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So No One Told You Life Was Gonna Be This Way by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Deadpool - All Media Types
05 Feb 2022
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Peter Parker's life doesn't need an influx of new, distinctly spidery Spider-Man powers. He would gladly spend the rest of his days not creating tiny spiders from nowhere, for example. Like, in a, "yes please, I'll take two orders of the 'no spider-parenthood lifestyle,' hold the whip" kind of way. And that's only the start of how certifiably nuts his life has gotten lately.
But... okay, the spiders are pretty cute. And the other powers, well, aren't horrible. He supposes. And if Deadpool seems to think his new spidery skills are great and interesting and hot (which is weird, but not as objectionable as Peter would expect), that's... that's not so horrible, either.
Alternatively: Peter's powers are a joke, he's broke, and his love life... isn't all that DOA.
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See author's notes for tag descriptions and warnings, but for real, this is a mostly cute, constantly comedic foray into spidery!Spider-Man life.
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08 Jul 2026
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Clark realizes how little Bruce knows about the Midwest. He uses this to his advantage.
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12 Jan 2026
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When Bruce Wayne comes out, he accidentally becomes the poster child of bisexuality and realizes his lifestyle of sleeping around needs to come to an end. Clark, being the supportive friend that he is, volunteers to pretend to date him for a year.
You know the rest.
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Bookmarked by Hobbit_whore
11 Jan 2026
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Robert raised a brow.
“Damn,” He commented, shaking his head. “That dick would have to be life-changing for me to cook you breakfast after the first night together.”
Flambae gave him a considering glance. “Can you even cook?”
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17 Dec 2025
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the covetous desire that brands me as yours by nepobebe
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
16 Nov 2025
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Already, Clark has forgotten the conversation at hand. In his defense, he was very easily distracted when Batman allowed him to be clingy. Especially in full costume.
This is probably why he's so surprised when Batman leans down, teeth bared, and snarls in his ear, "You're mine."
A euphoric thrill pierces through his heart at the assertive claim. He can't help his soft moan, nodding entirely reflexively.
"Yeah?"
"Mine," Batman repeats, an unflinching confirmation. The hand petting Superman's cheek slides down until he thumbs at the juncture of his neck. Batman tugs him forward sharply, until they're pressed chest to chest.
"… and she was looking at you like meat. Like you aren't spoken for," B growls, the noise as menacing as an unseen wolf's snarl would be in a dark forest.
"Wait, I… am so confused," Superman helplessly confesses, hands grappling easily onto the heft of Batman's thigh to keep him from there. "Who was?"
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or, Batman gets jealous and reminds Superman who he belongs to.
Also, they're on the Batplane the whole time.
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- Part 2 of the facets of greed
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25 Nov 2025