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    "But I would do anything to protect all of you. Horrible things, to be honest, as long as I could be sure you were all safe."

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    Housemaiden Mirabelle wouldn't have been the first person you killed for the King's wish, but she could've been the last. (Should've been. Would've been, if you were better at your job!) But a missed opportunity last month, a second's hesitation last week, a very stupid failure this morning, and now you're tied to a blinding tree in the middle of her party's camp with an injured leg.

    And... well... you're not stupid. The question here isn't whether they'll kill you or not. It's what they'll do to you first.

    You have information they could use, after all.

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    23 Jun 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 12

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    Jon has always heard a voice. That voice calls himself 'The Narrator'. Jon can't tell anyone that the Narrator exists, but he doesn't really care.

    Then another voice joins. Then another, and another, until he has twelve of them.

    (No knowledge of The Magnus Archives or Slay the Princess required!)

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    18 Jun 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 17

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    Loop finds themselves back in their timeline after having one final goodbye from Stardust. They wear the face of a person long since dead.

    In a fit of rage they decide to enact some well deserved catharsis before looping back to get on with the never ending show.

    Their cast, however, is acting odd.

     

    [Read the tags. I'm not joking or exaggerating. This is going to be a bunch of One-Shots all set in the same ISAT AU. Malum was co-created by my dear friend Lyrical]

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    11 Jun 2025

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    25 May 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 5

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    Gerard Keay, clad in a heavy leather jacket and fingerless gloves, marches his way out of his and his mother’s “house”, Pinhole Books. Another day of Leitner hunting as per his mother’s request.

    Except… something is different when he walks through the threshold. Sure, he wasn’t 100% certain it was sunny earlier when he looked out the window, but that wasn’t the only thing setting his alarms off. Something, clearly, very wrong. It all clicks when a familiar someone leaves from the same door he had thought to have come out of moments before; wearing a face he’s only seen in the few photos he could save from Mary’s hand.

    Gerard Keay is fooled into the past with the door of the Distortion. How will he react to meeting his father for practically the first time, considering he was five the last time they’d spoken. Now, after 17 years of being at Mary’s beck and call, he’s trapped in the past without anyone other than his pre-father father to look towards.
    (Not to mention the absurdly handsome artifact storage keeper who absolutely towers over Gerard’s 6’4” self ;])

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    18 May 2025

  6. Public Bookmark 92

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    When the panopticon falls, Jon manages to send his consciousness back in time. But when he opens his eyes, he finds that the body he is in is not his own.

    aka time travel fix-it but Jon accidently possesses Elias and has to try to save everyone while dealing with his friends' hate, mistrust and the occasional assassination attempt

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    18 May 2025

  7. Public Bookmark 53

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    When Jonathan was young, he was marked by his near death encounter with Mr Spider. The Web's plan was to craft him into an Archivist that would end the world and send the Fears of out of this world.

    However, this did not happen. The Web didn't account for Jon himself becoming more than marked and so he was... repurposed.

    (Jon has a terrible time. But that's pretty normal for him.)

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    18 May 2025

  8. Public Bookmark 9

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    After the events of In Stars and Time, Loop finds themself under another Favor Tree. Not knowing where or when they may be, Loop finds help from a friendly lightless cat to decipher their location and newfound purpose.

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    17 May 2025

  9. Public Bookmark 23

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    There is one person in HR at The Magnus Institute, and her name is Mabel Turner. And she is actively losing her mind. Fic is structured as her replies to HR complaints, and on occasion, the complaints.

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    16 May 2025

  10. Public Bookmark 20

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    In a mid-tier hotel in Thailand, Gertrude Robinson lay in the bathtub holding her newborn son. She realized, to her relief, that she could kill him if she needed to.

     

    “Hello Jonathan,” she told the child. Her voice cracked with exhaustion. “It’s all downhill from here.”

