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    "Eloise did not dream of white knights on trusty steeds or gallant princes from faraway lands come to whisk her off to a castle that might as well be a jail cell. Once she might have dreamt of a handsome printer’s assistant in a grubby print shop. Once she might have dreamt of the smell of rose water on skin and the sound of a tinkling laugh that delighted in everything she said. Now she dreamed only of freedom."

    In which Eloise is an unsatisfied spinster and travels to Wales to meet a friend.

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    07 Mar 2026

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    She shakes her head. “What did you think this was going to be, Rhaenyra? Quickies in my office? You going to finger me in the lunch line?”

    Rhaenyra quirks a brow. “I’d wait until we sat down, at least.”

     

    (OR the wet hot (not) american summer dead-poets-society boarding-school-professors au that runs absolutely off the rails)

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    26 Feb 2026

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    Alicent's heard tell of Rhaenyra the Cruel. Rhaenyra only wants to make her new wife happy.

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    [The Queen is in need of a consort. Otto does his best routine.]

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    25 Feb 2026

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    [Pre-crash / No crash AU]

    They've been best friends since childhood, but Shauna has two massive secrets she keeps from Jackie: That she's desperately in love with her, and that she also deeply resents her.

    With a few months left until their high school graduation and Nationals on the table, everything changes for Jackie and Shauna when Jackie breaks up with Jeff and one of their usual late-night makeouts crosses a line that can't be un-crossed. As their friendship turns sexual, Shauna tries to decode what it all means while she waits for an acceptance letter from Brown and hopes to leave Jackie—and the feelings she's always had for her—behind.

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    08 Feb 2026

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    Perdition, noun: (in Christian theology) a state of eternal punishment and damnation into which a sinful and unpenitent person passes after death.

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    They’ve been doing this for years. It’s almost crazy, how familiar it all is. And every time, their excuses get flimsier and flimsier.

    Beca still has a boyfriend, Chloe still has to graduate, and yet time and time again they find themselves tangled up together, naked in bed or stuffed into a bathroom stall or sneaking out of a party.

    And Beca still has a boyfriend, and Chloe knows it’s wrong, but she just can’t seem to stop.

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    09 Jan 2026

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    And even if getting Rhaenyra in as a soloist was a staggering show of nepotism, she was still the best concert pianist on the planet. It was like when Dmitri Junior recorded Shostakovich’s second. You could get mad about it for a bit, but it was ultimately fair game. Alicent had already reached all these conclusions because Viserys had spoken to her weeks ago about programming the Concerto, which only had the unwanted effect of giving her time to turn it over in her brain like a particularly nauseating Rubix cube. Each solution of the puzzle led her to the same conclusion: she would be seeing Rhaenyra imminently, and there wasn’t a damn thing she could do about it.

     

    After ten years apart, Rhaenyra Targaryen re-enters Alicent's life for a set of solo engagements with her orchestra. Things go about as well as expected (not very).

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    05 Sep 2025

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    “Look, here’s the deal.” Nat leans forward and plants her hands on the table. “If we do this, you tell nobody, okay? Not Van, not Laura Lee, not Taissa or Lottie or Misty fucking Quigley, do you understand me?”

    Shauna frowns, but says nothing.

    “That means you don’t tell Jackie, either,” Nat says. “If that’s going to be a problem, then let me know and we can both start rehearsing for the spring musical now.”

    Natalie Scatorccio is having a bad year. She’s not sleeping, her mom’s new boyfriend sucks, and a blown history test might bench her for the season. Luckily, Coach Martinez has an idea:

    Tutoring.

    From Shauna Shipman.

    Fuck.

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    06 Apr 2025

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    13 Mar 2025

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    ever lay back and watch the sunrise?

     

    rhaenyra targaryen's the dragonstone united darling teetering off her peak. alicent hightower's a rising star with a rhaenyra-sized chip on her shoulder. rhaenyra’s got no idea why.

    (they're forced to play together when they’re called to represent the crownlands in the westeros cup. no one can say for certain whether they'll rise to the occasion or implode in a spectacular fashion.)

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    06 Mar 2025

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    PJ is well aware that developing real feelings for her fight-club-partner-slash-fuck-buddy is definitely not the best course of action, and she’s determined to avoid it at all costs. Mark her words, PJ is not going to go and do something stupid like fall in love.

    She’s completely fine.

     

    Or: PJ and Hazel have an arrangement. It's simple, right?

