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“Fuck—Jungkook? Are you alright?” Bright bathroom light spilled into the shower as the curtain was practically torn down.
And there, hunched over on his knees in the shower, with the shampoo bottle fallen from the edge of the tub, was Jungkook.
With his dick plastered to his stomach. And four fingers up his ass.
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21 Feb 2022
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Corporate Relationship Disclosure Form -- Human Resource Coordinator: Jung Hoseok
Section to be completed by Employees Involved:
Names: Min Yoongi, Kim Seokjin
Job Titles: Chief Accountant Supreme, Professional Wet Blanket
Nature of Relationship:Friends with BenefitsSex Enemies
Length of Relationship: 4 minutesPlease Describe Jin's Dick:Shut up Hoseok I see you nasty fucker, you just added this fucking question to the form you didn’t even make sure the font was the same as the original you better hold on to your goddamn cat because I’m coming for you as soon as I’m finished getting- oh fucking hell.- Language:
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17 Jan 2022
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Taehyung smirks slowly, “Are you gonna leave him to me or are you staying with us?”
“Oh, I’m staying,” Namjoon answers calmly, smiling too.
Pounding. Yoongi’s heart. He’s getting turned on. Just from getting a glimpse of them like that. He feels like prey. When they turn back to him, he gulps.
“So,” Namjoon says, his hand sliding down to the small of Yoongi’s back and pausing there. “What did you imagine us doing?”
This fic is being translated to Italian, Russian and German <3
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11 Jan 2022
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No kissing. No scenting. No feelings.
The rules were simple but rules were made to be broken and Jungkook's heart was breaking the most important one of all.
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05 Jan 2022
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04 Apr 2021
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When Namjoon wakes up in the morning, the first coherent thought he has is “hot.” His second is “wet.” He sweat through his clothes in his sleep, so much so that it’s soaked into the sheets, blanket spared only because he’d apparently thrown it on the ground in the middle of the night.
It’s probably fine though, right? He’d obviously had some kind of sexually charged dream and he just needs to...deal with himself, and that’ll be it. Surely.
or; Namjoon's suppressants quit working unexpectedly, sending him into pre-heat.
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- Part 1 of damp.
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04 Apr 2021
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“What do you mean…” Yoongi’s voice is weak, so he swallows one more time before trying again. “Explain what you mean by ‘I can watch’… because I have a feeling we might be misunderstanding one another.”
Jeongguk peeks through his fingers, then, probably seeing Yoongi’s carefully controlled calm expression, he removes his hands from his face completely, laying them on his thighs instead.
“I don’t mean that I wanna watch you jerk off,” Jeongguk says quietly.
“What do you mean?” Yoongi asks steadily.
Translations: Vietnamese, Russian, Korean, Italian, and Portuguese on wattpad and ao3 <3
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- Part 9 of Catalyst (BTS smut one-shots)
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29 Nov 2020
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“So, you know, just out of curiosity…” The silence stretches for a couple of seconds. None of them says a word, waiting for Jeongguk to continue. “Are you two like, together?”
Taehyung raises one eyebrow. “Together?”
“You know”, Jeongguk says, avoiding eye contact. “Like, a couple”.
Yoongi and Taehyung exchange a brief look. "Yeah, we are, but we don't mind sharing".
"We don't mind at all".
[or: Yoongi and Taehyung want to ruin their coach Jeongguk, and Jeongguk lets them]
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- Part 1 of caught in between
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28 Nov 2020
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In need of money to pay for college, adamantly Straight™ Jeon Jungkook decides to take advantage of the internet and open his own OnlyFans.
Or, Taehyung gives Jungkook a gay awakening and buys him stockings.
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- Part 1 of I Like It! series
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15 Nov 2020
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“so, um… i kind of want you to top me. and like, soft dom me. and- and i’ve been thinking about it, and if you’re okay with it i kinda want you to peg me too,” he mumbles hurriedly, cheeks coloring as his eyes flit away.
at first namjoo looks patiently unimpressed (in a kind way), but her eyebrows skyrocket at the mention of the last request.
“damn, guk, how long have you been holding onto that? someone’s been a horny little brat without me huh?”
(or: jungkook just wants to get pegged by the love of his life.)note: now updated with chapter 2 as the non-lapslock version!
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18 Jun 2020
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26 May 2020
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On his birthday, Namjoon gets stuck in a time-loop. At the end of every week, the world resets back to his birthday. Or so he says.
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26 May 2020
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the red stays on your lips (clean ‘em off with my lips, my baby) by Anonymous
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
24 May 2020
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“show me how you fuck yourself,” namjoo elaborated as if yoonji had simply been too slow to catch her meaning the first time. “maybe you just need me to teach you how to do it right.”
