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    "I feel,” Aziraphale begins, then immediately falters, hands starting up a familiar fidget. “I still feel as if.” He swallows unnecessarily, and then finally confesses, “It’s just that I still feel a tremendous deal of shame. Over. Over everything.”

    Crowley snorts, turning back to his newspaper in a last ditch effort to avoid wherever this is going. “I believe the kids are calling it ‘Catholic guilt’ these days, Angel.”

    Aziraphale’s face scrunches up with distaste. “We’re hardly Catholic, my dear.”

     

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    After everything, Crowley and Aziraphale attempt to mend the holes in their relationship. They go about it as haphazardly as they do everything else.

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    04 Sep 2023

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    “Those were tasteful nudes,” Aziraphale says sharply. Really, now. The rest he can just about tolerate, but this is getting quite silly. When he glances at Crowley, he finds him looking over at him in the besotted sort of way he tends to whenever Aziraphale is getting feisty. “Surely the Almighty would allow,” Aziraphale goes on, “or indeed encourage us to celebrate the glory of the design — ”

    “You have been using the Heavenly-issued telephones to send lewd photographs to one another?” Uriel interrupts. “The phones you were issued aren’t equipped with an image-taking function.”

    “Ah,” Aziraphale says.

    (Crowley says yes to Heaven. He and Aziraphale enjoy three fornication-filled weeks there before they’re banished for good.)

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    04 Sep 2023

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    The last thing that Crowley expects on the day Aziraphale goes to Heaven is to see Aziraphale again that night.

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    12 Aug 2023

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    Crowley and Aziraphale start a detective agency. Shenanigans ensue. Slowburn continues. Apparently, there is plot. I have some thoughts about Heaven, Hell, and humanism. There will be stupid jokes and a healthy sprinkling of angst.

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    30 Jan 2020

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    Village shenanigans AU where neighbours Aziraphale and Crowley are given the runaround by a particularly rude goose.

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    When Anthony J. Crowley moves to a pleasant English village, he expects to begin a peaceful life, gardening and minding his own business. He pretends not to notice his new neighbour, some flamboyant toff named Azira-something, who seems to do nothing but eat, and illustrate birds. But there’s a horrible goose on the loose, and it and its friends are causing a disturbing amount of havoc. Stealing shoes, squashing flowers, unlocking gates, tangling hosepipes... and sending Crowley out of the house with no clothes on in the middle of the night to borrow some underpants from the aforementioned neighbour. The entire population of Lower Tadfield is in uproar over these innocent-looking monsters. Something must be done! If Aziraphale and Crowley have to team up to defeat a gaggle of psychotic geese, so be it. And if they happen to like each other more than expected, so be that, too. What good is a peaceful life without a dear friend, anyhow?

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    12 Oct 2019