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Lena put down her book, and curiously moved to the balustrade looking down onto the main floor of her room. She spotted the metal hook latched onto the downstairs window, and watched curiously as a hand appeared on the window sill before a head of blonde hair popped into sight.
Lena crossed her arms in amusement as the thief hauled themselves through the window, falling into a crumpled mess on the floor with a pained groan. The thief lifted their head, and got to their feet inspecting the room with a noticeable confused frown - clearly having expected jewels or valuables in the castle’s tallest tower.
“What the-” The thief began to murmur to themselves.
It was at this point that Lena intervened, or at least… her hair did.
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Tangled AU
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05 Aug 2025
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Metropolis has been abjectly miserable for the past two years, no one for Lena to turn to with her problems or anxieties. The closest thing she’s had to a friend has been her favorite Chinese place’s delivery drivers.
Lex had been arrested, Sam had left, and Jack had died all in the course of one really, really shitty year, and the year that’s followed has been exponentially more shitty. Lena’s glad it’s almost over, and that she gets to forcibly eject it from her life like a floppy disk carrying a PC-killing virus with her best friend’s help in a foreign country. Even if it’s a rainy, grey Christmas and New Year's in London.
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Lena Luthor flies to London to celebrate the holidays with her best friend, and then she meets some girl named Kara.
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20 Mar 2025
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Lena smiles to herself as she watches Kara zip through the shopping mall. She’s like a honey-drunk bumblebee, bouncing from aisle to aisle, descending on some random item every five seconds just to mutter hmm and dart off again. Lena has long since stopped trying to keep up, both with her best friend’s not-quite-incriminating measure of super speed and her unfathomable decision-making process.
“Lena help,” Kara pouts. “Do fifteen-year-olds like anything?”
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In which Kara and Lena go shopping for a birthday gift, and end up with a little bit more than they bargained for.
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10 Mar 2025
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The jury summons arrives on a Friday.
“You have to get yourself disqualified,” Alex says.
Kara frowns. “What about my civic duty?”
Her sister ignores her. She’s on her phone, already finding her an out. “Your occupation should qualify you for an exemption,” she discovers. “It says here, if you’re full-time military, or a firefighter, or a cop—”
Kara holds the letter up for Alex to read. “They didn’t summon Supergirl,” she says. “They summoned Kara Danvers, freelance food critic and full-time reporter.”
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In which no one escapes jury duty, not even superheroes and celebrity CEOs, and when Kara Danvers and Lena Luthor end up in sequestration, well—the defense submits that there's more than one type of civic service.
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14 Oct 2024
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Kara and Lena go to the same conference in Central City. When Lena finds out that Kara hasn't booked a hotel room, she offers her own.
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29 Jun 2024
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"So to keep yourself from getting hurt by love, you're…casting a spell to…find it?" Sam says, her face twisted up in confusion as Lena wanders the garden gathering the herbs she needs. It's dark outside, and they're darting between shadows – the garden is here for the kitchen staff to pick fresh ingredients from, and the last time Lillian found her snipping rosemary she was confined to her room for two months.
"I'm calling for Amas Veritas," Lena clarifies. "I'm binding myself to a person that doesn't exist."
"How do you know they don't exist?"
"They can't. No person can fit all my criteria. And if they don't exist, I can never fall in love."
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Lena Luthor is cursed. Everyone she loves is doomed to die; it would take someone truly indestructible to survive a magic that’s ingrained in her very bloodline. When she binds herself to a true love that can’t exist, the last thing she expects is for Kara Danvers to turn up and prove her wrong.
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An AU (lightly) inspired by Practical Magic.
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08 Apr 2024
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“Here, it’s just so cold and damp and…I like the sun. I like being warm.” She turns to look at Yang. Yang is looking down at her with a look that Blake can’t parse. Curiosity is certainly in there, and what looks to Blake like sadness.
And something is different, too. Something is very different.
“Your eyes,” Blake says. Yang blinks at her.
“My eyes?” she repeats.
“Yeah,” Blake says, frowning. “They were red a second ago. Now they’re purple.”
“Weird,” Yang says cheerfully. “Must be the fluorescents.”
(Blake, fleeing an abusive relationship and the memory of a night that she doesn't fully understand yet, decides to spend her last year of high school on the tiny, rainy island of Patch, living with her parents' old friend Sienna. There, she meets Yang Xiao Long, and starts to ask questions she might not want the answers to.)
(yes it's a twilight au)
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07 Apr 2024
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It's senior year, and Blake's ready for everything...except the mortifyingly embarrassing words flying out of her mouth as soon as she meets the hottest girl in class.
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- Part 66 of One Shot Wonders
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07 Apr 2024
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“I don’t want you do something stupid on international television when you could’ve just downloaded Tinder,” Weiss says. Blake smiles—there’s the Weiss she knows—and goes back to folding her shirt.
“I’m not going to do anything stupid,” she says. “I’m not looking to meet anyone, and if I was, I wouldn’t go after wannabe reality TV stars. But they’re going to fly me all over the world, Weiss, and pay me more than I made in four years of royalties off my last book.”
“When you put it like that, it sounds almost reasonable.”
“That’s because it is,” Blake says. “Now help me pack or get out of my apartment.”
“Just promise me you won’t actually marry someone you meet on reality television."
(Blake agrees to become Remnant's next bachelorette for a lot of reasons, but getting married is absolutely nowhere on that list. Then, of course, she meets Yang.)
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19 Jan 2024
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Lena lets out a careful breath and says, “James and I have decided to end our— association.”
