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“No.” Abed had asserted. “Craig is Craig now.” He had shrugged. “Like Steve Urkel or Jessie Pinkman. A character that was supposed to be written out but stuck around because audiences love him.”Jeff had just sighed and said, “There are no audiences, Abed. Because this is real life.”
Abed had given Jeff a shrewd look. The kind he pulls out sometimes when he seems to know more than he’s saying but isn’t sure how to express it. After a moment of eye contact, Abed had shrugged carelessly. “I’m just saying that makes him a viable love interest now.”
Jeff struggles to imagine Season Seven but he's figuring it out.
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- Part 1 of Season 7
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My Disordered Road Always Led Straight Back into You by GreendaleHumanBeing
Fandoms: True Detective (TV 2014)
21 Nov 2024
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Their favorite habit since making a home together has been smoking weed in the sunroom at twilight. Marty hates how many cigarettes Rust smokes, even after cutting back. The taste is always sour on his tongue when they kiss. But he’s been respectful of the fact that tobacco and nicotine are nowhere near as bad as the alcohol and the harder shit Crash was into. Besides, the number of cigs diminished compared to what he could put away in the front seat in ’95. Marty doesn’t keep alcohol in the house anymore, thinks both of their livers are penning them thank you letters for being spared cirrhosis. Rust was lucky to dry out in a coma and is doing his damnedest to stay off that particular wagon, so the smoke takes some of the edge off.
Marty spirals upwards
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We Have a Great Wanting in Common by GreendaleHumanBeing
Fandoms: True Detective (TV 2014)
29 Oct 2024
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Audrey doesn’t know how she ended up here—face throbbing, upper body bent over the steering wheel of her beat-up Honda in the driveway of her estranged father’s tiny rancher. She throws the burner phone back into her messy pile of clothes, heart is still pounding. The sweat covering her hands is now smeared all over the steering wheel and mixed with dried blood from her previously weeping wound. The inside of the car smells like copper and black ice air freshener.
Audrey breaks the flat circle.
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EMERGENCY PRESS CONFERENCE IS SUGGESTIVE BUT UNSURPRISING
Greendale Gossip and Technology Daily
Grogu Michelle, Journalism Major, Gay Law MinorAnother day at Greendale, another campus-wide email leak. In a failed but adorable effort to get ahead of our brave, dedicated student journalists, Dean Pelton held a press conference for the first time in over a week to address the content of his emails. To no one’s surprise, he had a frowning Professor Winger shoulder-to-top-of-head with him at the podium. The pair of them standing erect at the podium had everyone in the crowd imagining them together somewhere less vertical.
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- Part 2 of Season 7
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How Does My Body Look in This Light? by GreendaleHumanBeing
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
27 Aug 2021
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Eddie (01:35 AM): inside of me there are two wolves
Eddie (01:35 AM): they both hate youRichie (01:47 AM): ✂️✂️
The classic Sapphic tale of Girl Meets Girl in a Medical Marijuana Dispensary.
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Long before you came Love was never the subject by GreendaleHumanBeing
Fandom True Detective (TV 2014)
22 Nov 2024
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There was a comfort in the consistency of Chris’s Friday night after-work routine. The first step he took into his favourite bar, the one with the heavy scent of tobacco in the air, with Jill pouring drinks and Claire nagging in his ear, he felt his problems melt away.
Consistency.
But not tonight. He paused on his second step as the old wooden door to the bar swung shut behind him. Not tonight, because tonight there was a man sitting on his bar stool, nursing his drink like he was ready to cry into it.
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26 Apr 2026
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Chris and Leon find themselves within the confines of a motel room; a situation they’re all too familiar with.
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24 Apr 2026
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Not for the first time, Leon couldn't help but curse his soft heart. Couldn't help but be disappointed for once again letting himself be manipulated by the silly, childish crush that wouldn't leave him alone.
But Chris Redfield's stupid voice, big heart, and friendly nature would always be Leon's downfall. No matter how much he tried to stop himself from giving in to it.
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21 Apr 2026
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Chris fished a crumpled pack from his pocket, tapping a cigarette loose. The rasp of his lighter broke the silence, flame catching the angles of his face before he inhaled.
Smoke curled lazy from his lips. The blonde’s eye twitched. “What do you think you're doing?”
“Smoking,” Chris said, a cloud bubbling from his mouth around the word.
Leon looked down at the shaped tinfoil on his coffee table, a makeshift ashtray that already had two cigarette butts in it.
Little fucker.
"In my apartment?"
After the events of Requiem, Leon comes home to his 'wife'.
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20 Apr 2026
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Collection of one-shots (liar-liar pants on fire), aka my attempt at using the end of Requiem to figure out what the Redfield-Kennedy household might have been up to between Village and Requiem, while also making them dads to all the blond snarky little shits.
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19 Apr 2026