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no place like home by dirgewithoutmusic for Elennare
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Jul 2015
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When Petunia Dursley refused to take Harry in she forfeited his birthright protection, so Dumbledore took the baby to the safest place he knew: Hogwarts.
The applicable staff (mostly just… not Snape) took Harry in on a rotating schedule as he grew from baby to toddler to child. They traded extra credit for babysitting among the older students, and Harry grew up knowing a few dozen different laps that were safe and warm to nap in.
This was a Harry who grew up among books, among old transient walls and learned professors. They gave Binns night duty sometimes, and let him talk young Harry to sleep. This was a Harry whose world changed, on principle, daily. The stairs moved. The walls became doors. You had to keep your eyes open–you had to pay attention. So he did.
He grew up in a school. Knowledge was power, but knowledge was also joy. This was his sanctuary. There was magic in his world from birth.
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- Part 3 of boy with a scar
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- English
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- 13,193
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- 1/1
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- 57
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Bookmarked by GoddammitBuck
26 Nov 2018
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the kids who chose themselves by dirgewithoutmusic
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Jul 2015
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What if Voldemort went after Harry and Neville, and gave no one a chance to die for them? What if both Chosen Ones died as children?
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There was no prophesied boy, but there was still this--dozens of shadowed young faces refusing to run, even at the very end of the world. Dumbledore looked out at his chess pieces, pawns and queens; his children and his friends; his collateral damage. He had the beginnings of a plan swelling in his chest.It would take them decades to get their hands, quietly, on every Horcrux. Tom Riddle had to think they were secret. He had to think he was safe. It would take them almost decades, but one day he would be mortal again.
These dozens of faces--they were mortal now. Alastor Moody could feel mortality in the aches of old broken bones; Andromeda rewrote her own last name. Remus and Sirius felt empty, gaping holes in the seats around them, and they made crude, expansive, joyous toasts to friends' memories.
When Molly first reached over and held Arthur's hand, they knew this was something that could not last. That was why they held hands, held on, held tight.
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- Part 2 of boy with a scar
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- English
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- 9,714
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- 1/1
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- 17
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- 386
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Bookmarked by GoddammitBuck
26 Nov 2018
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"Harry, are we married?"
"Aren't we?"
Or, the five times they're practically married and the one time they're not (yet).
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"They think you paid me to be here," hisses Eggsy.
Harry stares at him. "I made your favorite dinner and I have to let your wretched beast sleep on the bed for a month," he says flatly.
"No, they think you paid me to be here," says Eggsy.
"My dear boy," says Harry, "do you think all these third wives married my classmates out of the purity of their affections?"
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- Part 1 of hartwin trash
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under my skin (tried so not to give in) by venvephe
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
15 Mar 2015
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This is a monumentally bad idea, Eggsy realizes, in the fraction of a second between reaching out and tugging at Harry’s tie and seeing his eyes briefly widen before their lips meet.
Or: snogging is a great distraction technique for hiding in plain sight from your enemies. It is decidedly not great for hiding your growing, uh, interest in your secret service colleague.
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“Oh come, John. Could be fun,” Mycroft taunts, accompanied by an eyebrow arch he’s gotten far too good at. “Besides, it’s not as if it’s your first time pretending to be a couple.”
Five months after John's world has fallen apart, Mycroft sends the consulting detective and his doctor on a case that neither is prepared for.
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- English
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- 55,235
- Chapters:
- 10/10
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- 1,530
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Bookmarked by GoddammitBuck
04 Aug 2018
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"What's the last thing you remember?"
"Impact."Bookmarked by GoddammitBuck
28 Jul 2018
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you are a paradigm by 1electricpirate
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Sherlock (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Jul 2012
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Sometimes, only sometimes, when Sherlock is very far away and absolutely guaranteed not to return for at least three hours, John sits on the sofa and lets the tea make itself.
In which John is (reluctantly) a wizard, Mycroft is (apparently) omniscient, and Sherlock is (surprisingly) oblivious.
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- Part 1 of More Things Than Are Dreamt Of
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- English
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- 10,013
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 28
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- 449
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- 16,243
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Bookmarked by GoddammitBuck
19 Jul 2018
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The British Government accidentally clones Sherlock Holmes. Which brings a baby to 221B Baker Street.
