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So No One Told You Life Was Gonna Be This Way by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Deadpool - All Media Types
05 Feb 2022
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Peter Parker's life doesn't need an influx of new, distinctly spidery Spider-Man powers. He would gladly spend the rest of his days not creating tiny spiders from nowhere, for example. Like, in a, "yes please, I'll take two orders of the 'no spider-parenthood lifestyle,' hold the whip" kind of way. And that's only the start of how certifiably nuts his life has gotten lately.
But... okay, the spiders are pretty cute. And the other powers, well, aren't horrible. He supposes. And if Deadpool seems to think his new spidery skills are great and interesting and hot (which is weird, but not as objectionable as Peter would expect), that's... that's not so horrible, either.
Alternatively: Peter's powers are a joke, he's broke, and his love life... isn't all that DOA.
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See author's notes for tag descriptions and warnings, but for real, this is a mostly cute, constantly comedic foray into spidery!Spider-Man life.
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08 Jul 2026
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Clark realizes how little Bruce knows about the Midwest. He uses this to his advantage.
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12 Jan 2026
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When Bruce Wayne comes out, he accidentally becomes the poster child of bisexuality and realizes his lifestyle of sleeping around needs to come to an end. Clark, being the supportive friend that he is, volunteers to pretend to date him for a year.
You know the rest.
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- 91,114
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Bookmarked by Hobbit_whore
11 Jan 2026
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Robert raised a brow.
“Damn,” He commented, shaking his head. “That dick would have to be life-changing for me to cook you breakfast after the first night together.”
Flambae gave him a considering glance. “Can you even cook?”
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17 Dec 2025
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the covetous desire that brands me as yours by nepobebe
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
16 Nov 2025
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Already, Clark has forgotten the conversation at hand. In his defense, he was very easily distracted when Batman allowed him to be clingy. Especially in full costume.
This is probably why he's so surprised when Batman leans down, teeth bared, and snarls in his ear, "You're mine."
A euphoric thrill pierces through his heart at the assertive claim. He can't help his soft moan, nodding entirely reflexively.
"Yeah?"
"Mine," Batman repeats, an unflinching confirmation. The hand petting Superman's cheek slides down until he thumbs at the juncture of his neck. Batman tugs him forward sharply, until they're pressed chest to chest.
"… and she was looking at you like meat. Like you aren't spoken for," B growls, the noise as menacing as an unseen wolf's snarl would be in a dark forest.
"Wait, I… am so confused," Superman helplessly confesses, hands grappling easily onto the heft of Batman's thigh to keep him from there. "Who was?"
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or, Batman gets jealous and reminds Superman who he belongs to.
Also, they're on the Batplane the whole time.
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- Part 2 of the facets of greed
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25 Nov 2025
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A Singular Focus by TabithaMonpress
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
13 Oct 2025
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“His name’s Clark Kent, he’s a reporter from Metropolis. He’s your height, and a few years younger than you. He’s probably met you as Brucie a couple of times at press conferences or interviews… do you remember him?” Bruce grunted. “He seems… nice, Bruce. He’s what you need. Will you let him help you?”
Bruce swallowed. What the hell. What the hell? What was Superman doing on a heat-mate app?
Bruce needs an alpha to help him through his heat. Jason finds him one Clark Kent, reporter for the Daily Planet. Only Bruce knows that this is his long-time crush, Kal-El. Emotions ensue.Series
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24 Nov 2025
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A Selfish Kind of Love by even_atlas
Fandoms: Batman (Movies - Nolan), Batman - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025), Superman - All Media Types
08 Nov 2025
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He lets himself be pushed softly back toward the bed, Clark never letting him get far enough for their lips to fully detach. “Clark,” Bruce tries, the sound muffled as he gets caught in another bruising kiss.
“What is it, Bruce? Tell me,” Clark says, his voice laced with desire.
Bruce gets his palms on Clark’s chest, nudging him back. He catches his breath for a moment, head muggy with the pleasure coursing through him, begging for more. “I want another baby.”
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- Part 6 of honey there is no right way
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24 Nov 2025
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12 Oct 2025
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The course of true love never did run smooth. When Clark Kent met Bruce Wayne. And Bruce Wayne met Superman. And Superman met Batman. And Batman met Clark Kent. And Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne finally got their acts together...
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08 Oct 2025
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Pretty when you cry by Padfootandpr0ng
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
13 Jul 2025
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The point was, Dirk had got pretty used to sex with the Hanks, they'd fallen into a comfortable routine, and it was pretty fucking amazing to be honest with you. Yet, that didn't mean everything was suddenly predictable now, unexpected shit still very much happened, and Dirk found himself pleasantly taken by suprise every single time.
Like tonight for example, where Dirk layed shaking from overstimulation, actual tears leaking silently from the corners of his eyes. Dirk had never cried during sex with anyone before, and he probably would feel slightly embarrassed, due to his sudden show of vulnerability, if it wasn't for the fact his entire body felt like it was was on fire.