What a perfectly weird and roundabout way to describe the end of a romantic relationship, Kara thinks. “Oh?” she says, aptly demonstrating her own comparative lack of eloquence.
It earns her one of Lena’s crinkly smiles at least, affection clear on her best friend’s face. “Should I feel offended that you don’t seem all that surprised?” she flusters.
“No,” Kara says, “I am,” and she is, is the thing, she's actually stunned, but she’s something else, much more than that.
She’s elated.
“Bummer,” Kara says.
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In which Kara makes a tiny new enemy, Alex has an actual functioning gaydar, and Lena breaks up with James only to immediately start seeing someone else. And Kara is fine! Except for the part where she’s really, really not.
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29 Sep 2023
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“So, you’re asking my hunters to rescue these two girls?” Raven’s voice floated through the crack in a wall.
“No. They will be safe as long as they stay hidden.” Kali’s voice shook under the weight of her words. “Kill the Apex Magnamalo, and they’ll be out of your hair.”When a rogue monster nearly pierces Branwen Village’s defenses, the guild’s three best hunters are tasked with slaying it. What should have been a straightforward hunt quickly becomes the least of Yang Xiao Long’s problems as ancient secrets rise to the surface and a mysterious figure appears at the heart of it all. An Apex Magnamalo, she could deal with. But with Blake Belladonna, she has no idea where to start.
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17 Sep 2023
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Recently, Ava had been watching Youtube videos on mindfulness in an effort to try to increase the percentage of her thoughts she was able to keep just in her head. That training was about to fail her spectacularly. “One of the nuns is kind of cute.”
Mary’s fingers paused mid stitch. Ava’s fork paused halfway to her mouth as her brain caught up with what she’d just said.
“Ava, what the fu—”
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Ava has to spend several weeks in a church archive. The person running the archive is a nun, and also hot. She is totally normal and respectful about this.
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10 Jul 2023
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“We created it. But, biologically, it’s identical to any other. I have the same need for sleep, food, water.”
“Created it, huh?” Ava leaned a shoulder against the doorframe. “Based on what?”
“Input from our limited data on earth. We developed a cache of features and arranged them.”
“Ah, like create a Sim.” Ava nodded. At Beatrice’s blank look, she said, “It’s an earth game. We’ll play sometime. And, um, you know. You guys did a great job. At arranging.”
“Thank you.” Beatrice blinked. “It was designed to be aesthetically pleasing.”
“So you’re hot on purpose.” She blew out a long breath. “Honestly, thank God. That’s kind of relieving. I was worried I was—”
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Beatrice is an alien researcher looking for information on earth. Ava, as it turns out, has a lot to teach her.
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04 Jul 2023
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When Suzanne tasked Beatrice with making the guest house handicap accessible for the new bookkeeper coming to Cat's Cradle Ranch in a few weeks, she was expecting someone much older - someone who wouldn't get in her way. Someone she could maybe share a few good books with.
What she didn't expect was for the beautiful and vibrant Ava Silva to roll out of the van that day and completely change her life.
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- Part 1 of cowboy!bea au
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03 Jul 2023
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Because it turns out the Halo can want things now, sort of. Not the way a human would, with thoughts or motivation or articulable desires. The Halo wants things the way a tree wants water and shoves a taproot through flagstone to get it, which is all well and good for the tree, but less so for the idiot trying to keep her patio intact. Unfortunately for Ava, she’s both the idiot and the taproot. The flagstone is her dignity. The water – for reasons becoming rapidly and unavoidably apparent – is Beatrice.
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the one where the halo imprints on beatrice like a duckling and is dead-set on making it ava’s problem
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- Part 1 of sentient halo au
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12 May 2023
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Blake has her last semester of college planned out: graduate at the top of her class, land a coveted internship, and work her way towards her dream job. Everything's going according to plan until a little lie tangles her up with the most popular girl on campus - an up-and-coming model one photoshoot away from superstardom, whose life isn't as perfect as everyone believes.
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- Part 1 of The Lie
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22 Mar 2023
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Blake means everything to Yang. She's supportive, she's loyal, she's kind...she's the best friend anyone could ask for.
If Yang could have one wish, it would be that they stay friends forever. That way, they'll always have each other. That way, she'll never mess up and lose one of the most important people in her life.
But life has a way of changing without permission, forcing Yang to consider their friendship in a new light.
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21 Mar 2023
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Lena Luthor is a cutthroat CEO too smart to fall for demon’s ploys and too morally gray for the heavens to want her. Enter Kara, assistant to the head of soul collecting Cat Grant, who makes an off the cuff comment that maybe they're just all being too mean. Now it’s up to Kara to succeed where her peers failed, picking up her old mantel after hiding away for centuries…
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03 Feb 2023
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“I’ve wanted you every single day since I met you,” Lena whispers, barren and vulnerable and crying because of it but unable to stop with Kara’s arms wrapped tightly around her.
Lena wants to be crushed by her. She wants to be broken down and molded again, only to end up the exact same, because that is how Kara wants her- just as she is.
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07 Sep 2022
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Of Cave Bears and Blossoms by BigMammaLlama5 for Pancakesoup, iadrift, 0gasstationcoffee, salv8ion
Fandoms: Supergirl (TV 2015)
14 Feb 2022
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If someone were to ask what their painting nights were, Lena would call it art therapy and Kara would call it hanging out. They were both right (and wrong). It was both of those and more, unspoken confessions and relaxed barriers and expansions of trust.
An AU built around painting beautiful things on your lover’s back.
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27 Feb 2022
