14 Works by HHHHHHHHmm
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All the Normal Non-Criminal Things by HHHHHHHHmm
Fandoms: 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed, Magic Kaito
11 Apr 2026
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Ordinary civilian Kuroba Kaito is a successful actor with no criminal history whatsoever. He does normal law-abiding things and does not act suspicious whatsoever.
In fact, he loves and respects the law so much that his best friends are all police officers, lawyers and detectives!
In fact, in fact, he loves his detectives so much that ever since the Kaitou Kid retired, he's been willing to step up and entertain them in the thief's place!
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The Unscientific Method by HHHHHHHHmm
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)
10 Aug 2025
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Subject: Meisho Doto
H: 164 W: — C: Bay
3 Sizes: [Redacted] *Tachyon that’s seriously creepy why are you looking at her so much?*
Biometrics:
Racing: HB-Table.1.1 BP-Table.1.1 BP-Table.2.1 CCA-HM-T-Chart
Resting: HB-Table.1.2 BP-Table.1.2 BP-Table.2.2 CCA-HM-T-Chart
Sleeping: [Redacted] *Tachyon what the fuck*Background:
Notably, the subject’s performance records stand in contrast to their demeanor and assessment of themself. This seems to be a deviation from typical Uma’s dedications and natural inclinations to run, especially with the performance record the subject holds.
Their performance finds consistency, however with the appearance of subject 2, (T.M. Opera O). Certain facets of the subject make an appearance, specifically in the presence of, or under the observation of, subject 2. Examples consist of—[Redacted] *They did NOT do that*
The race-rest ratio fascinatingly increases to an exponential degree.Hypothesis:
Needs further observation of subject. Pocket-kun, if you’re so occupied by my choice of subject, perhaps you can make yourself useful instead of sabotaging my notes? -
Another Day and Another Day and Another Day, still... by HHHHHHHHmm
Fandoms: Zenless Zone Zero (Video Game)
14 Jun 2025
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Lighter Lorenz has been fighting all his life. He wakes up, he fights. He eats, he fights. He can’t sleep, theres still another fight.
Sometimes, if he’s injured enough, or his patrons take pity on him, he’ll be sent to a hospital to lick his own wounds. Sometimes he’d wish for them to let him die.
Then one day, he meets someone new.
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Asaba Harumasa’s Very Straight, Not At All Gay, Extremely Heterosexual Summer Camp Experience by HHHHHHHHmm
Fandoms: Zenless Zone Zero (Video Game)
27 May 2025
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“I’m straight.” He says to a profound silence that stretches for minutes, “Guys, I’m not gay!”
It’s Miyabi that breaks the silence first, her usually stoic face scrunched up like she’s processing something particularly difficult. “You’re… not…?”
Then, Soukaku raises her hand to ask a very important question. “If you like women that much, name five of them!”
“Easy!” Harumasa declares. It’s not at all a good litmus test, but if it will get his team off his back,“Miyabi, Tsukishiro, Soukaku, and, uh, Belle!”
“… Where’s the fifth one, Asaba?” Yanagi prompts.
“Hold on,” Harumasa says, hand on his chin in deep concentration, “I’m thinking.”
The eldest of them sighs and moves to dislodge Harumasa from his cramped position. She takes his hands in hers and looks him in the eyes, then gently, as if trying to calm a lost child she says, “Asaba, I think you might like men.”
Harumasa Asaba is a straight man and if he needs to kiss every guy in his school to prove it then by god he will.
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Lights between my fingers, forever out of grasp by HHHHHHHHmm
Fandoms: Zenless Zone Zero (Video Game)
15 Apr 2025
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Kirishima pushes the boy’s head down. It fits perfectly in his palm. The doctor hums in approval, tells him to hold the boy still, not by the neck, a little lower, you want him steady, not to choke him. He finds the extraction point, it’s scabbed over, but it’s healed enough to allow another extraction. The Doctor guides his hand into the proper angle and they begin.
Harumasa doesn’t make a sound as he forces the needle in, but Kirishima can feel how he trembles against his free hand. 'So this is what it feels like', he thinks, a little giddy, 'What a good child.'
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Archeology for Dummies: Chasing Whispers in a Foreign Land by HHHHHHHHmm
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
20 Jan 2025
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Zhongli, a fresh faced archeology graduate of Liyue National University has a bright future ahead of him. He’s racked up numerous achievements and public appearances in spite of his youth for his immeasurable knowledge of Liyue’s history. Many agencies had their eye on him, hoping to snatch him up as soon he graduates.
Unfortunately they will all have to wait. Why? Because an obscure deity in a remote fishing village in Snezhnaya has caught Zhongli’s attention.
And hyperfixation could be a terrible terrible thing…
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So apparently, desires transfer over in the rebirthing process by HHHHHHHHmm
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
18 Feb 2024
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Skin to skin like this, Dan Heng basked in his lover’s warmth. He pressed kisses to Ying Xing’s jaw, the slight touch electrifying, addicting. He presses in harder.