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[Continuation to 'Worth it']
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- Part 3 of Fuck me up, baby, bring your friends
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20 Jul 2025
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Harper picks a fight with Dirk and he goes to the Hanks for comfort, they find several different ways to help cheer him up ;)
[Continuation to 'Fuck me up, baby, bring your friends']
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It was weird, him and Harper fought all the time but those fights had never made him feel this shitty. Dirk always craved distance from her after an argument, sure, but he'd never actually run away from Harper before.
Until now.
Because now he had somewhere to run to. Now he had the Hanks.
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- Part 2 of Fuck me up, baby, bring your friends
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20 Jul 2025
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Fuck me up, baby, bring your friends by Padfootandpr0ng
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
11 Jul 2025
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What if Dirk and Harper broke up and Dirk decided to actually sleep with the Hanks out of spite?
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Dirk sighed, slightly disappointed in himself that he'd reached the point in his life where he was venting to coat hangers about his shitty relationship, but he decided to continue nonetheless. What's the worst thing that could happen?
"Well it's just my girlfriend-" Dirk paused, mentally scolding himself before correcting his slip up, "My Ex-girlfriend, is an absolute fucking lunatic! you know why? She thinks I'm hooking up with you! All of you!" Dirk exclaimed exharphatedly, "Like, how out of it do you have to be? Obviously I'm not fucking doing that, even though I kind of wish I was-"
Dirk cut himself off.
Apparently, that was the worse thing that could happen.
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- Part 1 of Fuck me up, baby, bring your friends
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20 Jul 2025
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Kuroo has a rough day at work. Kenma does what he can to help.
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18 Jul 2025
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Kuroo and Kenma have been dating for a while now, it’s pretty obvious to anyone really. Kuroo and Kenma being childhood friends who have been inseparable for years, finally taking it further in Kuroo’s first year of highschool and they both couldn’t be happier. Them now being a little older, things have escalated for them... one thing Kuroo can’t get out of his mind though, how the hell did he get into this situation with Kenma~
Yes, they do fuck.
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17 Jul 2025
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How To Charm Your Spider by Nrem511
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics)
14 Feb 2021
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Wade charms a reluctant Peter into celebrating Valentine's Day. He has the perfect gift in mind. Peter just wants to see his boyfriend happy, so plays along, until he makes a surprising discovery.
A fluffy smutty Spideypool Valentine treat.❤thank you for leaving kudos, it means a lot 🥰
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- Part 12 of Short and sweet Spideypool
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06 Jun 2025
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The Closed Heart -NOW WITH UPDATED ENDING!! by Nrem511
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, spideypool - Fandom
03 Nov 2020
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Wade Wilson is unassuming and shy and works in a grocery store. He's turned his back on his violent past and on love.
He has vowed never to open his heart to anybody again.
Then new guy Peter moves in just down the block and finds himself attracted to the big scarred man.
As an arsonist sets the city alight, another fire is simmering between our lead guys.02/11/2020: I have updated the grammar and ending to this story. NO plot changes, but just a happier conclusion and a little EPILOGUE! I felt it deserved something more!
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- Part 7 of Long and Loving Spideypool
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06 Jun 2025
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Summon me Sweetly by Fredegund
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
23 Jan 2022
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It starts out as some kind of innocent misunderstanding. Peter honestly didn't know sex demons existed, and if he did know, he still never would have summoned one. But when a big, hulking sex demon with broad shoulders and rippling muscles steps out of a portal and insists that that's exactly what Peter did, and that he can't go anywhere until he fulfills all of Peter's desires... well, what's a superhero to do? Let the incubus go hungry?
[Spoiler alert: this incubus won't be going hungry.]
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04 Jun 2025
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Every Step of the Way by Secretive_Chi_X
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
24 Aug 2024
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Over a series of encounters, Spider-Man comes to love Deadpool. But it's much harder to cope when Peter Parker also falls in love with Wade Wilson. Peter is used to keeping his two lives separate. But Wade truly crosses over. Peter finally confesses, and it goes better than expected.
In one of the many universes in the multiverse, Peter Parker and Wade Wilson get a happy ending.
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- Part 1 of Happily-Ever-After-Verse
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02 Jun 2025
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“Yes whomst?” Okarun drawls.
Momo reddens. “Yes, Okarun?”
“I’ll make you say my name properly,” he promises, taking another step, “Momo-chan.”
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02 Jun 2025
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with eyes on the ceiling and in mismatched socks by Conjecture
Fandoms: Dandadan (Anime), Dandadan (Manga)
06 Nov 2024
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Momo shows Okarun her boobs and he doesn't know what to do with himself. Momo doesn't know what to do with herself either.
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01 Jun 2025