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Cronus had better things to do than church. He always said grace with the others at dinner—well, he held everyone's hands and shut his yap for twenty seconds—and he didn't swear and use God's name in vain around Nonna. She didn't need to know that rosary hanging from his car mirror was mostly for show.
Father Kankri was the newest member of the clergy and he was always available for confession past usual hours. Working overtime and doubling down on his do-gooding, sounded like.
"It's natural to have obscene thoughts. Tell me about them, dear Cronus."
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29 Sep 2025
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Driving to my house in the middle of the night by AtomicJellyb3an
Fandoms: Wednesday (TV 2022)
22 Dec 2023
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A distant laugh, accompanied by a series of bangs make Enid sigh, whilst Wednesday perks up.
“I must say, this is one of the most active houses I’ve visited, it’s delightfully dreadful. Are you sure you want them gone?”
Enid laughs before realizing that she’s being serious.
“I-yes, yes Wednesday I want them gone.”
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When most people have pests, its usually rats or mice. Enid has ghosts, so she hires the eccentric Wednesday Addams to get rid of them, and maybe falls in love along the way
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19 Nov 2024
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Harry’s occlumency reveals his disturbing home life which sets off a chain reaction that cannot be undone. Snape finds himself begrudgingly caring about the bespectacled boy, Harry discovers what it's like to have adults who care, and Hermione finds herself becoming an accidental crime lord. Draco Malfoy is very much along for the ride, in all senses of the word.
A ridiculous blend of hilarity and tragedy, Another Mind Game is the multi-faceted fanfiction you didn't know you wanted but will absolutely adore.
Featuring a sassy Harry Potter, good friends, and a great deal of sarcasm.
There are also ridiculous endnotes if you make it far enough. (You can do it!)
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You weren't a technician, you weren't a security guard, you weren't a daycare assistant. You're just an employee. Staff. The ‘jack-of-all-trades’ employee with mediocre at best skills and specialty in none, tasked with doing miscellaneous jobs that robots couldn't do and human staff couldn't care to. The job is unpredictable, but it pays good and it's relatively easy.
Except for the part where all the animatronics are more sentient than you thought, and you're roped into a mystery surrounding the Daycare Attendants, who are bit too curious about you for your liking.
You don't think this was in your employee contact.
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24 Oct 2023
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Harry spends the whole summer before fourth year feeling restless. He chalks it up to the weird dreams he's been having, assuming Voldemort is responsible. And for some dreams, that's true - but what about the other ones? The ones that feel... familiar?
Back at school, things change one morning in September, when he and three other students wake up with the memories of the four Hogwarts founders in their heads. They don't know why they've returned, or how it happened, but they know one thing - they changed the Wizarding World before, and they're going to do it again. It's about time they shook things up a bit.
Tagged underage for Harry/Cedric (14/17)
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20 Apr 2022
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Harry gets de-aged. Malfoy has to help him.
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Draco Malfoy has been missing for three years. Harry is assigned the cold case and finds himself slowly falling in love with the memories he collects.
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- Part 1 of Running on Air
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An Ever-Fixed Mark by AMarguerite
Fandoms: Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice & Related Fandoms
29 Oct 2017
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One would think that having the name of one's soulmate appear on one's wrist on one's sixteenth birthday would make matrimony much less complicated. It mostly does not. And not at all for Miss Elizabeth Bennet of Longbourne.
(A deconstruction of the "soulmate identifying mark" trope, using "Pride and Prejudice." Trigger warnings in the tags.)
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- Part 1 of An Ever-Fixed Mark
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11 Dec 2021
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I Can Give You What You Need by ThereAndGone
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
14 Mar 2018
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Five years after the defeat of Calamity Ganon, Hyrule is flourishing. The kingdoms are in harmony and work seamlessly together to ensure any potential threats will never rise again. Peace at last blankets the land.
But at the yearly celebratory banquet, Sidon can't help but notice Link isn't flourishing as everyone else is, and he knows that if someone doesn't do something about it, the Hero of Hyrule might not last. Yet despite Link's stubborn attitude and self-destructive tendencies, Sidon believes he can give Link what he needs to truly live again.
So long as Sidon keeps the beast lurking within himself under control.
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- Part 1 of Need-Verse
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- 13/13
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02 Dec 2021
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To My Dearest Friend by surveycorpsjean
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
14 Apr 2019
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A month has passed since the downfall of Ganon, and the last thing Link is expecting is a prince at his door.
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Damage by dontcareajot
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel
20 Apr 2016
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Peter Parker finds himself in a sticky situation and who should show up to rescue him but the infamous Deadpool? Now Peter feels indebted to the mercenary... And maybe weirdly charmed by him.
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18 Nov 2021
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“It’s not your fault if those people weren’t prepared to grow with you." Steve's voice is slow and soft, like the first warm embrace of a summer breeze following a particularly cold winter. “And for those who don’t...well, fuck ‘em.”
Then, he feels it. Fingers, quiet and hesitant, pressing gently against his own. They linger only for a moment—
And then, they’re gone.
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24 Sep 2021
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The summer of ‘85 is a whirlwind of drinking, smoking, unlikely companionship, and learning that not everything has to make sense.
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23 Sep 2021
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In an attempt to become friends, Steve invites Jonathan on a cross-country road trip to the beach. Totally a great idea.
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16 Sep 2021
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13 Sep 2021
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I Never Find Out 'Til I'm Head Over Heels by orphan_account
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
07 May 2017
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Wherein Mike believes he’s being obvious, Will doesn’t know what he believes, and the pair of them could use a lesson or two in effective communication. Somehow all of this has both nothing and everything to do with five years' worth of school dances.
(This piece was written for the Stranger Things Big Bang)
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09 Sep 2021
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Steve Harrington meets a surfer on a beach in California, has a brief sexuality crisis about it, and then decides that a summer fling is just what he needs to get over Nancy.
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Steve and Billy fall in love with a time limit.
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22 Aug 2021
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Steve and Nancy are set up by their parents to court; An arranged pairing in order to appear more sophisticated to their country club.
Little do they know that both Steve and Nancy are wholly uninterested in each other, and that Steve has managed to stumble across his soulmate.
It's going to be a big surprise for them when he comes home to dinner, Mated to another Alpha.
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18 Aug 2021
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“Reason number two to protect your neck…” Billy murmurs as his mouth drifts lower and lower, down to Steve's jugular.
“…Is because an enemy could just…”
He presses his teeth against vulnerable skin. He can feel Steve’s pulse pick up, can smell the adrenaline in his bloodstream.
“…Rip out your throat.”Or
Steve and Dustin become werewolves, Billy finds his mate, and the Party fights a big ol' monster.
Now updated with fanart!
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- Part 1 of Werewolf Gimmick
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12 Jul 2021
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I'm Headed for a Land That's Far Away by telm_393
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), Ant-Man (Movies)
25 Oct 2016
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As a fugitive in Wakanda, Scott makes a place for himself as moral support, doing everything possible to keep the fact that he’s pretty much dead inside from the others. See, he’s been living with his mental issues for years, and he’s been pretending to be just fine for even longer, so if he lets himself get lost in everyone else’s commotion, he’ll be okay.
…Except no one can pretend to be okay forever, and Scott is rudely thrust into the spotlight by virtue of having a full-on mental breakdown and trying to kill himself while living in close quarters with five other people. It doesn’t work, so Scott decides to save his own life and face his past, present, and future head-on. Also, somewhere in all of this, Scott and Sam fall in love, because wars end, but life goes on.
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Bookmarked by Homiestasis
12 Jul 2021