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    Troy took a deep breath. “Just wait a sec.” Roz shifted on his feet but stayed where he was. “You really did something for me tonight and I don’t want it to end with you running away, back into the closet.”

    Follows (and adds on to) events from both Role Model and the Long Game if Ilya confirmed Troy's suspicions after they went to the Kingfisher. How might having someone to confide in helped both of them? (The story remains largely the same. I'm just exploring the community angle of it all)

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    14 Jan 2026

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    When Coach Wiebe suggests that Luca Haas should move in with Ilya for a while, as both of them seem lonely, Ilya nearly loses his mind. Not only does this mean he will see Shane even less than before, but it also means that the Centaurs have realised that Ilya's mental health is suffering. The worst part is that when Ilya tells Shane about it, Shane actually supports the idea, saying that it might be good for Ilya and Luca.

    Turns out it's the second-best thing that has ever happened to Ilya.

    or: ilya basically adopts luca aka the ottawa found family trope we all need.

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    11 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 52

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    “Aww, don’t be embarrassed Haasy. Just don’t tell him about your Ilya Rozanov poster and you can definitely pull this swimmer boy!” Ilya says.

    The only thing more mortifying than getting caught watching borderline thirst traps of your crush is having your hockey idol (and childhood crush) talking about your dating life.

    Luca closed his eyes, his blush no doubt crawling up further from his neck all the way to his forehead.

    “Who’s Haasy gonna pull?” Harris asked, walking into the barbeque with a crate of cider and Troy by his side.

    “Oh, kill me now”

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    Or during a summer trip to Colorado Springs Luca forms a crush on Matthew Vasquez, American Olympic swimmer. Matthew is a swimming prodigy, loud & extroverted, and a sucker for those beautiful blue eyes.

    Or Luca Haas falls in love

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    11 Jan 2026

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    “Careful, Barrett,” Ilya hums, summoning all the composure he can muster. He thinks about things that hurt, like Hollander selling his sex condo and changing his phone number. “If I didn’t know better, I’d think you are flirting with me.”

    Barrett doesn’t confirm the allegation, but he doesn’t deny it, either. Instead, he eases himself down onto the bench beside Ilya, not bothering to move his knee when it brushes against Ilya’s thigh.

    “If I didn’t know better, I’d think you like it.”

    Or: Ilya knows that smoking is a bad habit. But, so is being attracted to his teammate, and this summer, there’s no one around to tell him no.

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    10 Jan 2026

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    Once upon a time, Ilya had been able to take as long as he wanted to cool down after practice. He used to stay late, picking up cones and chatting with the coaches or helping rookies run drills. Then, he’d pedal on the elliptical bike until his knees felt like they’d pop right out of his legs. Only then, when he could barely stand, would Ilya drag himself to the shower and then back to his empty house, where he might be able to FaceTime his husband if he were lucky. 

    Like most good things, though, that has come to an end.

    Or: Troy knows the secret to getting Ilya's attention is by using Shane's oral fixation against him. Ilya is all too happy to let them play him like a fiddle.

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    10 Jan 2026