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Cronus had better things to do than church. He always said grace with the others at dinner—well, he held everyone's hands and shut his yap for twenty seconds—and he didn't swear and use God's name in vain around Nonna. She didn't need to know that rosary hanging from his car mirror was mostly for show.
Father Kankri was the newest member of the clergy and he was always available for confession past usual hours. Working overtime and doubling down on his do-gooding, sounded like.
"It's natural to have obscene thoughts. Tell me about them, dear Cronus."
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29 Sep 2025
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Driving to my house in the middle of the night by AtomicJellyb3an
Fandoms: Wednesday (TV 2022)
22 Dec 2023
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A distant laugh, accompanied by a series of bangs make Enid sigh, whilst Wednesday perks up.
“I must say, this is one of the most active houses I’ve visited, it’s delightfully dreadful. Are you sure you want them gone?”
Enid laughs before realizing that she’s being serious.
“I-yes, yes Wednesday I want them gone.”
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When most people have pests, its usually rats or mice. Enid has ghosts, so she hires the eccentric Wednesday Addams to get rid of them, and maybe falls in love along the way
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19 Nov 2024
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Harry’s occlumency reveals his disturbing home life which sets off a chain reaction that cannot be undone. Snape finds himself begrudgingly caring about the bespectacled boy, Harry discovers what it's like to have adults who care, and Hermione finds herself becoming an accidental crime lord. Draco Malfoy is very much along for the ride, in all senses of the word.
A ridiculous blend of hilarity and tragedy, Another Mind Game is the multi-faceted fanfiction you didn't know you wanted but will absolutely adore.
Featuring a sassy Harry Potter, good friends, and a great deal of sarcasm.
There are also ridiculous endnotes if you make it far enough. (You can do it!)
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You weren't a technician, you weren't a security guard, you weren't a daycare assistant. You're just an employee. Staff. The ‘jack-of-all-trades’ employee with mediocre at best skills and specialty in none, tasked with doing miscellaneous jobs that robots couldn't do and human staff couldn't care to. The job is unpredictable, but it pays good and it's relatively easy.
Except for the part where all the animatronics are more sentient than you thought, and you're roped into a mystery surrounding the Daycare Attendants, who are bit too curious about you for your liking.
You don't think this was in your employee contact.
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24 Oct 2023
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Harry gets de-aged. Malfoy has to help him.