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    Ninety-five percent of the volumes on Codex Antiquaria's shelves were simply old, and little more than that, each waiting for one of the half-dozen people on Earth with a unique interest in the particular topic whose subject that work concerned.

    Not surprisingly, the remaining five percent – the grimoires, the spell-books, the alchemical field guides, the encyclopediae of magical artifacts – drew most of the paying customers.

    [Written for a long-overdue prompt for the Ficathon That Goes Into A Bar: Gabriel Agreste goes into a bar walks into a bookstore and meets...Barbara Gordon!]

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    Jacqueline Kirby goes into a bar visits a jail … and meets Ned Nickerson.

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    Death by drowning, Tommy Oliver reflected, was totally unfair.

    I'd always wondered how Tommy survived the aftermath of Dino Island blowing up (as we see in an early episode of Dino Thunder). And then the dice-rollers at the Ficathon That Goes Into A Bar handed me the answer....

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    Either the following material is an out-and-out forgery...or just possibly, Gilbert and Sullivan owe the central plot device of their last operetta to none other than Sherlock Holmes.

    (Which is to say, the story to which this summary is attached raises a hell of a lot more questions than it answers.)

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    If the poem had really been written to Lucas' car, then none of what had happened made any sense. Unless....

    Piece by piece, Nadira unravels the tangle of mixed signals and unintended consequences.

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    Even if one plan fails, the Master always has another waiting in the wings....

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    Puck would claim afterwards that he'd intended to out-Vogel Preston Vogel.

    Neither he nor Elisa ever mentioned the theory she'd floated much, much earlier....

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    Holmes and Watson are invited to an evening at the theater - only to find themselves guests at an unexpected celebration with an even more unexpected mystery behind it, and an even more unlikely performance as its featured climax.

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    Sometimes, even a Master of the Mystic Arts needs to call on others for assistance.

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    It may be more accurate to say that what follows was inspired by its title than it is to say that I wrote it for the "Insert Title Here" challenge. Then again, it may also be more accurate to say that this was written in collaboration with my dream-self. Or to put it another way...

    This is my brain on dreams.

    Confused yet? Not to worry - so am I.

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    Seattle's Pike Place Market is notable for a great many things, not least of them a certain giant bronze piggy bank named Rachel. So why is there a yakuza following the small girl who's admiring Rachel...and what are two of the most dangerous women on the West Coast going to do about it?

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    The astute reader may wonder why neither Watson nor his literary agent were ever brought to court by Professor Moriarty or his relations. The truly serious reader is likely to to ask the more intriguing question: given the sterling public reputation ascribed to the professor, and the care which Moriarty took to protect it, why would he, his heirs, or his business associates not take legal action against Watson and Conan Doyle?

    Some few of those devoted to the close study of Watson’s writings have deduced the answer. Insofar as I am aware, however, no one has ever satisfactorily explained who – or why – someone might have chosen to invent Moriarty in the first place.

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    Some career decisions are more life-changing than others....

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    In plain language, he was a Muppet. Except, of course, where there are Muppets one usually expects Muppeteers, and the Dr. Honeydew who’d just hopped off a stool behind a cluttered laboratory table to greet us landed on two perfectly ordinary feet (if you can use “ordinary” to describe plush feet wearing black rubber-soled sneakers) with no sticks, strings, or other Muppet manipulators in sight.

    “I should advise you,” the scientist said in a mild, apologetic voice, “that this is a secure area, and anyone attempting to enter secure areas here at Q-36 is subject to potential shrinking, rabbitizing, multiplication, spectrographic diffusion, gravitational flux…”

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    It's been almost half a century since Alfred Pennyworth, long-retired from British intelligence, has seen one of his oldest colleagues in spycraft. Now he's about to find out what she's been up to...and where.

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    The Sherlock Holmes of the mouse world has learned all he knows of detection and investigation at the feet of the Master himself. And then one evening in Baker Street, he and Dr. Dawson discover that they may not know Sherlock Holmes quite so well as they think.

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    "Tell me again," said the frog, "why we got such a good deal buying this theater."

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    It was almost refreshing when the hostess of the present banquet ran screaming into the dining room and straight into Owen's arms, gasping out an urgent cry for help between inarticulate wails.

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    Egyptology is one of those academic disciplines in which everyone inevitably knows everyone else. Sometimes this is a good thing...and sometimes, it makes one's life inordinately complicated.

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    An American visitor has an unusual experience at the tomb of a well-known detective from Chinese history.

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