General_Urist
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The Stalker's Prey by General_Urist for GrandLeviathan
Fandoms: 碧蓝航线 | Azur Lane (Video Game)
09 Dec 2023
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The mission to reclaim the Southport Naval Base from the horrible lustful monsters occupying it has gone totally wrong. Albacore once again finds herself bred by a sea monster- and this time the Stalker is set on keeping her trapped inside its body until its massive child is due. What will be the fate of this Gato-class submarine, trapped in an eldritch fleshy world with seemingly no other fate but that of an incubator?
A recursive fanfic of Grandleviathan's Mist 2: Rescue Operations.
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Gaston Gourmand and the Respawning Mutton by General_Urist
Fandoms: Hololive, Wild Kratts
10 Oct 2021
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In Japan, Gaston Gourmand finds the oddest ingredient: A sheep that looks like a human and can come back to life! And it promises to be a lure for more such odd animals. Now the close friends and fellow idols of Watame Tsunomaki must work to save the poor sheep from the Endangered Species Chef's clutches, while avoiding becoming ingredients themselves!
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The rare and elusive Blue Axolotl is a treasured prize, but Kanata Amane seems ever cursed with bad luck. As days on days breeding Axolotls without success erode her sanity, one of the salamanders takes a particular interest in the angel. Somewhat loopy, Kanata reciprocates- and learns that an old adage holds true in the quest to breed a Blue Uparupa: If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.
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(inspired by one of Marine's recent short videos)
An obsessive fan enters the virtual world by turning himself into a mouse cursor so that he can touch his favorite idol, Houshou Marine. Unfortunately for him, Senchou does not enjoy having her navel tickled non-stop and decides that if this scoundrel wants to her close to her, it can get REAL close.
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While on vacation, Kiara Takanashi has a beachside encounter with Gura Gawr.
Unfortunately for Kiara, the Atlantean shark hasn't eaten in a long time, and hunger has left her in a rather feral state of mind.
Unfortunately for Gura, having a phoenix respawn inside you causes some rather volcanic indigestion. Worse, Coco and Amelia are not pleased to be caught in the fallout.
Recent bookmarks
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A Comparison of the Composition of Asteroids and Dinosaurs: Towards A Better Understanding of Major Extinction Events by denisbloodnok, molybdomantic for Rosencrantz
Fandoms: Research Institute (Lego)
24 Dec 2014
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The latest research paper from the Lego Research Institute.
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Bookmarked by General_Urist
23 Sep 2025
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SCIENCE! Lego edition. Captures the fun and self-awareness of LEGO as I love it most!
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Upon seeing the Joker trying to hold a four year old hostage in Gotham Mall, Bruce does the logical thing. Which is to beat the shit out of him.
In public, out of costume.
Gotham reacts.
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Bookmarked by General_Urist
03 Aug 2025
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A Shark Behind The Wheel by ColossalImmaterial
Fandoms: Hololive (Virtual Streamers), Hololive, Holopro, holoMyth, Virtual Streamer Animated Characters
23 Oct 2022
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Ina is tasked with teaching Gura how to drive. And, oh boy, it’s a manual. Needless to say, it didn't go as planned.
The angry cultists also didn't really help to be fair.
Bookmarked by General_Urist
13 Jul 2025
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Starts as fluff, becomes a cool action scene with exploration of Gura and Ina's power
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The first expedition to North Korea has returned. The news is... bad.
I wrote this about ten-odd years ago on the FanFiction.net website. Enjoy.
Bookmarked by General_Urist
07 Jul 2025
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World War Z North Korea aftermath: captures it well, great tension.
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Operation: Easter Egg by DefaultBeep
Fandoms: Blue Archive (Video Game), Kirby (Video Games), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog (Cartoon), Hoshi no Kaabii | Kirby: Right Back at Ya!
01 Apr 2024
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The RABBIT Squad goes out on a high-priority mission, in order to retrieve a dangerous artifact that could threaten all of Kivotos.
Bookmarked by General_Urist
10 Jun 2025
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aosth Robotnik and right back at ya Dedede in Kivotos, what gun!