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- Part 1 of Nature & Nurture
- Language:
- English
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- 203,273
- Chapters:
- 57/57
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- 25
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- 10,277
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- 25,934
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Bookmarked by GoddammitBuck
08 Jul 2018
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Professor Malfoy's world is contained, controlled, and as solitary as he can make it, but when an act of petty revenge goes horribly awry, he and his trusty six-legged friend are thrown into Hogwarts life at the deep end and must learn to live, love and let go.
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- Part 1 of All Life is Yours to Miss
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- English
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- 114,741
- Chapters:
- 4/4
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- 1,452
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- 21,154
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- 508,718
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03 May 2018
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The Other Man out of Time by sara_holmes
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
24 Oct 2016
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Also known as Time Travelling Clint Wrecks the Universe.
Due to The Time Stone having a great day screwing around the fabric of reality, Clint finds a copy of himself thrown back into Normandy, 1944. Cue Clint 2.0 meeting Bucky Barnes, the Howling Commandos and a pretty different version of Steve.
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- English
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- 97,310
- Chapters:
- 11/11
- Collections:
- 3
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- 1,361
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Bookmarked by GoddammitBuck
23 Mar 2018
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“I never would have thought you had it in you,” Potter’s heated murmur against his jaw is dark and full of depraved promises. “I’ll give you this much, Malfoy, you sure know how to get a man’s attention.”
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- English
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- 7,679
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- 1/1
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- 397
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Bookmarked by GoddammitBuck
13 Mar 2018
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flesh and blood needs flesh and blood, and You're the one I need by RealityShowJunky
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Dec 2017
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In 1968, Azkaban State Penitentiary reported finding convict Sirius Black stabbed to death inside the prison hospital.
In 2003, Hogsmeade P.D. finds Sirius Black's fractured skeleton in an escape tunnel outside the prison.
Homicide detectives Nymphadora Tonks and Charlie Weasley now must try and crack two puzzles: how it's possible for a man to die twice, and more importantly—who wanted Sirius Black dead at all.
Bookmarked by GoddammitBuck
15 Feb 2018
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Exuberant, proud, genderfluid, cheerleader, self-described narcissist. All things to describe Sirius Black. It's a stark contrast from the self-imposed loner, Journalist, and Gender Studies major Remus Lupin who is thrown into Sirius' world after accepting a project for a class. When the two worlds collide, both lives are changed for the better.
Sirius leant forward a bit, meeting Remus’ eyes. “Are you asking if I go for cute boys in beanies and jumpers, Remus Lupin?”
Remus’ face went hot. “Er. No. I mean…er…”
Sirius laughed. “Find your chill, love. I’m joking.” He winked at Remus and sat back again.
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- English
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- 24,378
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- 3/3
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- 188
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- 4,791
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- 74,481
Bookmarked by GoddammitBuck
10 Feb 2018
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Sirius is in boarding school, Remus is in hospital, and they don't know each other until Sirius texts the wrong number.
- Language:
- English
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- 141,250
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- 14/14
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- 3,809
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- 47,322
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09 Feb 2018
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10 Jan 2018
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08 Jan 2018
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an act of easy mercy by magdaliny
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
27 Dec 2015
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By the time Bucky rounds the doorway into Steve's hospital room and sees Sam, flipping through a medical file with a thunderstruck expression, he's prepared himself for just about anything to greet him on the other side of that curtain.
What he's not prepared for is Steve saying, “Hey, Buck,” kind of sheepishly, and pushing all five-foot-four inches of himself a bit further up the bed.
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- English
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- 15,375
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 259
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- 4,712
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- 1,480
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- 50,198
Bookmarked by GoddammitBuck
06 Jan 2018
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(aka 'how to survive endless rebirth with your so-called soulmate')
Harry and Tom’s souls are tied together. Which is why they’re in this endless loop of rebirth.
At some point, they stopped caring and just started fucking with people.
(cracky humor with a hint of seriousness and plot, my specialty)
- Language:
- English
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- 73,621
- Chapters:
- 30/?
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- 124
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- 7,671
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- 49,774
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Bookmarked by GoddammitBuck
09 Dec 2017
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Harry sometimes wished that his life wasn’t quite so prone to turmoil. Some days it felt like he couldn’t even take a piss without throwing his entire future off-course. Or, you know, have a drunken shag in a public toilet. It’s more the principle of the thing, really.
- Language:
- English
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- 23,792
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 205
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- 7,620
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Bookmarked by GoddammitBuck
05 Aug 2017