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要脸的人只能气死自己 by Diyamusou, Goatelastic

Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
04 May 2024
Tags
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Alastor/Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
- Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
- Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
- series of short stories
- Most of Them Are Ridiculous
- just some funny things
- Written by Two Authors
- Vox is Always Pathetic I Don't Know Why
- Strange Old Asexual Occurs
- When You Have A Friend You Always Get Something Strange and You Want To Write Them Down
Summary

RadioStatic

这是一系列Diyamusou和Goatelastic两个人讨论出的小短篇，主要是堆放写出来太短不写又有点可惜的小段子，多数内容都比较奇异搞笑

Language:

中文-普通话國語

Words:

4,351

Chapters:

3/?

Comments:

4

Kudos:

86

Bookmarks:

1

Hits:

1,409
狱歌搜索：杀人犯会在死后ED吗？ by Goatelastic

Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
30 Mar 2024
Tags
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- Alastor/Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
- Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
- Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
- Sexual Frustration
- Cannibalism
- Body Horror
- Anatomy
- Asexual Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
- Asexual Character
- Light Dom/sub
- Dubious? Sexual Dysfunction
- One-Sided Attraction
- Murder
- Eventually everyone got ED after dis
- Friendship
Summary

作为一个初出茅庐的无性恋，你善良的合作伙伴会帮忙判断你的性功能是否正常。
Ala←Vox不太色情喜剧，盟友时期过去捏造。

Language:

中文-普通话國語

Words:

6,155

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

2

Kudos:

49

Bookmarks:

9

Hits:

691
热销! 地狱热门 500 件抱抱宝贝毛绒 by Goatelastic

Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
25 Mar 2024
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Alastor/Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
- Valentino/Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
- Vox (Hazbin Hotel)
- Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)
- Velvette (Hazbin Hotel)
- Valentino (Hazbin Hotel)
- Light Dom/sub
- Light Angst
- Fluff
- One-Sided Attraction
- I mean Alastor was not even in the scenes
- Cursed Cat Alastor - Freeform
- Masturbation
- Regression
- Implied/Referenced Character Death
- Radiosatic
- Unrequited Love
- Stuffed Toys
Summary

Voxtek推出新产品线，谁也没想到事情会发展成这样
Ala←Vox，提及Vox/Val

Language:

中文-普通话國語

Words:

6,864

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

7

Kudos:

42

Bookmarks:

6

Hits:

828
鼹鼠母亲 by Goatelastic for Diyamusou

Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
24 Feb 2024
Tags
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- Astarion/Tav (Baldur's Gate)
- 塔夫/阿斯代伦
- Astarion (Baldur's Gate)
- Tav (Baldur's Gate)
- Light BDSM
- Fluff and Angst
- Light Dom/sub
- Self-Harm
- Vomiting
- light watersports
- Traumatized Astarion (Baldur's Gate)
- Femdom
- Power Exchange
- Tav is on the Asexuality Spectrum (Baldur's Gate)
- Sexual Frustration
- Past Sexual Abuse
- Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms
Summary

女性塔夫/超越伦，形态吊诡的GBG
塔夫希望你不要装高潮文学
是 @Diyamusou 的塔夫妹妹

Series
- Part 2 of 卷五:关于不死生物性功能障碍的治疗研究
Language:

中文-普通话國語

Words:

6,596

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

2

Kudos:

60

Bookmarks:

11

Hits:

1,494
金鱼汤 by Goatelastic for Diyamusou

Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
24 Jan 2024
Tags
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Astarion/Tav (Baldur's Gate)
- Astarion (Baldur's Gate)
- Tav (Baldur's Gate)
- Watersports
- Dubious Consent
- Desperation
- Desperation Play
- Orgasm Delay/Denial
- Light BDSM
- Mind Control
Summary

刚刚飞升的吸血鬼大王，忘记了一些重要的事情
to @Diyamusou 的塔夫妹/阿斯代伦

Language:

中文-普通话國語

Words:

15,507

Chapters:

3/3

Comments:

11

Kudos:

146

Bookmarks:

25

Hits:

