HazardousBiology

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  1. Public Bookmark 87

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    Then Scar turned away from the doors, and was face to face with Grian. And then a look of realisation and then shock came over his face, and Grian wanted to scream and he wanted to cry and he wanted to kiss him and if something didn’t happen in the next 5 seconds he felt like he was going to die.

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    It's Grian's first day on the job, and he already has a crush on one of his new coworkers. This can only go well.
    aka grian spends 6 months pining before he does anything about it. and of course they end up stuck in a closet together.

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    11 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 39

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    Broadway Star, Scar ‘Hot Guy’ Good Times, and Famous Sitcom Actor, Grian CuteGuy, are having a bit of troubled waters within their careers. The two of them have become old news and without their names in lights, they won’t have any shot at booking any more roles. Well, turns out the two of them have the same manager: Cub. And using his brilliance he decides to get the two together for a fake relationship! What better way to get the fans interested again and boost their careers!?

    But, in the end, who will have the heart to tell them that this wasn’t meant to last forever?

    “ "I am hot news.” Grian raises his heart shaped sunglasses smugly, resting them on his perfectly kept blonde hair.

    “No, you’re cute news!” Scar blurts out.

    "What?" Grian asks.

    Scar rambles, trying to explain himself to Grian.

    “Oh my Watchers above.” And Grian bursts out laughing, right there in front of the reporters. Scar is sure he hears at least twenty clicks of cameras go off, but he couldn’t care less. Because that sound, the sound of Grian’s laugh, is Scar’s new favorite sound. “

    TLDR; Scarian Actor AU with lots of drama, multiple character POVS, Scar Centric, and plenty of accidental romantic moments

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    15 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 29

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    Impulse, a hero, gets kidnapped by the terrifying villains BEST for unknown and dubious purposes. Skizz is getting increasingly worried about his frenemy Impulses getting run into the ground by the agency and decides to do something about it.

    Aka:

    Hero Impulse gets kidnapped by villains BEST for rest and recovery. This goes about as well as you might expect.

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    06 Feb 2026

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    Grian shifted again—another small movement, a thoughtless roll of his hips as he resettled. The bed creaked faintly beneath them, the sound sharp in the hush. Grian froze for half a second, then relaxed, deciding it was probably fine. If anything, it helped the illusion.

    Scar, on the other hand, went very still.

    His jaw tightened, eyes closing briefly as he took a slow breath, hands remaining firmly—but respectfully—at Grian’s sides. When he spoke again, his voice was even, almost too controlled. “Hey,” he said gently, breathlessly, “maybe— maybe don’t move like that.”

    Grian blinked. “Oh—sorry.” He flushed, immediately trying to still himself, hands pressing into Scar’s shoulders for balance. “Did I—?”

    Before Scar could answer—

    BANG BANG BANG.

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    When a plan hatches for Grian to pretend to be Scar’s partner at his mother’s ‘Christmas Extravaganza’, Grian realises that fake love feels an awful lot like the real thing—especially when everyone else believes it already is.

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    06 Feb 2026

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    In which Technoblade is a warlord/world conqueror without a heart. It’s ok though, Tommy will be his heart.

    (Or AU in which Techno is taking over the world and he takes Tommy as heir with the intention of using him as a way to win over the realm. Thing is his plan works a little too well because even he ends up loving Tommy too.)

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    02 Feb 2026