“A-Feng… ah-!”
Ying Xing cries out his name, his voice low, raspier than usual. It’s driving Dan Heng insane. Kisses turn to bites, his hands roam over his love’s muscled chest.
“A-Feng… A-Feng…”
“Dan. Heng.”
Dan Heng does not even notice the name until a firm grip pulls him away by his hair. He blinks blearily only to be met with blazing red eyes instead of the violet ones he expects.
“What the fuck are you doing.” Blade, who is very much not Ying Xing, asks. Dan Heng blinks again. Was he real? His eyes fall to where his hand is sunk into the pillowy softness of Blade’s Chest.
He squeezes.
“Dan. Heng.” Blade’s eyes narrow, the promise of violence in his tone.
Ah. Dan Heng is going to die. Again. And its all Dan Feng’s fault. Again.
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For all the time we lost, for the memories we never got to share by HHHHHHHHmm
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
19 Nov 2023
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Guizhong had once envisioned a time like this. The two of their souls tucked away into the memory of dust, sewn together for the rest of eternity, but she soon came to realise what a hopeless dream that was. She cast it away, chasing the present. She never thought it would end this way.
Now that she and Morax were living within the catalyst, she could see it for how it truly was. She had trapped them both in an empty white cage. Their stay was ephemeral and immortal, souls flickering in and out of existence. Even so, she could see the way erosion began to tear away at him.
This was not a sanctuary. This was a prison of her own making, where she was forced to watch her best friend crumble away without reprieve. To halt his erosion, a change must be made…
It is a shame then, that since she’s been trapped in the catalyst, the Teyvat around them has changed beyond mortal measure. Her first breath of tangible air would be accompanied by the scent of sky and snow.
Blood and war.
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“Marriage?! M-Mister Zhongli is considering m-m-marriage?!?” All at once Tartaglia is flooded with a myriad of images. Dark brown hair swathed with a gossamer veil, white cloth hugging a tapered waist and golden embroidery crawling up long, svelte limbs.
His thoughts are halted when his mother clears her throat. Her eyes are colder, more severe than ever as she delivers the words that had floored him.
“No. It’s quite the opposite actually.”
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I pledge myself to your people, and to you (Maybe, I think) by HHHHHHHHmm
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
07 Aug 2023
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The only child to Liyue’s royalty has had their gender carefully obfuscated. Their fearsome martial and military achievements suggest they were a prince, but when the truth comes to light, Princess Morax must face reality and find a husband to rule Liyue.
From Snezhnaya who sees no benefit in alliance with Liyue, comes one suitor from the Royal family…
“I come all the way to this sweltering country to fight the renown morax… and she’s not even allowed to fight?!?!”
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Now all of Snezhnaya knows you’re fucking by HHHHHHHHmm
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
19 Jul 2023
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In an attempt to bring her harbingers together. The Tsaritsa suggests they celebrate each other’s birthdays. Though they are her loyal soldiers, friendship cannot be cultivated over night and they struggle to properly show their appreciation for each other. Not like they actually want to.
On Childe Tartaglia Ajax’s birthday, his colleagues leave a very sexy, very naked, tied up God in his room.
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The Snezhnayan secret service acts for Snezhnaya and her queen, and those who sit at the very top go a step further… The Fatui Undercover Corps makes up the very best of her majesty’s agents. Their duties extend beyond their borders, beyond the law, all for the glory of Snezhnaya.
Ajax Rybakov, codename Tartaglia, has just been assigned a new mission. The roots of a dark influence has been creeping around the borders of glorious Snezhnaya. Whispers of worship to heretical old gods sit still in the background of wintry skies.
Ajax is to find and dispose of these cultists and their black ideology, starting from the murder of his beloved, Long Zhongli.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,516
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 16
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Don Quixote and the missing computer (and also the looming deadline ahead but she never thinks about that) by HHHHHHHHmm
Fandoms: Limbus Company (Video Game)
25 Apr 2023
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“Dear friend, I have come to you with a conundrum. You see, good Sinclair, I have found my laptop to be pilfered!”
“It isn’t in my microwave.”
“Quite evidently, dear friend. A microwave is no place for a laptop to be, even the most hapless of thieves would know that. Nay, what I wish to ask you, is if you had had an inkling as to where it may be?”
“It’s not in my microwave.”
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The vision Kromer sees of the future isn’t quite what she expects. She very much expected her dear Sinclair to be a part of her future, she would make sure it was so, but not like this. Instead of the white pressed uniform of Nagel und Hammer, he wore a heavy black jacket. Behind him, pulling his strings was not her, but one of those filthy abominations. Now, she couldn’t just let that slide.
or, instead of seeing N-Corp Sinclair in her future vision, Kromer sees Limbus Sinclair and deviates so hard from cannon she joins Limbus in his place.