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Wayne Munson wasn't born yesterday.
He knows full well that his nephew, his boy, is far gone for the Harrington kid. Knows it in the way he sighs, the way he drapes himself over the couch. Knows it in the way lyrics pour out of Eddie's room while he tries to write songs (just last Tuesday he heard Eddie muttering goddammit what rhymes with chest hair from behind his bedroom door).
or: Eddie deserves love. And Wayne figures that a few gentle nudges wouldn't hurt.
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- Part 7 of Into The Steddieverse
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“Hey, Munson?”
Eddie turned and Steve was there, in his space, leaning forward until Eddie was pressed back into the kitchen island.
He could smell Steve’s cologne, could see the moles and freckles across his face, could taste the air around him, like honey and butter and frosting. And then Steve reached out and pressed his fingers to Eddie’s chest, drawing back just as quickly, leaving Eddie’s skin warm and tingling.
He’d also left something else on Eddie’s shirt.
He barely registered what had happened until he was sitting back down, and Dustin's eyes were on him along with the rest of the kids.
"No fair!" Dustin pointed, scowling at Eddie's shirt. "How come you got that one!"
"Uh," said Eddie and looked down.
I Did an Amooooozing Job Today! said a cow in a cowboy hat.
or: Eddie Munson was doing his best to push down his absolutely tragic crush on Steve Harrington. He'd been doing a pretty good job of it, too.
And then Steve brought out the goddamn stickers.
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- Part 6 of Into The Steddieverse
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Find Me a Find (Catch Me a Catch) by Humanities_Handbag
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
18 Jun 2023
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Eddie fawns over Steve from a hospital bed, Steve has a Grade-A crush, and Wayne is wondering if there's a way to ask someone to be your son-in-law without making it weird.
Or: Wayne decides that playing matchmaker between a band nerd and a royal jock might not be the most glamorous job, but someone's got to do it.
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- Part 4 of Into The Steddieverse
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Refinancing Your Mortgage For Dummies (or: How To Fall In Love Like An Idiot) by Humanities_Handbag
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
12 Jan 2023
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Eddie and Steve have been together for twenty plus years and married for one.
No one told Eddie.
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- Part 5 of Into The Steddieverse
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The Four Stages of Trauma Recovery, as told by Dr. A Burdett by Humanities_Handbag
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)
24 Jan 2022
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Tom and Maddie Wachowski were, by far, the most puzzling clients Dr. Alice Burdett ever had. One was a police officer. The other a vet. They were a loving couple living a modest life a few towns over in Green Hills. A town that had recently stopped giving out information to anyone beyond its borders.
And they'd come in to discuss their son.
They didn't give her a name. They didn't tell her what he looked like. Only that he needed help.
Dr. Alice Burdett had been a therapist long enough to identify trauma. And their child was absolutely, totally, and significantly traumatized. And she could work with that.
"Right," she said, clicking her pen, watching the helpless parents over her notebook. "Let's start at the beginning."
(rated T for language)
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- Part 6 of Family Loading... Please Wait
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Family Loading... Please Wait by Humanities_Handbag, Invader_Sam
Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog (2020), Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Movies), Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe)
24 Jan 2022
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Into The Steddieverse by Humanities_Handbag, Invader_Sam
Fandom: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
21 Jul 2024
- Words:
- 99,201
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mean grinch, blue grinch, nice grinch, new grinch by Humanities_Handbag
Fandom: The Grinch (2018)
21 Mar 2019
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A series exploring the Grinch as he adjusts to society, deals with trauma, accidentally adopts a family, makes spare keys, and wears many, many, many awful ties.
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- 38,008
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Darkwing Duck Drabbles by Humanities_Handbag
Fandom: Darkwing Duck (Cartoon 1991), Darkwing Duck (Cartoon), DuckTales (Cartoon 2017)
27 May 2019
- Words:
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A Thing or Two About Being a Jerk by Pandora (paperclipbutterfly)
Fandoms: Zootopia (2016)
23 Feb 2024
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The Carrot Days Festival sees Gideon Grey making a valiant attempt to make amends for his past. The question now is: will the heads of the Hopps family let him?
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- Part 18 of Plot Bunnies and Rogue Foxes
Bookmarked by Humanities_Handbag
25 Nov 2025
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When the ice beneath Judy's feet gives out from under her after a foot chase in Tundratown, her partner and the rest of the ZPD try to figure a way to free her from the air-pocket she ends up trapped in. Injured and cold, she basks in what warmth she can get from the voice of her partner as she struggles not to fall into a sleep she might not be able to wake up from...
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- Part 17 of Plot Bunnies and Rogue Foxes
Bookmarked by Humanities_Handbag
25 Nov 2025
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Merlin is so gone for Arthur. For years now, in fact. It would be embarrassing, if he wasn’t almost completely sure Arthur felt something for him too.
Until the day Arthur Finds Out.
It’s not that he hadn’t imagined a bad scenario of Arthur finding out. He had. Of course, he had. But more so that Arthur would send him away, or sack him, or…well. He supposed he didn’t have any scope of imagining that Arthur could look so horrified, and be looking at Merlin, at the same time.
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Or, 4 times Arthur failed to understand, and 1 time he did.
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“Truth spell,” Merlin said. “The sorcerer from earlier, the one in the woods. The dust he threw over us.”
“You should go tell the others,” Arthur said.
“I can’t.”
“Why not?”
“I’m under the spell too.”
Arthur raised an eyebrow. “And you’re in the habit of lying?”
“Yes,” Merlin said helplessly.
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For merthurweek 2023, prompt: soulmates + hurt/comfort; AU where soulmates see in color after touching.
Merlin's world bursts into color when he accidentally touches Prince Arthur Pendragon. Mutually horrified, Arthur and Merlin set off on a quest to sever their connection - whatever the cost. (Spoiler Alert: they fall in love.)