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    15 Jan 2025

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    Freddy has landed the gig of his dreams- a chance to compete on the Great British Baking Show! The only thing standing in his way to becoming star baker is his haunting past. In this scrumptious blend of spooky horror, wholesome romance, and humorous fluff, Freddy experiences life in Britain and learns that not everything is all that it seems...

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    16 Dec 2024

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    It’s five months after the worst day of Glinda’s life that she wakes from one terrible nightmare into a new one. It’s the barest whisper of a sound, the smallest flicker of a shadow in the low light, and Glinda springs awake.

    “Elphie?”

    Or: Elphaba is alive. She and Glinda have some stuff to work out.

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    07 Dec 2024

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    The most unlikely pair at Shiz University find themselves having to share a room in their final year before graduation. But despite trying beginnings, Elphaba and Galinda find friendship in the last place either of them would have guessed.

    A modern college AU, from loathing to loving and everything in between.

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    03 Dec 2024

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    It was wishful thinking. It had to be the truth. Glinda may not know much but she knew performance, and the more she thought about it the better it fit. Elphaba’s death didn’t make sense. Glinda had seen it with her own eyes and had stupidly believed that was proof it had happened.

    Elphaba’s melting shadow had been wearing the hat. Glinda wasn’t sure of the scientification of melting, but surely either all or none of her clothes should have melted. Surely Elphaba herself shouldn’t have melted. Fiyero’s body was missing, and Elphaba’s hat was in her hands.

    Glinda stared at herself in the mirror. Her eyes were bloodshot, and she realized she must have been crying. She looked crazy. It didn’t matter.

    Elphaba was alive.

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    02 Dec 2024

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    “About that,” Vi says. “How’d you end up here? What did a girl like you do to get tossed into this two-star shithole?”

    “Really? That’s how you ask? No subtlety in it?”

    “Uh, yeah? I saved you from getting shanked in the shower, so fair’s fair. What’s your deal, topside?”

    “Caitlyn,” she says. That isn’t right. That wasn’t the answer Vi was after. Names are easily given away but so seldomly remembered in Stillwater, but it echoes in Vi’s head. She almost doesn’t hear the actual answer. “And though I have no doubt a thousand people have given this answer before, I did nothing. I was doing my job, and then I was here. No trial. No sentencing. No crime to speak of.”

     

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    Half a decade into Vi's stay in Stillwater, a topsider turns up, raving about being a Councillor's daughter.

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    22 Nov 2024

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    “It’s only the first year,” Rhaenyra used to say, broken down at the breakfast table by the window in their London flat with her head in her hands. “It’ll get better, after this. We just need to right our ship.”

    It was loving in the beginning.

    (a collection of snapshots before it falls apart // a schematic of reconstruction after)

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    05 Jul 2024

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    “You’re too pretty to be a nun,” she—the patient, the charming patient, Ava Silva, 19, no family, paralyzed from the neck down—tells Beatrice when she walks into the room.

    Beatrice doesn't know what to say to that. She doesn’t spend much time looking at herself except to smooth out her hair, to make sure there are no stray pieces of lint on her shirt. She definitely hasn’t thought about the word pretty in relation to herself.

    “I’m not,” she tells Ava directly.

    “Not pretty or not a nun?"

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    08 Jun 2024

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    “I feel like... God would be angry with me. For being so selfish.” Bob confessed, just above a whisper, as the tears rolled down and plopped onto the grape-stained counter.

    Finally, Larry sat up and embraced his lover, invisible hands reaching down to caress the plump, persnickety tomato of his dreams. “Oh, Bob… God is angry already. He’s been angry with us for a long while. He’s angry with everyone.”

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    (tragic vore with a twist. enjoy, please R&R!)

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    29 May 2024

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    For almost a year, it had been thoughts of Alicent – of her scent, her smile, her care, and the secret, hidden sound she made when Rhaenyra made her come, and of forbidden fantasies of taking her to Dragonstone on Syrax’s back and marrying her in the custom of House Targaryen of old, binding themselves together with steel and blood – that had sustained her. The joy of knowing that she would return not to the childhood companion she had unwittingly lusted after for so long, but to the woman who had responded to her advances and, Rhaenyra had thought, returned her affection. She had been so very wrong.

     

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    Rhaenyra and Alicent, and their impossible love story.

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    02 May 2024

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    “You need to bone.”

    Rhaenyra whips her head around to shoot her cousin an incredulous look. “Excuse me?”

    “You’re excused, and you need to bone,” Laena says evenly, and takes a tiny sip of her cocktail.

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    Laena is done having to deal with a sexually frustrated Targaryen. Her solution? Hire an escort.

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    30 Apr 2024

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