HowNowWit
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"Clarke, how exactly does a plant dictate the sharing of affection?"
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That Clexa Olympic Biathlon AU that apparently everyone DID ask for...in that syngularitysyn, femininenachos, and bae-in-maine post from tumblr.
Winter Olympics. Biathlete Clarke. Snowboarder Lexa. Clarke tries to flirt. Lexa's reception is lukewarm...or is it?
Beware all those who enter: there's flirting, there's guns, there's puns.
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Clexa Week 2018. Combination of prompts "Famous" and "Constantly Mistaken for a Couple."
Up-and-coming actress Lexa Woods costars with Clarke Griffin on the new crime drama Locked and Loaded. The two became fast friends during season one. Nearing the end of season two, a routine encounter at an unassuming cafe launches Lexa into a spotlight she wasn't ever expecting to navigate, least of all with her straight best friend.
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- Part 1 of Clexa Week 2018
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Sometimes love has a way of finding us when we least expect.
Clarke just wanted a quiet night to enjoy the Halloween ball at Hogwarts. A little dancing, a little dessert. Maybe a little lingering eye contact with a certain someone...
But her friend Raven had other plans to spice up the night, and now Clarke has to make sure those "plans" don't kill anyone.
It's a Clexa HP Soulmate AU. Prompt fill from tumblr.
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Sometimes Santa doesn't have all the answers. Jane can still try.
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Lena put down her book, and curiously moved to the balustrade looking down onto the main floor of her room. She spotted the metal hook latched onto the downstairs window, and watched curiously as a hand appeared on the window sill before a head of blonde hair popped into sight.
Lena crossed her arms in amusement as the thief hauled themselves through the window, falling into a crumpled mess on the floor with a pained groan. The thief lifted their head, and got to their feet inspecting the room with a noticeable confused frown - clearly having expected jewels or valuables in the castle’s tallest tower.
“What the-” The thief began to murmur to themselves.
It was at this point that Lena intervened, or at least… her hair did.
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Tangled AU
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05 Aug 2025
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Metropolis has been abjectly miserable for the past two years, no one for Lena to turn to with her problems or anxieties. The closest thing she’s had to a friend has been her favorite Chinese place’s delivery drivers.
Lex had been arrested, Sam had left, and Jack had died all in the course of one really, really shitty year, and the year that’s followed has been exponentially more shitty. Lena’s glad it’s almost over, and that she gets to forcibly eject it from her life like a floppy disk carrying a PC-killing virus with her best friend’s help in a foreign country. Even if it’s a rainy, grey Christmas and New Year's in London.
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Lena Luthor flies to London to celebrate the holidays with her best friend, and then she meets some girl named Kara.
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20 Mar 2025
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Lena smiles to herself as she watches Kara zip through the shopping mall. She’s like a honey-drunk bumblebee, bouncing from aisle to aisle, descending on some random item every five seconds just to mutter hmm and dart off again. Lena has long since stopped trying to keep up, both with her best friend’s not-quite-incriminating measure of super speed and her unfathomable decision-making process.
“Lena help,” Kara pouts. “Do fifteen-year-olds like anything?”
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In which Kara and Lena go shopping for a birthday gift, and end up with a little bit more than they bargained for.
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10 Mar 2025
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The jury summons arrives on a Friday.
“You have to get yourself disqualified,” Alex says.
Kara frowns. “What about my civic duty?”
Her sister ignores her. She’s on her phone, already finding her an out. “Your occupation should qualify you for an exemption,” she discovers. “It says here, if you’re full-time military, or a firefighter, or a cop—”
Kara holds the letter up for Alex to read. “They didn’t summon Supergirl,” she says. “They summoned Kara Danvers, freelance food critic and full-time reporter.”
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In which no one escapes jury duty, not even superheroes and celebrity CEOs, and when Kara Danvers and Lena Luthor end up in sequestration, well—the defense submits that there's more than one type of civic service.
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14 Oct 2024
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Kara and Lena go to the same conference in Central City. When Lena finds out that Kara hasn't booked a hotel room, she offers her own.
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29 Jun 2024