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    Lance goes missing for fifteen minutes on a mission, but then he comes back.
    He's fine. His comm broke; he got a little lost, and everyone agrees Keith is being weird about the whole thing.

    The problem is, Keith is pretty sure that's not Lance.
    He can't prove it.
    He just knows, but nobody believes him.

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    26 Sep 2026

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    Due to an incident where a fan broke into his recording studio, Evan discovers that his personal driver had been leaking his location in exchange for money. However, he is supposed to be going on tours soon and he can’t rely on Uber. He stresses this out to his friend, Luke, who tells him that he knows a biker who can take him to places.

    or

    (Evan was a DJ. Jonathan was a biker. Could it be any more obvious?)

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    28 Jul 2026

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    He sighs from where he’s prone, arms akimbo, and roof gravel digging into his spine. “I lost my job. My… other job. The one that actually pays the bills.”

    He doesn’t want to dwell on why he’s telling Deadpool of all people. Surely it has nothing to do with his desperate lack of friends. MJ is in California chasing her dreams, Harry’s undergoing treatment for his mental health and isn’t allowed visitors (not that it matters since they blacklisted Peter after last time), and Gwen… Well.

    And it’s not like he can talk to Aunt May without her worrying about him starving to death under a bridge or something so… Deadpool it is. Man, when did his life get this pathetic?

    OR: The one where Peter and Wade are literal soulmates but don't realize it for literal years because they're literal idiots.

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    08 Apr 2026

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    Nominated for the Best Wild Card fic in the Irondad Creator Awards 2024

    Peter shakily says, “you need to let me leave.”

    “You will,” Tony reasons gently. “You will. Those doors will open the second you calm down.”

    The indignation morphs into fierce anger because “those doors will open the second you input the security override code,” he snaps. Peter may be freaking out right now, but he’s not an idiot.

    Caught, Tony pauses to look at him, to zero in and search. And Peter, terrified, grits his teeth and looks away. He can’t stomach being studied like that, and – he just, he really needs to leave right now. The standoff lasts for a few more seconds before finally Tony eases off: “FRIDAY, temporarily deactivate Baby Monitor Protocol – override code One-Zero-One-Seven-Two-Zero-Two-Three.”

    1-0-1-7-2-0-2-3
    October 17, 2023…

    Feeling sick, his lost eyes snap back to searching ones.

    The elevator doors open behind him but he doesn't move, choosing instead to stare at Mr. Stark as the weight bearing down on his chest sinks just a little further.

    Squeezing his shoulder, Tony explains: “The day I got you back.”

    Despondent, Peter pushes the hand off him. “The day I lost you.”

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    23 Mar 2026

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    Turns out magic doesn't affect AIs. Karen is Peter's only link to his old life, and helps him hold on when he gets low.
    Meanwhile, in Upstate New York, Tony struggles with the inexplicable certainty that he's lost a kid.

    Until Peter gets hurt, and Karen tells FRIDAY ...

    Set in that wonderful AU world where Tony survives Endgame, and our boy (eventually) gets all the hugs he needs and deserves.

    Runner up in the 2022 Iron Dad Creator Awards Fixer-Upper Category
    Winner of the 2023 Iron Dad Creator Awards Fixer-Upper Category

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    20 Dec 2025