Gamael
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On Loan, *or* Just One of Many Uses For a Footstool by Gamael
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
12 Oct 2026
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In which Laszlo Cravensworth holds forth on fashion, footstools, and the Spanish language, amongst other topics.
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- Part 3 of All Vampires Are Perverts
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Part 2, sequel to "It Makes A Good Mixer"
AU, set a month or so after the events of part 1. Guillermo needs to talk to someone, but will Nandor listen?
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- Part 2 of All Vampires Are Perverts
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Nandor and Guillermo finally figure out their shit
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- Part 7 of Co-equal Partnership
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In the aftermath of Nandor's impulsive and aggressive assault, Guillermo is trying to heal, but some things have changed for him, and for his relationship with Nandor. While this is going on, current events intrude on a peaceful immigrant neighborhood, and Guillermo and the vampires attempt to do something about it.
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- Part 6 of Co-equal Partnership
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Guillermo has a long couple of nights, but he is a very good familiar.
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- Part 1 of All Vampires Are Perverts
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Executive Mentality by Interrobam for riskylatte
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
24 Jun 2025
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"Oh, no no," Nandor rushed to say, throwing his hands up as if to physically shield himself from the very notion of intercourse that transcended vanilla norms. "None, none of that stuff. I'm not into any of that, that weird stuff."
The frantic tone of his voice, the dry, thin laughter with which he followed this denial, the strained nonchalance of his expression-- these details all clearly conveyed to Guillermo that Nandor was in fact very very into 'that weird stuff,' but also in the deepest possible denial about that fact.
Nandor al Quolanudari might be the single most repressed client Guillermo de la Cruz has ever encountered. Fortunately for Nandor, Guillermo is pretty sure he can coax him out of his shell a little.
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12 Oct 2026
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"Ah, perhaps my Master believes that his slayer friends would not want to witness him bugger his pet abomination within an inch of it's afterlife?" Nandor asked, pouting and rolling his ass back against Guillermo's hips. There was an immediate outburst of assertions from their audience testifying that they would actually be very much in favor of watching such a display. Nandor grinned triumphantly, his eyes half-lidded in lazy satisfaction. Fucking brat.
"You're getting off on this," Guillermo grumbled.
"Can you blame me?” Nandor purred, now openly grinding against the slayer's lap. "You know how we vampires are-- all a bunch of sluts."
Once is a mistake. Twice is... a little bit more than that.
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- Part 2 of Slayers Made Them Do It
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Bookmarked by Gamael
12 Oct 2026
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When Nandor the Relentless was invited to the Crossroads Cafe ostensibly to meet the Guillermo de la Cruz-- professional vampire slayer, sex icon, and top earning human performer on OnlyFangs-- he was pretty sure he was being, as the youth say, cat-fisted. After all, what would a human like Guillermo want with a Vampire like him? His account had barely seven-thousand followers, a pittance compared to Guillermo's nearly eighty-thousand patrons.
But he decided to go anyway, just in case he's wrong.
Guillermo has a thriving career making porn targeted to Vampires. Nandor has a... fair to middling career doing roughly the same. Guillermo has a proposal.
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- Part 3 of Variations on an Alliance
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12 Oct 2026
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'...Now, Guillermo has his human so well trained that his praise is reward enough. Nandor craves it like a drug. He begs for it, degrades himself for it. And Guillermo, heartless as ever, takes pleasure in watching the pathetic human mewl for his attention. For his love.
Love. He’s fully aware of Nandor’s little human feelings for him. He’s heard him crying out through the ether in his sleep. Master, master! I love you I love you I love you. How stupid to fall in love with someone like Guillermo. How inevitable.'
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Guillermo is a vampire and Nandor is his human familiar.
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- Part 3 of Guillermo the Heartless
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10 Jun 2026
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In the aftermath of an attempt on Nandor's life, Guillermo accidentally learns about a rarely discussed part of vampire biology. Forced to convalesce in unlikely circumstances, he's just got to recover without activating any of Nandor's... other biological instincts.
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10 Jun 2026