“no!” yoonji protested. “i’m not showing you my pussy! are you drunk?”
“why not?” namjoo demanded, a whine caught in her throat, like a child being denied her favourite toy. “i’ve seen you naked so many times before.”
“not with my legs spread, you haven’t,” yoonji said, scandalized. “besides, you’re a lesbian. i don’t want you to see me naked and get turned on during what is supposed to be an educational experience, apparently.”
namjoo rolled her eyes. “fine,” she said, just a little bratty. “you can see me fuck myself. you’re a hetty, right? so you shouldn’t get turned on if i showed you my pussy and our ‘experience’ can remain educational.”
[ or, the one in which yoonji goes on a journey to discover masturbation, but ends up discovering homosexuality
insteadas well. ]Series
- Part 1 of lesbeans :)
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24 May 2020
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Whenever people see Namjoon and Yoongi together, they usually have two thoughts about the couple.
First: They are so different from each other. Namjoon is tall, sharp facial lines, hair always combed back and exposing his forehead. You’ll always see him wearing a tailored suit and walking with his chin high. Then there’s Yoongi. Yoongi is small. His facial features soft and his hair often a fluffy mess. He’s always wearing his pastel, oversized shirts, making sure his hands are covered by the long sleeves.
The second thought is: Namjoon is the top and the dominating one in the relationship, while Yoongi is the bottom and the submissive one.
They couldn’t be more wrong.
Little did they know that the tall, daddy-looking Kim Namjoon got stuffed good by the small, cute Min Yoongi’s thick cock and dominated until he started begging. Sometimes even further than that.
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15 May 2020
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The series about Jungkook losing his virginity to Namjoon and them finding love somewhere in the middle.
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29 Apr 2020
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deep in our bones (i know you) by ninefives (vmxns), vmxns for sevensouls
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
24 Apr 2020
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Jimin and Taehyung test the waters of their friendship until they’re drowning in it.
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24 Apr 2020
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can't get it up without you by Curionenene for fanficloverme96, tangowithsuga
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
14 Jan 2019
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“Actually,” Seokjin speaks up then, because it looks like Yoongi's friends are having a hard time believing him. “I think the most dramatic one was when we literally tried to migrate to escape each other, but our planes went down, and we both drifted to the same deserted island.”
Now even Taehyung looks incredulous. “You're kidding.”
“No. We ended up fucking just so we could hasten the process and go onto the next life. Because the mosquitos there? Worse than death.”
“Wait…” Jimin says slowly. “You mean you actually die?”
~*~
(Or: Yoongi and Seokjin are soulmates. They hate each other.)
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19 Apr 2020
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Jimin liked performing.
He liked to put on a show, because he liked when people watched him.
Jimin also liked fucking Jungkook.
He was good at it. He knew he was good at it. So it was no surprise when his two favorite things somewhat collided together, and now Jimin really liked when people watched him be good at fucking Jungkook.
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11 Apr 2020
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we can sugarcoat the taste by jungkooksxo (thugboyfriendnagisa)
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
08 Apr 2020
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"Jungah is such a sweetheart...Except Soojin went and ruined the sweet, fluffy, cotton candy image he had of Jungah in one foul swoop."
Namjoon and Soojin contemplate how to get Jungah to join their relationship. Jungah tries not to be a bisexual disaster and fails.
takes place after 'a sweeter place'.
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- Part 2 of french kiss my worries all away
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09 Apr 2020
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It’s three thirty-three am and Jimin is whining at a picture of Namjoon. Jungkook is annoyed at how it almost instantly kills the previous pleasant buzz he was feeling from the beers they shared. Fifteen minutes later, both of their crushes on Namjoon are out in the open and Jungkook is maybe, just maybe, a little jealous. But he doesn’t really know who he is jealous of and it makes him irritated and a bit petty. Soon, he is riling Jimin up and making him imagine all the things that Namjoon could do to him. What Jungkook doesn’t expect is for Jimin to ask him what else?, pure ravenous mischief spreading to the corners of his full lips and flashing teasingly in the white of his teeth. A challenge flickering invitingly in Jimin’s eyes and, for all Jungkook has learned throughout his life, he has never really learned how to say no to one.
When it's six am and the sun is starting to rise, Jungkook’s head is resting on Jimin’s chest and there are fingers threading softly through his damp hair. It’s all really, really fine. Except for the fact that Jungkook really doesn’t know how he and Jimin will be able to face Namjoon after this.
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07 Apr 2020