3,286
♥纯爱恐怖秀♥ by Goatelastic

Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
05 Jan 2024
Tags
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- Major Character Death
- Rape/Non-Con
- Underage Sex
- Astarion/Tav (Baldur's Gate)
- Astarion/The Dark Urge (Baldur's Gate)
- Astarion (Baldur's Gate)/Original Female Character(s)
- Astarion (Baldur's Gate)
- Tav (Baldur's Gate)
- The Dark Urge (Baldur's Gate)
- Sexual Abuse
- Necrophilia
- Traumatized Astarion (Baldur's Gate)
- Body Horror
- Dubious Consent
- Self-Harm
- Blood and Torture
- Blood and Gore
- Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD
- Bestiality
- Underage Rape/Non-con
- Underage Drug Use
- Drug Use
- Suicidal Thoughts
- Suicide Attempt
- Astarion Needs a Hug (Baldur's Gate)
- Hurt Astarion (Baldur's Gate)
- Hurt/Comfort
- Hurt No Comfort
- Heavy Angst
- Whump
- Autism Dark Urge
- Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
- Amputation
- temporary disability
Summary

阿斯代伦中心大纲文/脑洞合集
预警见每章前，现包含：
1.低俗美高故事一则，15K，现Pa，美高知名性创伤婊子阿斯代伦，和ASD医学生邪念公路大逃亡
2.宠物坟场，10K，你们在卡扎多尔的城堡里发现了不该发现的东西，塔夫伦，水仙/ntr/G向恐怖
3.小蝙蝠色情，1K，邪念/塔夫伦，对小动物大不敬
4.The Shape of Himself，6K，水形物语AU邪念伦
随机更新，如果有生之年扩写了哪篇会把章节删了。

Language:

中文-普通话國語

Words:

28,943

Chapters:

4/?

Comments:

7

Kudos:

56

Bookmarks:

6

Hits:

1,481
一百年的祝福 by Goatelastic

Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
31 Dec 2023
Tags
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- Major Character Death
- Astarion (Baldur's Gate)/Original Male Character(s)
- Astarion & Cazador Szarr
- Astarion (Baldur's Gate)
- Cazador Szarr
- Original Male Character(s)
- 阿斯代伦
- Suicide Attempt
- Suicidal Thoughts
- Self-Harm
- Traumatized Astarion (Baldur's Gate)
- Hurt/Comfort
- Heavy Angst
- Attempt at love
- Dysfunctional Family
- Blood and Violence
- Hurt No Comfort
- Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
- 不建议看
- Assisted Suicide
Summary

在被转化100周年的纪念日上，吸血鬼衍体阿斯代伦决定去死

Language:

中文-普通话國語

Words:

10,281

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

17

Kudos:

61

Bookmarks:

10

Hits:

843
蓝胡子夫人 by Goatelastic

Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
25 Dec 2023
Tags
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- Astarion/Astarion (Baldur's Gate)
- Post-Astarion/Tav
- 阿斯代伦/阿斯代伦
- Astarion (Baldur's Gate)
- Implied/Referenced Self-Harm
- Love Story
- Light BDSM
- Self-Discovery
- Traumatized Astarion (Baldur's Gate)
- Fluff and Angst
- Slow Burn
- Self-Acceptance
- Self-Destruction
Summary

正典一个世纪之后，负伤的游荡者掉进了一座陌生的地堡
阿斯代伦水仙，Post主控伦，爱情童话一则
非常轻微的断肢元素，但不重要

Language:

中文-普通话國語

Words:

13,905

Chapters:

3/3

Comments:

14

Kudos:

50

Bookmarks:

10

Hits:

731
邪念想让你不要装高潮 by Goatelastic

Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
- Mature
- Rape/Non-Con
- M/M
- Complete Work
19 Dec 2023
Tags
- Rape/Non-Con
- 邪念/阿斯代伦
- Astarion/The Dark Urge (Baldur's Gate)
- Astarion (Baldur's Gate)
- The Dark Urge (Baldur's Gate)
- Dissociation
- Sexual Dysfunction
- Dubious Consent
- Traumatized Astarion (Baldur's Gate)
- Suicidal Thoughts
- Necrophilia
- Just some regular son of Bhaal
- And regular dissociated Astarion
- Praise Kink
- Light Dom/sub
- Subspace
Summary

