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    “Roz bro… What DO you tell your husband?” Troy squirted Ilya with the water from the bottle he was holding, “It’s like a new tradition that Shane just never knows what the hell we’re talking about.”

    “I’m sorry, okay!” Ilya threw up his hands. “I’m too busy loving my husband instead of talking to him… if you know what I mean.” He winked.

    “Oh, gross”
    “Shut up Rozy!”
    “BOOOOO!!!!”

    3 gloves flew in Ilya’s direction.

    Or 5 Ottawa Centaurs' traditions that Ilya forgets to tell Shane about +1 that Shane forgets to tell Ilya about (and how Shane ends up loving being a Centaur)

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    26 Mar 2026

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    How social media reacts to Shane and Ilya’s attempts at a soft launch a.k.a. @realhollanov being the only one to pick up what they’re putting down and going insane because of it.

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    5 times Shane and Ilya soft launched and the one time they hard launched (and the internet’s reactions)

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    26 Mar 2026

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    Oh, alright, cool.

    Cool, cool, cool. Neat.

    That is a photograph of Eddie Diaz's dick.

    It's just there. On the screen. In his hand. In high resolution. His best friend’s dick is in his hand. Well, wait — the photo. The photo of the penis is in his hand. Eddie’s dick isn’t in his hand. That would be absurd.

    It’s just a penis. Buck has one of those.

    So does Eddie, apparently and it’s… Buck has seen it, absorbed it, and every thought he's ever had has been replaced by a high-pitched tone and the image in front of him, which is — and this is the last coherent observation he'll produce for the foreseeable future —

    Big.

    Genuinely, impressively big.

    Buck closes out of the photo and locks the phone so hard he's surprised it doesn't crack in half.

    "Maddie say anything?" Eddie asks.

    "Yep," Buck squeaks. Like a mouse. A giant, shocked mouse that has just seen its best friend’s erect dick.

    "You okay?"

    "Great. Y-yep. So great. I-I'm just really— the sunset was really— it's very— yep."

    "It’s yep?"

    "Uh-huh. Very yep."

    Or,
    Stumbling upon your straight best friends' nudes is fine. Buck is fine. Everything is fine.

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    19 Mar 2026

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    Merlin gets hit with a spell meant for Arthur. The only way to dispel it is by discovering and partaking in all of his kinks.

    Arthur insists on being the one to help Merlin. Let the chaos and smut begin~

     

    There's plot, I swear.
     

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    11 Nov 2025

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    With a beta for a manservant there is no reason Arthur would have to worry about his pheromones giving away his true emotions.

    Except, Merlin isn’t a beta.

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    Merlin slowly loses his mind as he scrambles for flimsy excuses to explain why Arthur’s scent is growing hopelessly besotted.

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    08 Nov 2025