     

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    To protect herself from the web, Gertrude Robinson has a child.
    Jon grows up in a house where the books have no eyes.

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    15 May 2025

  11. Public Bookmark 2

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    The lonely leads Peter to a hidden seal skin that belongs to a selkie. Peter takes it, knowing the fear would be delectable when he threw it in the Lonely.

    But when he met the Jon himself, he found the selkie was eye aligned. He decides to give the skin to Elias, in exchange, the other stops looking over his ship so often, even if he couldn't see it, it still made him shudder.
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    Or Jon was to curious for his own good, shead his seal skin and went to explore a ship covered in fog, only to get his skin taken and left with a man with a weird eye obsession
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    Selkies- mythological creatures in Celtic and Norse folklore, known for their ability to shapeshift between seals and humans by shedding and replacing their seal skin. If a human gets their skin, that human is considered the selkies spouses

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    14 May 2025

  12. Public Bookmark 14

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    Inspired by @blackberreh-art on tumblr

    A strange cat appears in the archives. Jon is immediatly smitten and Elias says it's fine, but the assistants think something might be wrong with it...

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    14 May 2025

  13. Public Bookmark 14

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    Jon, fresh from the worm attack, gets to try again, travelling back to the past, just about a few weeks before recording his first statement on recorder. And then he gets another try. And another, and another.

    (Infinite Loop Project AU - not canon to the whole thing. Heavily inspired by 'Living in the Circular' by Skye_Star, so go check it out if you like DSMP!)

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    14 May 2025

  14. Public Bookmark 16

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    Siffrin’s tendencies to mutter throughout their journey don’t go unnoticed. Curiosity wins, and that’s how the Saviors find themselves making a wish together- a wish that quite literally rattles the heavens.

    Or: higher powers become directly involved in mortal affairs.

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    12 May 2025

  15. Public Bookmark 60

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    You’ve been hearing a strange voice, even from before you looped back. Turns out, the Universe said it’d be a good idea to give you a guide…who remembers absolutely nothing about itself.

    (Or: help arrives, but it isn’t living under the Favor Tree.)

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    12 May 2025

  16. Public Bookmark 13

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    Inspired by 'Sif is Out AU' by https://mari-lair.tumblr.com !!

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    12 May 2025

  17. Public Bookmark 59

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    Loop doesn't want to be found out, really. Nothing they want less. And they're confident that, if they play their cards right, it won't happen.

    So why does it bother them that Odile seemingly isn't even trying?

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    12 May 2025

  18. Public Bookmark 12

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    “So, did we do something from your culture, too? A bonding equivalent?” Isa asks.

    “Kind of? I got piercings for you, but you already had them, so…”

    Suddenly, the way your fingers fidget with each other looks interesting enough to stare at.

    “Should I go get my ears pierced again?” Isa tries to fill in the blank. You can practically hear the blush in his voice.

    “No, not like that. Not like a piercing. Like…”

    You knew where this was going from the start, but you still feel too embarrassed to say it out loud. Instead, you make sure Isa is looking at you. Once he is, you catch his gaze with yours, part your lips, and Craft your fangs out.

    “...Oh.

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    Years after the loops, Siffrin is reminded of a ritual by a pair of mismatched earrings.

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    12 May 2025

  19. Public Bookmark 11

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    Odile knows something is weird when she’s browsing the general store and notices that she can’t see Luckily, it seems to have been just a change in glasses and nothing else… but something weird is happening.

    AKA: I saw this tumblr post (https://www.tumblr.com/starsonablackboard/780793017291489280/i-need-people-to-remember-that-odile-is?source=share) a while back and “huh, that’s a good point there,” but I remembered it wrong and wrote the wrong point.

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    12 May 2025

  20. Public Bookmark 20

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    Siffrin has finally settled down to rest for the sake of their Craft Sickness, with the promise that their family will be staying together for a little while longer.

    So why is his Sadness still around?

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    10 May 2025

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