相声小品，以及家庭友好的精神创伤
我流不死生物实为阳痿的设定

Series
- Part 1 of 卷五:关于不死生物性功能障碍的治疗研究
Language:

中文-普通话國語

Words:

16,519

Chapters:

2/2

Comments:

42

Kudos:

236

Bookmarks:

56

Hits:

3,862
橡皮人 by Goatelastic

Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
13 Dec 2023
Tags
- Rape/Non-Con
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- Major Character Death
- 塔夫/阿斯代伦
- Astarion/Tav (Baldur's Gate)
- Astarion (Baldur's Gate)
- Tav (Baldur's Gate)
- Self-Harm
- Non-Consensual Touching
- Traumatized Astarion (Baldur's Gate)
- Astariron-centric
- Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD
- Sex Addiction
- Sexual Dysfunction
- Body Horror
- Blood and Torture
- Unhealthy Relationships
- Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms
Summary

大纲文，蓝手指后续，wb实在发不出
塔夫/超越伦，pre后日谈

Series
- Part 2 of Under Their Eyes
Language:

中文-普通话國語

Words:

11,081

Chapters:

3/3

Comments:

7

Kudos:

43

Bookmarks:

2

Hits:

1,470
谋杀蓝手指 by Goatelastic

Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
09 Dec 2023
Tags
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- Major Character Death
- Rape/Non-Con
- Underage Sex
- 路人/阿斯代伦
- Astarion (Baldur's Gate)/Original Female Character(s)
- Astarion (Baldur's Gate)/Original Male Character(s)
- Astarion (Baldur's Gate)
- Dissociation
- Accidental Torturing
- Necrophilia
- Traumatized Astarion (Baldur's Gate)
- Dubious Consent
- Body Horror
- Amputation
- Amputation Kink
- Whump
- Hurt Astarion (Baldur's Gate)
- Misunderstandings
- 很难讲是抹布因为只是阿斯代伦在上班
- Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD
- Sensory Deprivation
- Post The Coffin Scene
- Claustrophobia
- Early Years of Cazador's Torture
- Young Astarion
- Blood and Torture
Summary

费伦恐怖故事一则，清新自然

Series
- Part 1 of Under Their Eyes
Language:

中文-普通话國語

Words:

12,315

Chapters:

2/2

Comments:

23

Kudos:

57

Bookmarks:

7

Hits:

1,548
老公的大体老师 by Goatelastic

Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
05 Dec 2023
Tags
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- Major Character Death
- Rape/Non-Con
- 邪念/阿斯代伦
- Astarion/The Dark Urge (Baldur's Gate)
- Astarion (Baldur's Gate)
- The Dark Urge (Baldur's Gate)
- Cannibalism
- Self-Harm
- Blood and Gore
- Vomiting
- Tutoring
- Dissociation
- Fluff and Angst
- Traumatized Astarion (Baldur's Gate)
- True Love
- Voluntary Vivisection
- Dubious Consent
- Sensory Deprivation
- Claustrophobia
- I promise its just cute
- Necrophilia
- Sexsomnia
- Depends on how you define dead
- Nobody is actually dead but just the vampire thing
- Body Horror
Summary

纯爱解剖学，相声小品

Language:

中文-普通话國語

Words:

9,602

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

11

Kudos:

79

Bookmarks:

16

Hits:

1,660
疼痛等级函数 by Goatelastic

Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
04 Dec 2023
Tags
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- Steve Rogers/Tony Stark
- Steve Rogers & Tony Stark
- Tony Stark
- Steve Rogers
- Pre-Slash
- Hurt/Comfort
- Sickfic
- Whump
- Slow Burn
- Bodyswap
- Hurt Tony Stark
- Hurt Steve Rogers
Summary

原题：论疼痛等级与时长上下行传递的函数曲线。
旧文搬运，盾铁无差。

Language:

中文-普通话國語

Words:

26,830

Chapters:

12/12

Comments:

1

Kudos:

14

Bookmarks:

1

Hits:

478
魔法师在后现代社会失业 by Goatelastic

Fandoms: Original Work
08 Dec 2022
Tags
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- Major Character Death
- Rape/Non-Con
- Underage Sex
- Mario Moreno
- Emery Lin
- Arpachshed
- Jennifer Durek
- it - Character
- Self-Harm
- Unhealthy Relationships
- Insanity
- Dissociation
- Dubious Consent
- Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
- Blood and Violence
- Whump
- Magic
- Sexual Harassment
- Sex Magic
- Sexual Abuse
Summary

汇总1些现代低魔社会OC设定

Language:

中文-普通话國語

Words:

8,554

Chapters:

4/?

