
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- 7,595
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 150
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Bookmarked by FieryVortex
23 Jul 2025
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“Alright, kings,” Naruto says, at a house meeting nominally called for “finances.” “So I slept with...a dude.”
“Was it Sasuke,” Neji asks. He sounds bored.
“What! I mean, uh, no?”
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- Part 2 of have your cake
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- English
- Words:
- 5,707
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 204
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- 8,307
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23 Jul 2025
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For Guidance, Please See the Corporate Interpersonal Relationship Policy by suspiciousflashlight
Fandoms: Naruto
13 Aug 2019
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What Sasuke Uchiha wants is an indeterminate EC-02 Step 2 position with the Canada Mortgage and Housing Corporation that offers a decent salary, health benefits, paid vacation, and a manager who won't break all his Excel spreadsheets. What he gets is Naruto Uzumaki, an improbably attractive and unbearably annoying co-op student who eats way too much instant ramen and doesn't understand that "casual Friday" doesn't mean varsity sweatpants.
Official CBC Canada Reads Selection 2019, made possible by the generous support of the Canada Council for the Arts and the Ottawa Tourism Board.
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- Part 1 of NCR Workplace Misconduct
- Language:
- English
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- 25,785
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Comments:
- 535
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22 Jul 2025
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In the same way Icarus had flown too close to the sun and plummeted to his death, Sasuke Uchiha now had a vibrator stuck in his ass.
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- Part 1 of The Best of Friends
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 26,053
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Comments:
- 407
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- 9,153
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18 Jun 2025
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The Power Of Friendship (And This Gun I Found!) by GallusRostromegalus
Fandoms: Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters (Anime & Manga), Yu-Gi-Oh! - All Media Types
31 Oct 2022
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Honestly, Mokuba deserves to have a gun. And everyone else deserves to go absolutely Off The Fucking Rails.
YuGiOh, but they're all appropriately feral little gremlins. Kind of a Reconciliation of the 4Kids Dub and the Horror-Comedy Manga, but mostly me wildly overthinking the setting and deciding to lean into the weirdness.
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- English
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- 213,853
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- 10/?
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- 2,235
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Bookmarked by FieryVortex
17 Apr 2022
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!!! IMPORTANT NOTICE !!!
This story was unfortunately written before I had actually consumed the base media beyond edits + Season One + Wikipedia. Characters are VERY OOC and the world / power system barely replicate the one seen in the series.
It was also originally started when I was much younger so the spelling / grammar is extra horrific.
I am leaving it up only because people still routinely leave Kudos and I would feel bad removing it, but want to give fair warning to anyone considering reading it. If these aren't things your willing to look past, you probably won't care much for this story.
_____________________________________Konan may not agree with everything Nagato does, but she still cares about him. Nagato knows this and appreciates it. So when she makes one not so tiny request, he decides it can't hurt to agree. That was a mistake.
She could adopt one child, he had said. One. When she returned for her mission with five, he wasn't exactly pleased. But then, children don't come with refunds, he supposed.
The children in question?
Naruto, Gaara, Sasuke, Neji, Hinata, and Karin, of course!
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16 Nov 2020
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Taking Jinchurikis, killing masked people, and slightly domestic life, well shoot this weird. Yup, a domestic Akatsuki family story, join this weird dysfunctional mess on their daily lives and enjoy the minor additions to the group! Aka would've happened if I had control of Naruto, warning there will be slight puppet favoritism, sakura bashing, and village bashing, because the last two are cruel to good characters, don't like it beat it! Also yes I know some of the things in here can't actually happen, buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut it's my book. Buh bye!
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16 Nov 2020
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Uchiha Sasuke, the new transfer at school, isn't what Naruto expected when Sakura said he was a "Pretty Boy". Yeah, for sure, he was actually gorgeous, but his silver tongue and skinny frame definitely didn't match the "Pretty Boy" aesthetic.
As Naruto dives deeper into the Uchiha's past and current life, he starts to realize that Sasuke's way more than just a pretty face.
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- Part 1 of Walking Backwards
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 59,555
- Chapters:
- 36/36
- Comments:
- 285
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- 693
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16 Nov 2020
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Master Chef has come to Konoha and the contestants are anything but normal. See Madara, Guy, Ino, Deidara, Itachi, Shino, Sasori and Orochimaru battle to win the title of Master Chef. Will the judges survive the competition?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 13,304
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 56
- Kudos:
- 66
- Bookmarks:
- 9
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- 788
Bookmarked by FieryVortex
28 Mar 2020
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Us by BrandonStrayne for Keep_Calm_And_Expecto_Patronum
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling
22 Nov 2018
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A Christmas-adjacent tale about unrequited love, a magical take on a beloved Muggle tradition, and one very determined Potter.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 64,953
- Chapters:
- 17/17
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 75
- Kudos:
- 240
- Bookmarks:
- 61
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- 6,289
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19 Sep 2019
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28 Jul 2019
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Bookmarked by FieryVortex
26 Jul 2019
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In a world where the name of your soulmate is written on your wrist, not everything is as easy as it seems. 9 stories are told. The struggles they have, how they deal with their soulmates and how some of them avoid theirs. Does a soulmate always mean a happy ending?
Stories by: Sakura, Nagato, Gaara, Suigetsu x Karin, Ino, Deidara, Kakashi, Itachi and Obito
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26 Jul 2019