16 Works by FrazzledWriter
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Finding themselves landlocked and surrounded by enemies, the crew devises a show-stopping fuckery that’ll sweep the British off their feet. A bit of makeup, music, and chamomile go a long way to bringing down an entire Naval invasion.
(AKA The S2 finale fix-it where the crew gets to shine. Beautiful gowns, working together, kicking ass, and empowering themselves from eyelashes to explosions. Cue the last song, Izzy! We’ve got a fuckery on our hands!)
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Thanks to Wee John, not only does Izzy get a makeover, he gets a new perspective on life, love, and belonging.
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What happens when you can’t hide your emotional fears and desires? Izzy Hands is about to find out. Hexed with a tattoo he can’t exactly hide, everyone is about to learn exactly who Izzy Hands truly is when he can’t hide behind his cantankerous facade.
[re-uploaded as of 5/25/2023 and edited again on 10/10/2023]
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A weak pirate's a dead pirate.
Hornigold's warning rings in Izzy’s waking nightmares. The crew of the Revenge is a fucking walking, talking death trap. To make matters worse, the crew antagonizes the demoted first mate, leaving Izzy to handle the rising desire to abandon his captain.
In a fit of rage, Izzy throws the weakest member of the crew overboard. What happens when the weakest crew member becomes Izzy’s biggest champion?
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"They say love is pain, well darling, let's hurt tonight" by FrazzledWriter for MindOfMaja
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
24 Jun 2023
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Jim's fallen back into mute silence, not daring to speak until Oluwande reappears and they confess the one thing they wished they'd said all those weeks ago.
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Decades ago, Israel Hands taught Edward how to play the harpsichord. They danced beneath the moon, sharing breath, but never went beyond those brief flashes of interest. Now, faced with the memory of those years gone by, Israel Hands is no longer Edward's obsession. Barely clinging to each other, drowning in the never-ending cycle of one-sided desire, Izzy watches Edward fall in love. It's only a trick that he still sees the fire of Edward's interest.
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- Part 2 of The Devil’s Sonata
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The Heart of a Star by FrazzledWriter
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Howl no Ugoku Shiro | Howl's Moving Castle
19 Feb 2023
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After being accused for the murder of Nigel Badminton, cursed by the Wizard of the Waste, and forced to deliver a love letter to Blackbeard, Stede can’t catch the one break he needs:
A way to actually break this damn curse!
To do it, he needs to survive a cantankerous flame demon, the Republic of Wizards, and a horde of unexpected friends—and that’s just the tip of the nose jar.
It's all worth it in the end for the treasure Stede finds at the heart of the Wizard Blackbeard's ship.
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An AU Fusion of Studio Ghibli’s Howl's Moving Castle with the cast of Our Flag Means Death.
Complete as of February 19, 2023
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The seas are sinking, the days are endless, and the crew of the Revenge is tasked with a never-ending challenge that spans the millenniums.
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Something waits in the fog. An insidious poison that draws the crew into the maddest parts of their mind. Everyone is slowly falling into their delusions and Frenchie is one of the few that can stop it… or so he thinks.
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Stede goes out of his way to put Izzy in the finest green dress, whisking the man off on a carriage ride that leaves them both desperate and needy.
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Over the course of many raids Izzy teaches his captain, the natural prodigy, how to play the harpsichord. The intimate moments spent pressed against Ed’s side only amplify Izzy’s undying and painfully one-sided devotion. That’s what he thinks, but he can’t shake the feeling that Ed enjoys their one-on-one sessions too.
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- Part 1 of The Devil’s Sonata
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Driven by the demons in his mind, Edward succumbs to the Kraken, drinking away the ghosts of the dead.
They hound him, seeking their retribution, and the only thing that can stop them is the healing he so desperately runs away from.
Ed has to let go of all the pain brought on by Stede, his father, and even his mother if he’s going to find the peace he deserves.
An exploration of breaking generational traumas and healing thanks to the FateFortuneFic prompt.
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the simplest yes and the hardest no by FrazzledWriter
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
03 Aug 2022
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Prompt Fill: Someone decides Izzy is so high-strung because he just needs to get laid. They corner Izzy and start groping him but he’s not responding and bolts the first chance he gets. Stede hears about this and decides that everyone needs a little lesson on enthusiastic, informed consent. He teaches Izzy that it's okay to say no.
[Stizzy if you want to look sideways.]
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Hurt and angry, Ed uses the memory and scent of Stede to get himself off. Unfortunately, the unwanted object of his affections arrives at the worst time.
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The Revenge is overrun with mice and Stede sets out to find the highest quality pussy a Gentleman Pirate can afford.
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That one time the crew hired a 'Mouse Management Officer' and got far more than they ever expected.
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The most unlikely crew member comes to help in Jim's hour of need. Why did it have to be Izzy fucking Hands?