Hits:

51
报告1 by Goatelastic

Fandoms: Original Work
07 Dec 2022
Tags
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- Rape/Non-Con
- it/Mario Moreno
- 人外邪神/原创角色
- Original Male Character(s)
- Mario Moreno
- it - Character
- GB
- Magic-Users
- Cultist
Summary

一篇没有脑沟草率补魔黄文，幼女外观邪神人外/邪神侵蚀缺德法师OC

Language:

中文-普通话國語

Words:

3,636

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

2

Kudos:

1

Bookmarks:

1

Hits:

272
气球 by Goatelastic

Fandoms: Marvel (Comics), Marvel 616, Iron Man (Comics)
30 Jun 2018
Tags
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- Major Character Death
- Steve Rogers & Tony Stark
- Tony Stark
- Depression
- Suicidal Thoughts
- Dark
- Post-Civil War
- Self-Hatred
- Extremis Tony Stark
Summary

616内战后小短文，企图模拟原作补丁
Depressive!Tony

Language:

中文-普通话國語

Words:

1,570

Chapters:

1/1

Kudos:

2

Hits:

32
一个家伙自称托尼（但是他并不想要） by Goatelastic

Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Comics), Marvel 616, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Iron Man (Comics)
04 Apr 2018
Tags
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- Tony Stark & Tony Stark
- Tony Stark
- Hurt/Comfort
- Whump
- Self-Esteem Issues
- Self-Hatred
- Fluff and Angst
Summary

616&MCU铁水仙小段子

Language:

中文-普通话國語

Words:

2,011

Chapters:

1/1

Kudos:

1

Hits:

84
#1000 ways to kill A Stark# by Goatelastic

Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Comics), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
25 Sep 2017
Tags
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- Major Character Death
- Pepper Potts/Tony Stark
- Tony Stark
- Jarvis (Iron Man movies)
- Obadiah Stane
- Pepper Potts
- James "Rhodey" Rhodes
- Hurt No Comfort
- Hurt Tony Stark
Summary

无情节，愿称之为一些诗

Language:

中文-普通话國語

Words:

1,019

Chapters:

9/?

Kudos:

1

Hits:

32
长 by Goatelastic

Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
05 Jun 2016
Tags
- Major Character Death
- Hatake Kakashi/Uchiha Obito
- 带卡无差
- 带卡带 - Relationship
- Hatake Kakashi
- Uchiha Obito
- Body Horror
- kindof
- Cute
- Fluff and Angst
Summary

无差，乔木科植物年际生长报告
obt轻微身体恐怖（可爱）

Language:

中文-普通话國語

Words:

3,341

Chapters:

1/1

Kudos:

5

Hits:

135
PM10 by Goatelastic

Fandoms: K (Anime)
01 Feb 2013
Tags
- Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
- Munakata Reishi/Suoh Mikoto
Summary

“你得回答它。”眼镜猫提醒。“这是第一步。”

Language:

中文-普通话國語

Words:

10,820

Chapters:

1/1

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1

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12

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要脸的人只能气死自己 by Diyamusou, Goatelastic

Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)

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狱歌搜索：杀人犯会在死后ED吗？ by Goatelastic

Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)

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热销! 地狱热门 500 件抱抱宝贝毛绒 by Goatelastic

Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)

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鼹鼠母亲 by Goatelastic for Diyamusou

Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)

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金鱼汤 by Goatelastic for Diyamusou

Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)

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♥纯爱恐怖秀♥ by Goatelastic

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一百年的祝福 by Goatelastic

Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)

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蓝胡子夫人 by Goatelastic

Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)

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邪念想让你不要装高潮 by Goatelastic

Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)

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Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies)

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Fandoms: Original Work

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Fandoms: Marvel (Comics), Marvel 616, Iron Man (Comics)

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Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Comics), Marvel 616, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Iron Man (Comics)

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