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A Lasat Walks into a Bar by Holderisms
Fandoms: Star Wars: Rebels, The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
02 Apr 2023
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After speaking with Teva, Zeb gets a drink.
Even when someone is waiting on him.
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"A good man can be stupid and still be good, but a bad man must have brains."
-Maxim GorkyWill is a hitchhiker with questionable hobbies. Hannibal is a man who has questionable motives. When Hannibal drives by Will who just so happens to need a ride, things quickly take a turn from the questionable to the downright depraved.
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Based on the tumblr idea that Hannigrammers latched onto: "We’re not supposed to pick up hitch-hikers because they may be serial killers. However, serial killers often pick up and kill hitch-hikers. Therefore, has a serial killer ever picked up another serial killer and did they become best friends?"Series
- Part 1 of Hitchhiker's Guide to Murder
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23 Apr 2024
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“We’re not in the market for paid killers, I’m afraid,” James says. He means it to come out humorous, to find some charisma left in the sea of grief he’s still feeling. It comes out a little faint instead.
“That’s lucky,” says the rider. “I’m not a killer.”
Dundy makes a slightly frustrated noise. “Well, we aren’t in the market for gunfighters, either. You’re looking in the wrong place.”
“Funny. As I hear it, you already got one.”
The rider is still watching James. Waiting for him to reply, James realizes, which makes him freeze all over again.
He takes a breath.
“How much are you asking for?”
A stranger rides into town. He calls himself Francis.
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14 Apr 2024
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OT3: Stretching Diplomatic Relations by Hankenstein
Fandom Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Inquisition
10 Jun 2015
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22 Oct 2023
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In the summer of 2011, psychiatrist and FBI consultant Dr. Hannibal Lecter travels with a crack forensic team to the murder capital of America to assist the New Orleans field office in hunting a possible serial killer. But bodies aren't the most interesting thing he finds when the water starts to rise.
Or, what would have happened if Will never left Louisiana?
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08 Oct 2023
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Mr. Little,
Thank you so much for reaching out. While we are incredibly busy here at Mrs. Jopson’s Cleaning Services for the next few weeks (everyone’s excited about spring cleaning, what can you do!), I would be happy to get you on our schedule as early as the second week of April.
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When Edward’s therapist recommends he hire a cleaning company to help mitigate some of the guilt and anxiety that comes from his flat getting messy when he’s busy or depressed, he expects the "Mrs. Jopson" that he hires to be a sweet, middle-aged woman. He certainly does not expect the young, beautiful man who shows up in his flat, makes Edward's notoriously antisocial cat fall in love with him instantly, and makes Edward feel things he hasn't felt in years.
Written for the terror reverse bang 2023
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- Part 1 of i don’t care if monday’s blue
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14 Jul 2023