7 Works by GoodQueenVold
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Middle School Faculty in Drag by GoodQueenVold
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings (Movies)
11 Feb 2017
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What happens when a twisted author combines clichéd stories, random humour, and illiterate nose loaves? Only insanity and the destruction of your brain cells. Not for the sane or anyone whose middle name is Beleg. (Sequel to High School Faculty in Drag.)
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High School Faculty in Drag by GoodQueenVold
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings (Movies), The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
11 Feb 2017
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What happens when you mix clichéd stories with random humour and twenty-three men named LaQuanda? The result is this weird fic. This is not the average story. Warning: extremely twisted.
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Lucius needs Draco to wed and has arranged Draco's marriage a certain bushy-haired someone. Who is she? Will Draco approve?
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- English
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- 457
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- Kudos:
- 6
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- 298
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You Don't Know What You Do to Me by GoodQueenVold
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
02 Mar 2015
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Tis your typical Houses of Healing drama written by an unskilled FaramirEowyn fangirl who has not read the books. Parody, of course... if I actually wrote like this, I'd have to set myself on fire.
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Rose remembers her one true love.
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- English
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- 1,141
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 7
- Hits:
- 513
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Fourteen Things that Always Happen to Faramir and Éowyn by GoodQueenVold
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
28 Dec 2014
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Tired of the old Farawyn cliches in fanfiction? Tired of songfics to idiotic songs, watching Éowyn sleep, Faramir angsting about fatherhood, and Denethor abusing Faramir for no reason? Behold as I mock everything that always happens to Faramir and Éowyn in terrible fanfiction.
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His Noiseless Passing By by GoodQueenVold
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
26 Jul 2014
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He recalls only the wind fluttering the sails of the last ship, beneath that high, high star, alone in the vastness of water. Drabbles and ficlets about Celeborn in the Fourth Age.