HatingPeopleIsExhuasting



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    “And who are you, again?”

    “Fushiguro Megumi, special inspector,” the man said sharply. “Do you realize how stupid you all were? You could have been killed. Do what you’re told next time.”

    “People were killed,” Yuji said and gestured to the swaying ceiling above them. “If anyone else was going to die, it would have been while we were stuck waiting for you to get here. What are you even inspecting for?”

    “...Pests.”

    “...Pests?”

    “Yes.”
     

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    Or, in a world where Itadori Wasuke never died, Yuji has been working as a firefighter, blissfully unaware of curses. He takes care of his grandfather, helps out around the neighborhood, and saves cats from trees in a quiet corner of Sendai.

    Megumi, on the other hand, is tired of the jujutsu world. When he comes across a young man too good to be true, he falls for him. And Megumi is perfectly happy keeping Yuji in the dark about jujutsu to preserve their small slice of normalcy.

    However, Kenjaku never planned on letting Sukuna's Vessel live in peace forever. Soon enough, his plans would come together, and no meddling sorcerers were going to stand between him and his tools.

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    19 Apr 2026

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    From awkward teen years to growing up way too fast, Satoru and Suguru’s bond only gets stronger… and more complicated.

    Disclaimer: This fic is tagged with some sexual content for completeness, but those elements are minimal and not the focus of the story. The core of the fic is a slow, character-driven slice of life following Satoru and Suguru through the making of their bond, and its eventual collapse.

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    08 Apr 2026

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    “Did you kill them?”

    Yuuji wiped the blood from his hands on his sleeve. “Yeah.”

    His mother stepped closer, hollow eyes aglow interest. “And how did it feel?”

    He shrugged. “Nothing, really.”

    For a moment she studies him, then smiles and smooths his hair back like he’s still a little kid. “Good,” she says softly. “You’re learning.”

    Yuuji doesn’t answer. He just stands there and lets her touch him, staring past her shoulder at the drying blood staining his hands, like rust sinking into metal.

    Sick. He felt sick.

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    (Or, Itadori Yuuji is raised by his mother. This changes things.)

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    27 Mar 2026

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    Through a series of shenanigans beginning with Gojo's students never having the back door, and ending with Typical God Emperor of Mankind Bullshit, the Prison Realm is lost.

    What a turn of luck then, that it turns up, thirty-eight thousand years later, on a planet under a daemonic invasion...

    OR: It is a lovely day in the grim, dark future, and you are a horrible Gojo.

    Has a TV Tropes.

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    09 May 2026

  5. Rec 4

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    What did he need?

    To bloom soon.
    Of knowing the thrill of death, too.
    As his parents don’t expect him to.

     

    What did he want?

    To have Itadori’s bliss.
    Of knowing the thrill of strength, sealed by a sincere deed.
    Deny the fallacies his parents came to be.

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    03 Jun 2026

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