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Harry Potter is exhausted, haunted by the media, and somehow more socially anxious than ever. The war never came, but he’s still stuck in the middle of everything—The Chosen One, The Liar, The Symbol. He’s tired of being looked at. Tired of being looked through.
When eighth year begins, he flees to the Room of Requirement to escape it all. It’s quiet there. Safe. Until it isn’t—until Draco Malfoy shows up. They agree to ignore each other, which goes about as well as you’d expect.
Includes: magical shenanigans, a snake named Thistle, thestral babies, inappropriate uses of Parseltongue, cozy chaos, smutty smut and angsty angst, and two idiots falling in love.
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- 109,027
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- 25/25
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18 Aug 2026
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All Our Secrets Laid Bare by firethesound_HP_archive
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Feb 2014
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Over the six years Draco Malfoy has been an Auror, four of his partners have turned up dead. Harry Potter is assigned as his newest partner to investigate just what is going on.
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- English
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- 149,549
- Chapters:
- 16/16
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- 3,800
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11 Aug 2026
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Harry Vs. The Homo Sapiens Agenda by introvertedhufflepuff
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Love Simon (2018)
17 Mar 2023
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Harry Potter has a lovely life: loving family, amazing friends. But he has a secret. No one knows that he's gay. Well, no one but his anonymous pen pal "Dragon". What will happen when his emails are found by the wrong person?
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Simon Vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda but Drarry ;)
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- English
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- 59,265
- Chapters:
- 11/11
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- 2
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- 184
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- 349
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08 Aug 2026
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James Potter's sixth year starts off with a bang: a gossip column is released from an anonymous source, exposing startlingly accurate secrets of the student body. With the pressing matter of an investigation and continued issues being posted, everyone at Hogwarts is trying to discover the identity of this person and how they know the deepest secrets of every student. "And remember, if there’s anything you wish to know, Rumour has it."
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07 Aug 2026
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When Draco is sentenced to five years of house arrest, without magic, alone, the only person to visit him is Potter. But Draco’s beginning to doubt whether Potter is really there at all.
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- 1/1
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01 Aug 2026
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It all starts with the end.
Han Jisung (a clumsy chemistry student with a painful past) crosses paths with Lee Minho (better known as Venom, the new leader of the notorious Vipers) when two kilograms of Venom's cocaine are mistakenly delivered to Jisung's doorstep, then lost by Jisung himself, under circumstances the idiot cannot remember.
Minho accuses him of theft, giving Jisung a fourteen day deadline to either find and give back the cocaine, pay an impossible debt, or take the mysterious third option which, Jisung assumes, has to mean death.
In his desperate quest for a way out, Jisung stumbles through a waking nightmare: unexpected connections between Minho and people he thought he could trust, mysterious news articles, abandoned mansions, crime scenes, black-tie parties, chaebol gossip, mafia families, escaping gunfire on the back of Minho's motorcycle.
But every single path only leads him back to the night he lost the drugs, and to unanswerable questions:
What the hell happened to the two bricks of cocaine?
Why can’t he remember losing them?
What is Minho hiding?
And what does the bastard truly want from Jisung?
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- English
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- 285,625
- Chapters:
- 30/50
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01 Aug 2026
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From closer, it’s clear that Minho is about his age. He’s handsome— very much so— in an untouchable sort of way. Straight nose, sharp eyes, a defined cupid’s bow. He looks sculpted rather than born. Jisung might shrink under the weight of his presence if the situation were different.
Knowing that Minho is dying ruins the illusion of perfection.
Jisung answers an ad online reading: "I'm going to die, but there's a lot of things I haven't done yet that I don't want to do alone."
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01 Aug 2026
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Draco is hurting. Bad. He's wondering what the point is. When he is committed to a private dorm for a safety concern he is furious to learn that his new dorm mate is none other than Harry Potter. can Draco learn to love himself and maybe even someone else...?
I SUCK AT SUMMARIES I PROMISE ITS GOODBookmarked by GarlicbreadData
01 Aug 2026
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Remus makes a deal with a devil to cure his mother’s cancer—in exchange he has to do a certain amount of evil. Turns out he’s pretty useless at it, and the demon Sirius, sent to supervise him, eventually takes pity on him and goes against Hell's orders to help him out.
Written for Moony’s Midlife Crisis Fest 2025.
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01 Aug 2026
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I'd Feed You Figs Under the Olive Trees by MaltaAndThe7Cats
Fandoms: Night at the Museum (Movies)
15 Aug 2026
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Jed and Octy are best friends, right? And they're men right? And men do men things. Like fightin' each other, galvanizing through the museum and findin' trouble.
But when Octavius is havin' a little emotional breakdown after watchin' a rom-com he confesses that he's looking for more. He's lookin' for love.
Sure! That's understandable, he's a worthy fellow!
But that's not all. He's looking for . . . well . . . he's lookin' for a fella to be his spark.
So where does that leave Jed? What's he goin' to do if Octy finds himself another man?
Why he'd do just about anything to keep Oty by his side.
Anything.
Actually, uh, yeah, Jed's not sure just how far he'd go. He doesn't have this figured out yet. But damned if he isn't tryin'.
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Fellas, it is gay to not be gay but willing to date your best friend so you can keep him from dating other men?- Language:
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01 Aug 2026
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House of Cards: a situation or scheme build on a shaky foundation in danger of collapse, a plan built to fail...
Two years ago, Remus met Sirius Black in a record shop where he quickly charmed the pants off of him, literally. They had a perfect first date, a perfect night, and perfect sex. Everything was perfect, until the fantasy was ripped from Remus the very next morning. For the next two years they became sworn enemies. That is of course, until their best friends decide to get married and force them into the same room for their entire wedding week. Remus and Sirius decide to play along, and to get back at them they pretend to be in a relationship to prove to everyone how wrong it would be just to stop their nagging. It's the perfect plan, pretend to be together for an entire week in the South of France surrounded by all their best friends. What could go wrong?
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01 Aug 2026
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Octavius is a general. He became a general for the glory of Rome, unfortunately that is hard to do when his Rome is constrained to a magical diorama and its miniature inhabitants. And even harder when the irritating blonde cowboy next door hates him.
Both the senate and Jedediah's unionised workers agree that despite their differences it is in their best interest to join forces to unite the miniatures hall, leaving their leaders to have to bottle their mutual hatred for the good of their people.
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01 Aug 2026