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    “So let me get this straight,” Arthur said, folding his fingers together as the man in front him awkwardly shifted. “You are under the impression if you win the favor of my servant that you will then win my favor?” he asked and the nobleman shifted again.

    “Well, sire,” he said “That is the common consensus among… the chatter.”

    “The chatter,” Arthur repeated and his mind flashed to all the kindness Merlin had received from other nobles. Dear God.

    Or

    Merlin has all of Camelot (and neighboring kingdoms) wrapped around his finger and Arthur is beginning to resign himself to the fact his servant somehow has more power than he does.

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    18 Oct 2025

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    AO3 is great, but can it run Doom? Of course!!

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    17 Oct 2025

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    When Sam and Tucker receive a Code Red in the early morning, they run to intercept. What they find is a little stranger than they expected.

    TW: Spiders. They are nice... but still. Be careful.

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    05 Oct 2025

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    By the end of the week, Danny wasn’t sure what kind of asylum he’d crawled into.

    The butler tried to feed him. (He didn’t eat human food anymore. The man looked so sad when Danny refused the soup that Danny almost felt guilty.)

    Someone strung up crosses in the attic. (Danny ignored them. But when they brought up putting in Christmas lights? He hissed on instinct and nearly melted through the floorboards.)

    The angry sword kid tried to evict him again. Danny iced him into a snowdrift in the corner. (Not his fault if he kept coming back.)

    The insomniac came back with a stethoscope, for some reason. He pressed it against the casket lid and muttered about “no heartbeat.” Danny gave one loud, dramatic snore in response.

    All Danny wanted was one thing. Just one.

    Sleep.

    Was that so hard?

    Apparently, in this house, yes.

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    Danny just wanted a nap, but instead he got a nosy family and a stuffed bat named Steve.

    [Inspired by a tumbr post.]

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    16 Sep 2025

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    This is fine, everything is fine.

    Sure, Legend’s back in the Dark World, site of some minor boyhood (and bunnyhood) trauma, but he’s got a Moon Pearl, and so does Four, and Sky has the Master Sword. That’s three of them who don’t have to deal with the Dark World transformation curse!

    And okay, maybe he’ll have to explain all this a little bit, but he can just leave out that part about the shadows with Four’s face and sword who almost murdered him as an 11 year old. It’s not like it’ll come up.

    The odds of said 11 year old being anywhere around are probably super low too, right?

    Ignore the tags, everything is fine.

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    05 Sep 2025